FabSwingers.com forum: The Toilet Seat Problem .........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Only here could a thread about boobs / make up and lip fillers turn into a discussion about toilet seat up or down .....

So .... can you solve the problem pls before Mrs. TMN sits in judgement or solves it.... TYVM!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Should you put it up ..... should you put it down ? and why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift it when needed then put it down, it's only good manners

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I meant....... What if it's already UP Drew ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The view down a toilet is a bit

so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"The view down a toilet is a bit

so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use

Seats tho .... we are on about seats.

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Sit down wees are the answer I think ,

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

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Would you put it down to use the loo ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Sit down wees are the answer I think ,

No geniuses this morning please !!

I hadn't even thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meant....... What if it's already UP Drew ?"

Then someone was lazy!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I live alone. I leave it down. I shit in the garden.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I meant....... What if it's already UP Drew ?

Then someone was lazy!"

Drew....... If it was already UP would you leave it up or put it down ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I live alone. I leave it down. I shit in the garden. "

Do you back shovel like a cat ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

Would you put it down to use the loo ? "

I do regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The view down a toilet is a bit

so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use

Seats tho .... we are on about seats. "

I’d prefer men sat to wee so they don’t spray the area.

The seat and lid need putting down after.

The toilet roll should be fitted ‘over’ and torn neatly, leaving no little bit on the roll to spoil the straight line. That really bothers me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

Would you put it down to use the loo ?

I do regularly. "

Hmmmmmmmmmm ........ Do you leave it down ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I live alone. I leave it down. I shit in the garden. "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

Would you put it down to use the loo ?

I do regularly.

Hmmmmmmmmmm ........ Do you leave it down ?"

Yes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I live alone. I leave it down. I shit in the garden.

Do you back shovel like a cat ?"

Depends on the season. Sometimes the soil is like iron.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"The view down a toilet is a bit

so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use

Seats tho .... we are on about seats.

I’d prefer men sat to wee so they don’t spray the area.

The seat and lid need putting down after.

The toilet roll should be fitted ‘over’ and torn neatly, leaving no little bit on the roll to spoil the straight line. That really bothers me.

Mine are on a big stick holder next to the loo is that okay ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat down. Means that when you flush you're not spraying germs everywhere. We've all seen that advert, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The view down a toilet is a bit

so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use

Seats tho .... we are on about seats.

I’d prefer men sat to wee so they don’t spray the area.

The seat and lid need putting down after.

The toilet roll should be fitted ‘over’ and torn neatly, leaving no little bit on the roll to spoil the straight line. That really bothers me.

Mine are on a big stick holder next to the loo is that okay ?"

Yes. I can cope with ‘on sideways’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet seat down. Means that when you flush you're not spraying germs everywhere. We've all seen that advert, right?

I want a vacuum loo like on airplanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glue it down so onlt the top cover moves.

problem solved

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Up when the toilet is in use, down when it’s not. Simple.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please. "

How do you wee ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Up when the toilet is in use, down when it’s not. Simple. "

So it should be down and everyone has to lift it up ???

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"glue it down so onlt the top cover moves.

problem solved"

Making the pee hole smaller for men ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"glue it down so onlt the top cover moves.

problem solved

Making the pee hole smaller for men ?"

make them sit

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

It should be up during the day, this gives us a bigger target to aim for.

Down at night as our aim may be off, so sitting down is the best option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always lift toilet seat when widdle !

Always put it down !

Just in case lady goes in there unisex toilet at work !

It’s considerate of other people !

Always have to clean seat as well most of them widdle on seat !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.

How do you wee ?"

I use my pelvic floor muscles

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"It should be up during the day, this gives us a bigger target to aim for.

Down at night as our aim may be off, so sitting down is the best option."

What if you work nights ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.

How do you wee ?

I use my pelvic floor muscles

Or the bath

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Always lift toilet seat when widdle !

Always put it down !

Just in case lady goes in there unisex toilet at work !

It’s considerate of other people !

Always have to clean seat as well most of them widdle on seat !

Is it man pee or woman pee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.

How do you wee ?

I use my pelvic floor muscles

Or the bath "

I did used to wee in the bath actually. After our first born so I could stop the urine irritating my episiotomy wound if I hadn't drank enough water. Would use the shower head and spray water over my vulva. I found it easier than a spray bottle on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always lift toilet seat when widdle !

Always put it down !

Just in case lady goes in there unisex toilet at work !

It’s considerate of other people !

Always have to clean seat as well most of them widdle on seat !

Is it man pee or woman pee ?"

Man pee most delivery drivers don’t pick seat up so end up cleaning it with cleaning liquid always tell them to leave it clean

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.

How do you wee ?

I use my pelvic floor muscles

Or the bath

Thank you for sharing.

Remove the shower head. It's better. Honest.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

All the way down, to stop the germs spreading when you flush.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

We have a unisex toilet in the gatehouse the only universal rule is don't sh*t in there as we don't want to smell it all day but the other day the officer kicked up a fuss as the toilet seat was up I still have no idea why she cared so much just put it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a toilet seat that springs back up when it's not sat on (like seats in the cinema or front of a bus)

Proper man cave stuff. Grrr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If it's up I put it down to use the toilet.

And leave it down.

It's not an issue in my house.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It should be up during the day, this gives us a bigger target to aim for.

Down at night as our aim may be off, so sitting down is the best option.

Reverse the options. Lol

What if you work nights ?"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"All the way down, to stop the germs spreading when you flush."

That's the lid, which you can't close if the seat is up.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A closed toilet seat and lid is more visually pleasing.

Always have, always will.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Just leave it down

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The wooden ones have dodgy hinges that always get all crusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's up, I put it down. If it's down he puts it up.. equality at it's finest.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Always down before flushing and it stays down until needed again.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

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^ Marriage material right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really doesn’t occupy my mind really. Like when folk at work get pissed when you don’t fill the kettle up. The tap is right next to it! Not to mention boiling a full kettle just for one cuppa.

Life is too short to get annoyed over such things

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

If it's down and you need it up, put it up.

If it's up and you need it down. Put it down.

They are surprisingly easy to work.

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

"If it's down and you need it up, put it up.

If it's up and you need it down. Put it down.

They are surprisingly easy to work."

This

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The hinges on mine are broken, so it stays on the floor propped up against the wall, until I need a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seat down lid up unless I’m showering, I’ve a fear that my phone will fall in there when I’m using it for music so I close it completely

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

It should be down to flush, and I can't fathom why, afterwards, one would lift it again, so, down; it should be kept down alongside the lid.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Should you put it up ..... should you put it down ? and why ?"

I leave it down and sit down to pee, its comfier and lets me browse fab as I can pee hands free!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Down. Smells stay more contained. Children less likely to put toys/hands/faces down there if closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down guys... Hate putting my feet on a piss floor.

And why is the perforation on toilet paper placed a short distance to the next perforation..

Do people really wipe their bum with 1 single sheet..

I gather at least 4..

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Up when the toilet is in use, down when it’s not. Simple.

So it should be down and everyone has to lift it up ???"

Yes. And the best way to stop MPM (male pee mid-aiming) is to glue a target to the area just above the water line. Aim is improved by about 95%. Best example of this I have seen is the male bogs in the red lion, vicarage road, Watford. They have a small ball and a goal in the urinals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t use one, just squat, better than going to the gym…..although if you push too hard you run the risk of wobbling and knocking yourself out on the sink, and that’s not a good look for when the ambulance service comes to get you. Trust me.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"Sit down guys... Hate putting my feet on a piss floor.

And why is the perforation on toilet paper placed a short distance to the next perforation..

Do people really wipe their bum with 1 single sheet..

I gather at least 4.."

Unroll the top ply until the perforations match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The entire seat including the lid should always be down when not in use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilet lid needs to be shut… otherwise you’re allowing germs into the air …this air is then touching your tooth brush …. So I guess with that you need to decide if you’re happy cleaning your teeth with a shitty, pissy toothbrush?

Lid down = seat down

Problem solved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person

My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person

My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off

sounds like you need a seatbelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine stays up all the time.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person

My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off

sounds like you need a seatbelt "

Seriously caught me off guard earlier!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person

My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off

sounds like you need a seatbelt

Seriously caught me off guard earlier!!!

At least it’s the best place to shit yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lift it when needed then put it down, it's only good manners"

I like you

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person

My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off

sounds like you need a seatbelt

Seriously caught me off guard earlier!!!

At least it’s the best place to shit yourself

That is very very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The view down a toilet is a bit

so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use

Seats tho .... we are on about seats. "

Lid down. So if someone can put the lid down without the seat being down, they should be prime minister, king/queen and uberlord.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"It really doesn’t occupy my mind really. Like when folk at work get pissed when you don’t fill the kettle up. The tap is right next to it! Not to mention boiling a full kettle just for one cuppa.

Life is too short to get annoyed over such things "

Unless you are footing the bill, time strapped or doing the cleaning....... it's generally those that transgress that make out that the organisers are moaners.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"If it's down and you need it up, put it up.

If it's up and you need it down. Put it down.

They are surprisingly easy to work."

I work public ones with my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All down including lid prior to flushing, stop those pesky air and water particles from floating around your room!

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Is it really a problem? Bit like cushions on beds, I remove them,if someone likes them on the bed put them back.

If I want the seat up I lift it, if I want it down I lower it....but hey ho. I guess it's a big deal for some..

I always keep the lid down, smells draughts etc but that also annoys some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The simple and only answer is, the seat And lid should be down. All the time, every time. That way every person has to lift either the lid or the lid and seat and everyone has to put them down again before flushing to stop all the spray landing all over the bathroom. The end.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Every household should have two loos, and you have your own and do whatever the hell you prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it off and throw it away

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

No problem .... if the lady goes to the toilet at home, chances are her hubby will be next to use it so she leaves the seat up for him.

When the male goes, chances are his wife will go next, so he leaves the seat down for her.

Problem solved

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just leave it down. I'm a marksman, I shoot through the seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean

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I don’t really care about this either. Takes seconds to put it back down if it’s up.

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