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I've read some crackers since then - some of them have put me off tquite frankly, some of them I wonder if we've met the same person and some made me  .
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""even paid for breakfast after shagging in the carpark" Always thought that was the sign of a true gent!" Written about you, Drew?  Pure class! | |||
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""even paid for breakfast after shagging in the carpark" Always thought that was the sign of a true gent! Written about you, Drew? Pure class!"Alas I can't take credit as I only got them a coffee  | |||
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"I keep mine off my profile, mainly because a few of them make me cringe with how graphic they are, or because they have the fab cliché of ‘do not miss out on this one ladies’ or ‘can’t wait for our next meet’. I think their handy as proof your real but other than that just take them with a pinch of salt." I have never in my life thought to recommend a bloke I've shagged to others. It's surreal! | |||
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""even paid for breakfast after shagging in the carpark" Always thought that was the sign of a true gent! Written about you, Drew? Pure class!
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny!" I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! | |||
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"you wouldn't publish bad ones surely..." I think it's a question of what people consider bad isn't it? | |||
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"I keep mine off my profile, mainly because a few of them make me cringe with how graphic they are, or because they have the fab cliché of ‘do not miss out on this one ladies’ or ‘can’t wait for our next meet’. I think their handy as proof your real but other than that just take them with a pinch of salt. I have never in my life thought to recommend a bloke I've shagged to others. It's surreal! " It's all part of networking on here. As long as it doesn't involve me I've no issue with it. I do however have an issue with networking without consent where the person being recommended has their personal details given to another fabber. | |||
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"I love reading veris, some of them are genius (yes Rex holes, I’m looking at you )"There are times I wish you could see all the veris one person has written - could see all of Rex's talent then. | |||
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"Don't give or receive, veris that is, like you said OP some may be ok but most are cringe worthy. X" I like cringeworthy. I just wouldn't show it if it was about me! | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! " Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me | |||
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"I keep mine off my profile, mainly because a few of them make me cringe with how graphic they are, or because they have the fab cliché of ‘do not miss out on this one ladies’ or ‘can’t wait for our next meet’. I think their handy as proof your real but other than that just take them with a pinch of salt. I have never in my life thought to recommend a bloke I've shagged to others. It's surreal! It's all part of networking on here. As long as it doesn't involve me I've no issue with it. I do however have an issue with networking without consent where the person being recommended has their personal details given to another fabber." That would be entirely wrong. But it's just a light hearted thread. | |||
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"My favourite ever was a poem, very tongue in cheek. It was done in a particular style and I thought it was really clever, original and funny. " That one sounds awesome! When I meet you I shall make an effort, Meli  | |||
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"I saw a pair of matching veris several years ago - it was reasonably obvious it was tongue in cheek, but they went into detail about how he/she was the worst lay ever, etc. I laughed." I do love the tongue in cheek ones where people clearly have affection for each other. | |||
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Still makes me giggle. "I can see why! | |||
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"I saw a pair of matching veris several years ago - it was reasonably obvious it was tongue in cheek, but they went into detail about how he/she was the worst lay ever, etc. I laughed. I do love the tongue in cheek ones where people clearly have affection for each other. " I tend to write mine as almost a momento for the recipient, knowing it could be made public. References to things they'll understand but others won't. (Not completely cryptic though) | |||
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"I once wrote an epic veri that was like a short novel. In the style of old women chatting on a bench, going off on mad tangents. He turned up in a blue car well it's a lovely colour of blue bit like my cardi that I got from Ethel Austin that day we had the trip on the bus with Vera and Albert before he got his hips done the second time such a shame the first time it didn't work but that nurse was lovely she had such nice hair done by Sheila the mobile hairdresser you know the one with the van and her sister married Kevin from the paper shop not Kevin the butcher he does nice pies love them for my tea with some peas and a sponge cake for afters and a nice cup of tea right filling they are oooh so naughty but a little bit of what you fancy does you good that's what I say and Mavis likes that cake too she's got a new coat saw her the other day in town but didn't recognise her thought it was Joanne's daughter but she left town because of Tony so I was confused oh how we laughed it was Mavis not Joanne she had a new coat and it was blue like my cardi and his car. He was a good shag treat him with respect." That is a classic | |||
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"I once wrote an epic veri that was like a short novel. In the style of old women chatting on a bench, going off on mad tangents. He turned up in a blue car well it's a lovely colour of blue bit like my cardi that I got from Ethel Austin that day we had the trip on the bus with Vera and Albert before he got his hips done the second time such a shame the first time it didn't work but that nurse was lovely she had such nice hair done by Sheila the mobile hairdresser you know the one with the van and her sister married Kevin from the paper shop not Kevin the butcher he does nice pies love them for my tea with some peas and a sponge cake for afters and a nice cup of tea right filling they are oooh so naughty but a little bit of what you fancy does you good that's what I say and Mavis likes that cake too she's got a new coat saw her the other day in town but didn't recognise her thought it was Joanne's daughter but she left town because of Tony so I was confused oh how we laughed it was Mavis not Joanne she had a new coat and it was blue like my cardi and his car. He was a good shag treat him with respect." Oh if every veri was written like that!! Had to end with the cliche tho of course. | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me "Tis..... it's adorable
You'll have to do a "proper Nora" at some point.
I very rarely write a serious veri, and I love the veris I have displayed on my Posh profile. I guess I'm lucky I've met some people who think the same way and so we write each other nonsense.
I do like to check out other people's as well, and can't be doing with the graphic ones. It's interesting to see who people have met but I don't care about the details to the extent some give them.
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"I once wrote an epic veri that was like a short novel. In the style of old women chatting on a bench, going off on mad tangents. He turned up in a blue car well it's a lovely colour of blue bit like my cardi that I got from Ethel Austin that day we had the trip on the bus with Vera and Albert before he got his hips done the second time such a shame the first time it didn't work but that nurse was lovely she had such nice hair done by Sheila the mobile hairdresser you know the one with the van and her sister married Kevin from the paper shop not Kevin the butcher he does nice pies love them for my tea with some peas and a sponge cake for afters and a nice cup of tea right filling they are oooh so naughty but a little bit of what you fancy does you good that's what I say and Mavis likes that cake too she's got a new coat saw her the other day in town but didn't recognise her thought it was Joanne's daughter but she left town because of Tony so I was confused oh how we laughed it was Mavis not Joanne she had a new coat and it was blue like my cardi and his car. He was a good shag treat him with respect." I do love a veri that tells a story. I fancy some cake now. | |||
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"My favourite ever was a poem, very tongue in cheek. It was done in a particular style and I thought it was really clever, original and funny. That one sounds awesome! When I meet you I shall make an effort, Meli "Yay! A haiku about my twatty voice and inability to make eye contact would be perfect. I'll do one not featuring the things you hate reading. | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. " Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. | |||
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"I once wrote an epic veri that was like a short novel. In the style of old women chatting on a bench, going off on mad tangents. He turned up in a blue car well it's a lovely colour of blue bit like my cardi that I got from Ethel Austin that day we had the trip on the bus with Vera and Albert before he got his hips done the second time such a shame the first time it didn't work but that nurse was lovely she had such nice hair done by Sheila the mobile hairdresser you know the one with the van and her sister married Kevin from the paper shop not Kevin the butcher he does nice pies love them for my tea with some peas and a sponge cake for afters and a nice cup of tea right filling they are oooh so naughty but a little bit of what you fancy does you good that's what I say and Mavis likes that cake too she's got a new coat saw her the other day in town but didn't recognise her thought it was Joanne's daughter but she left town because of Tony so I was confused oh how we laughed it was Mavis not Joanne she had a new coat and it was blue like my cardi and his car. He was a good shag treat him with respect." And now this is another reason we need to get together for a brew..... I wanna veri from you!
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" Some on here beggar belief !! especially if it's on a profile that say they are "Discrete" ??? but the best we've read was ..He had me dripping like a tap ?? or He left me gaping and dripping ?? "But on the other hand "wetter than an otter's pocket" would make a great veri line don't you think? | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me
Tis..... it's adorable
You'll have to do a "proper Nora" at some point.
I very rarely write a serious veri, and I love the veris I have displayed on my Posh profile. I guess I'm lucky I've met some people who think the same way and so we write each other nonsense.
I do like to check out other people's as well, and can't be doing with the graphic ones. It's interesting to see who people have met but I don't care about the details to the extent some give them.
Posh "I like the nonsense friends veris very much. I hope to have some on my profile in a few months! | |||
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"Mine tend to be quite plain. I don't like putting the 'dirty details' in them. Probably because I'm sooooo shy. "I don't mind a dirty one if it uses clever words instead of "he had a yummy cock". I like a bit of imagination. | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. " Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me
Tis..... it's adorable
You'll have to do a "proper Nora" at some point.
I very rarely write a serious veri, and I love the veris I have displayed on my Posh profile. I guess I'm lucky I've met some people who think the same way and so we write each other nonsense.
I do like to check out other people's as well, and can't be doing with the graphic ones. It's interesting to see who people have met but I don't care about the details to the extent some give them.
Posh
I like the nonsense friends veris very much. I hope to have some on my profile in a few months! "10 weeks I believe!!
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. " As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"? | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me
Tis..... it's adorable
You'll have to do a "proper Nora" at some point.
I very rarely write a serious veri, and I love the veris I have displayed on my Posh profile. I guess I'm lucky I've met some people who think the same way and so we write each other nonsense.
I do like to check out other people's as well, and can't be doing with the graphic ones. It's interesting to see who people have met but I don't care about the details to the extent some give them.
Posh
I like the nonsense friends veris very much. I hope to have some on my profile in a few months!
10 weeks I believe!!
Posh "Omg I will be sooooooo nervous. But excited to meet all you lovelies! | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"? " | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"? "Dive - A double twist with pike | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"?
Dive - A double twist with pike "Was the fish reference intentional? | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me
Tis..... it's adorable
You'll have to do a "proper Nora" at some point.
I very rarely write a serious veri, and I love the veris I have displayed on my Posh profile. I guess I'm lucky I've met some people who think the same way and so we write each other nonsense.
I do like to check out other people's as well, and can't be doing with the graphic ones. It's interesting to see who people have met but I don't care about the details to the extent some give them.
Posh
I like the nonsense friends veris very much. I hope to have some on my profile in a few months!
10 weeks I believe!!
Posh
Omg I will be sooooooo nervous. But excited to meet all you lovelies! "I'm a total prick. Don't believe the veris ffs.... I paid them for the positive ones. Nothing to be nervous of (says me who is still nervous despite having done this in Dec ). You'll be fine..... trust me!
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" Some on here beggar belief !! especially if it's on a profile that say they are "Discrete" ??? but the best we've read was ..He had me dripping like a tap ?? or He left me gaping and dripping ?? "Especially when they spell it 'gapping'. | |||
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"I’ve only ever shown social ones but I do love reading veris. Some are really funny! I just read one you wrote actually about Spiderbunny. It's so sweet! Haha. I usually try and make mine funny. That one is a bit soppy for me
Tis..... it's adorable
You'll have to do a "proper Nora" at some point.
I very rarely write a serious veri, and I love the veris I have displayed on my Posh profile. I guess I'm lucky I've met some people who think the same way and so we write each other nonsense.
I do like to check out other people's as well, and can't be doing with the graphic ones. It's interesting to see who people have met but I don't care about the details to the extent some give them.
Posh
I like the nonsense friends veris very much. I hope to have some on my profile in a few months!
10 weeks I believe!!
Posh
Omg I will be sooooooo nervous. But excited to meet all you lovelies!
I'm a total prick. Don't believe the veris ffs.... I paid them for the positive ones.
Nothing to be nervous of (says me who is still nervous despite having done this in Dec ). You'll be fine..... trust me!
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"?
Dive - A double twist with pike
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"I personally would hate that kind of veri and if someone left one like that for me it would really put me off them. " Someone did leave one and I don't show it. I asked him not to write one.  | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"?
Dive - A double twist with pike
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" Some on here beggar belief !! especially if it's on a profile that say they are "Discrete" ??? but the best we've read was ..He had me dripping like a tap ?? or He left me gaping and dripping ??
Especially when they spell it 'gapping'. "One p just makes it so silly! | |||
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""even paid for breakfast after shagging in the carpark" Always thought that was the sign of a true gent!" Classy gent | |||
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"Don’t think anyone would show a bad ver though I have had vers though that have put me off re meeting the person again Had one on a older profile Takes cock like a pro ride her hard I shudder at it and thought emmm you definitely not be getting another meet " It's what they choose to show and the number of gang bangs etc when I'm clearly not interested in that. The message says read my veris and yet - it's off putting. | |||
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"Don’t think anyone would show a bad ver though I have had vers though that have put me off re meeting the person again Had one on a older profile Takes cock like a pro ride her hard I shudder at it and thought emmm you definitely not be getting another meet It's what they choose to show and the number of gang bangs etc when I'm clearly not interested in that. The message says read my veris and yet - it's off putting." Awww ok that’s one off a couple off reasons mine vers are tucked away another reason is I had someone spoil a good thing with a couple Was seeing a couple and also a guy around the same time the guy asked if I would set up a “4sum” with us and them I sed no but he contacted them anyway and tryed it and the couple pulled they profile to pull the ver down Let’s just say he never got another meet with me again | |||
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"I would never display or write one for people, its just not for me. I get why they are valued on here but I dont want or need them as its make me cringe reading them. Really does depend on the veri. The overly graphic ones make me cringe and if one was written about me I just wouldn't show it. But many are written for friends and I think they're often lovely. Yeah the ones from people chatting in a club and being friendly are ok. It's just the ones rating you and your performance etc. Like just meet up and find out if you enjoy it rather than what dave thought of me. As in "Dave thought the Mrs had a lovely gash and dived in"?
Dive - A double twist with pike
Was the fish reference intentional?
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Your plaice or mine?
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"“Showed up on time” “Turned up as arranged” “Prompt and punctual” “Clear communicator” “very polite and sweet” I see those kinds quite often. I always read between the lines and assume it means “we met and I didn’t fancy them”" Uh oh. I’m sure a few of mine read like that | |||
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"Veris cor me are just to confirm the person is real and looks like their photos. I find detailed veris to be both laughable and cringeworthy. “Treat her right….” fuck off!" Don’t mince your words, say what you mean | |||
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"Veris cor me are just to confirm the person is real and looks like their photos. I find detailed veris to be both laughable and cringeworthy. “Treat her right….” fuck off! Don’t mince your words, say what you mean "He usually does | |||
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"dont have any or read any others." Damn it. They could have been very interesting! | |||
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"Some make me feel very queasy. I've stopped reading them "Fair! I know what you mean | |||
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"This is my favorite one, its off someone that came to do work on my house, but when he turned up I realised it was a guy i'd be perving on fab I dropped sooooo many hints but it was no good, I messaged him afterwards, turns out he knew most my siblings. Possibly one of the more unorthodox verifications I’ve left but as we have met I figured it’s rude not to say so. I have been chatting with these guys for a little while and then ended up accidentally bumping into Mrs P on Friday. What can I say, she is very sexy and quite the flirt. All the time we spoke I could see a naughty glint in her eye. The profile says she is quite shy but if that’s the case she hid it quite well. As short and impromptu as Friday was I’m definitely looking forward to meeting again. Still makes me giggle" Lol! So you saw him again? | |||
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"I had a veri highlighted to me this morning which as it happens, had the opposite effect of the intention to point it out to me …. I won’t be meeting him again! "Oops! I must admit when a guy tells me to read the veris it inevitably backfires on him. | |||
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"This is my favorite one, its off someone that came to do work on my house, but when he turned up I realised it was a guy i'd be perving on fab I dropped sooooo many hints but it was no good, I messaged him afterwards, turns out he knew most my siblings. Possibly one of the more unorthodox verifications I’ve left but as we have met I figured it’s rude not to say so. I have been chatting with these guys for a little while and then ended up accidentally bumping into Mrs P on Friday. What can I say, she is very sexy and quite the flirt. All the time we spoke I could see a naughty glint in her eye. The profile says she is quite shy but if that’s the case she hid it quite well. As short and impromptu as Friday was I’m definitely looking forward to meeting again. Still makes me giggle Lol! So you saw him again? " Nope, we chat all the time though, something always comes up  | |||
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"This is my favorite one, its off someone that came to do work on my house, but when he turned up I realised it was a guy i'd be perving on fab I dropped sooooo many hints but it was no good, I messaged him afterwards, turns out he knew most my siblings. Possibly one of the more unorthodox verifications I’ve left but as we have met I figured it’s rude not to say so. I have been chatting with these guys for a little while and then ended up accidentally bumping into Mrs P on Friday. What can I say, she is very sexy and quite the flirt. All the time we spoke I could see a naughty glint in her eye. The profile says she is quite shy but if that’s the case she hid it quite well. As short and impromptu as Friday was I’m definitely looking forward to meeting again. Still makes me giggle Lol! So you saw him again? Nope, we chat all the time though, something always comes up "What a silly boy! He's missing out | |||
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"I hate the veris that are actually all about bigging themselves up rather than how great the meet was Too graphic - just why ?? Treat with respect - c’mon really ? You actually need to write that ? All I need to know from a veri is they are the person in their pics and are genuine Let’s face it no one is going to be showing a bad one haha "I'd just mention that lovely hair. Wow. | |||
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"I hate the veris that are actually all about bigging themselves up rather than how great the meet was Too graphic - just why ?? Treat with respect - c’mon really ? You actually need to write that ? All I need to know from a veri is they are the person in their pics and are genuine Let’s face it no one is going to be showing a bad one haha
I'd just mention that lovely hair. Wow. "Thank you | |||
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank! "Note to self to use that one liner | |||
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank! "I did this for someone I met, as I knew him from before Fab, and we'd been talking about all the "lines" like "don't pass him by" Mine are only ever for socials, I often read how guys write about women, good insight. Never sure why women put " he had a really tasty cock" I mean, really?! That's just an odd thing to say. | |||
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank! "I believe she had that printed on a t-shirt. | |||
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank!
I believe she had that printed on a t-shirt. "No but I do have a hoody with ZRO FKS GVN on the back! | |||
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank!
I believe she had that printed on a t-shirt.
No but I do have a hoody with
ZRO
FKS
GVN
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank!
I did this for someone I met, as I knew him from before Fab, and we'd been talking about all the "lines" like "don't pass him by"
Mine are only ever for socials, I often read how guys write about women, good insight.
Never sure why women put " he had a really tasty cock" I mean, really?! That's just an odd thing to say."They confused it with a restaurant review? | |||
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 I love mine, very few are graphic, most are just lovely. I enjoy reading other peoples too, each to their own I suppose. | |||
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"An ex wrote one in which he tried to use as many "Fab clichés" as possible! I gave one that was 4 words once- better than a wank!
I believe she had that printed on a t-shirt.
No but I do have a hoody with
ZRO
FKS
GVN
on the back!
Dare I ask??? "Zero fucks given | |||
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"So many veri haters I love mine, very few are graphic, most are just lovely. I enjoy reading other peoples too, each to their own I suppose. "Fuck it. Your profile, do what makes you happy. Veris are lovely, nice little memories. I mean sucks like a Dyson might be stretching the lovely but who knows. | |||
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Best ones: Describe the person met, gives brief about their personality, short and sweet | |||
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"So many veri haters I love mine, very few are graphic, most are just lovely. I enjoy reading other peoples too, each to their own I suppose. "Oh I like veris! I like spying on other people's | |||
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"Veris say more about the person who writes them, which in turn tells you about the person they have verified. I have seen veris that made me wonder wtf the person who published it was thinking...and put me off instantly. I pride myself that my veris show the people I have met are intelligent and articulate. The fact they are nice about me is nice, but you never read a bad one...unless its from Rex "I did see that you've a tasty cock though fnar fnar | |||
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"So many veri haters I love mine, very few are graphic, most are just lovely. I enjoy reading other peoples too, each to their own I suppose.
Fuck it. Your profile, do what makes you happy. Veris are lovely, nice little memories. I mean sucks like a Dyson might be stretching the lovely but who knows."I've seen "accommodating" a few times -is that lovely | |||
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"Mine seem to have all been written in invisible ink "3 weeks is nae time at all, pet | |||
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"I had a veri highlighted to me this morning which as it happens, had the opposite effect of the intention to point it out to me …. I won’t be meeting him again!
Oops! I must admit when a guy tells me to read the veris it inevitably backfires on him. "This one did big time | |||
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"I keep mine off my profile, mainly because a few of them make me cringe with how graphic they are, or because they have the fab cliché of ‘do not miss out on this one ladies’ or ‘can’t wait for our next meet’. I think their handy as proof your real but other than that just take them with a pinch of salt. I have never in my life thought to recommend a bloke I've shagged to others. It's surreal! " I have. I thought they were perfect for each other, and she did the same for me. | |||
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"Veris say more about the person who writes them, which in turn tells you about the person they have verified. I have seen veris that made me wonder wtf the person who published it was thinking...and put me off instantly. I pride myself that my veris show the people I have met are intelligent and articulate. The fact they are nice about me is nice, but you never read a bad one...unless its from Rex "This exactly!! I couldn’t of explained it better, thank you | |||
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"Veris say more about the person who writes them, which in turn tells you about the person they have verified. I have seen veris that made me wonder wtf the person who published it was thinking...and put me off instantly. I pride myself that my veris show the people I have met are intelligent and articulate. The fact they are nice about me is nice, but you never read a bad one...unless its from Rex
I did see that you've a tasty cock though fnar fnar"Thats an in joke. I always think its ridiculous to say that so I sometimes ask for it in my veris. | |||
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"I keep mine off my profile, mainly because a few of them make me cringe with how graphic they are, or because they have the fab cliché of ‘do not miss out on this one ladies’ or ‘can’t wait for our next meet’. I think their handy as proof your real but other than that just take them with a pinch of salt. I have never in my life thought to recommend a bloke I've shagged to others. It's surreal! I have. I thought they were perfect for each other, and she did the same for me. " I think that's quite nice but sticking it in a review on a website with 40,000 people isn't quite the same | |||
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"Veris say more about the person who writes them, which in turn tells you about the person they have verified. I have seen veris that made me wonder wtf the person who published it was thinking...and put me off instantly. I pride myself that my veris show the people I have met are intelligent and articulate. The fact they are nice about me is nice, but you never read a bad one...unless its from Rex
I did see that you've a tasty cock though fnar fnar
Thats an in joke. I always think its ridiculous to say that so I sometimes ask for it in my veris.
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"Liked the one where the couple got chucked out the pub for being rampant & shagging loudly in the toilets" Wow. That one sounds awesome | |||
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"We hope that our play partners write a nice veri rather than a graphic one as it’s not something we would write for people. Although we don’t display m(any) play veris anyway but they are a happy reminder of fun times. K" A happy reminder is definitely preferable to a blow by blow review | |||
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"Liked the one where the couple got chucked out the pub for being rampant & shagging loudly in the toilets Wow. That one sounds awesome "Yeah. They continued in the car park with two other men from the pub! And she went home without her knickers on. Class | |||
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"Liked the one where the couple got chucked out the pub for being rampant & shagging loudly in the toilets Wow. That one sounds awesome
Yeah. They continued in the car park with two other men from the pub! And she went home without her knickers on. Class"Well to be fair it can be easy to lose your knickers | |||
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"Someone once said I look better from behind " Was that a compliment on your arse or an insult about your face? | |||
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