FabSwingers.com forum: Solved!

By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I think I've solved the fora.

Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;

Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;

Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;

Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;

And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people

)

Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

finally i can stop pondering the meaning of them

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Milk no sugar please

Make yer own. I'm comfy here

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"finally i can stop pondering the meaning of them"

You're welcome!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Good. That's sorted. I don't judge tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"finally i can stop pondering the meaning of them

You're welcome!

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Good. That's sorted. I don't judge tho....

Ahahahahaha

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?

I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning Mrs TMN

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?

I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it

Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I think I've solved the fora.

Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;

Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;

Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;

Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;

And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people

)

Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.

Mrs TMN x"

Oh no..... Now you've gone and fucked up the forum! It's like a game you should never be able to solve even though it's pretty easy to solve!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Good. That's sorted. I don't judge tho....

Ahahahahaha"

That made me laugh but I didn't judge you for it

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!

Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

And there was me thinking the answer to the fora was 69. Bit like the answer to life the universe and everything but with added moisture

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Morning Mrs TMN "

Morning DC! Norfuck made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am just bubbly me and will never change

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I thought this was going to be about today's Wordle

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!

Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol"

That should never be a discussion....cake should always be involved at all stages.

Not that I'm judging anyone who doesn't

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

But is squirting pee?

I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.

B-

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By *one_wolf.Man
over a year ago

Chatham

"I thought this was going to be about today's Wordle "

Took me 5/6 the fucker haha

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I thought this was going to be about today's Wordle

Took me 5/6 the fucker haha "

Same! I don't think my brain was fully engaged today

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I thought this was going to be about today's Wordle

Took me 5/6 the fucker haha "

Got it right at the last guess today!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"But is squirting pee?

I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.

B- "

My pee smells floral and tastes like skittles. So it is a moot point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But is squirting pee?

I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.

B-

My pee smells floral and tastes like skittles. So it is a moot point

Stop drinking zoflora then!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But is squirting pee?

I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.

B-

My pee smells floral and tastes like skittles. So it is a moot point

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I thought this was going to be about today's Wordle

Took me 5/6 the fucker haha "

It wasn't fucker. Similar though.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I thought this was going to be about today's Wordle

Took me 5/6 the fucker haha

Same! I don't think my brain was fully engaged today"

I think the problem was the lack of vowels......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Uhm ......

Isn't this a different thread altogether

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh yeah .....

TMN never stopped people changing tack ..... tsk

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!

Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol

That should never be a discussion....cake should always be involved at all stages.

Not that I'm judging anyone who doesn't

My ex dom used to find a natural stopping point in bed or when we went to a club and make me eat a brownie as he believes it can help prevent sub drop and on the way home we'd have a McDs lol

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh my.

I leave the thread to do some jobs, and what do I find when I return? Cake and squirting.

I'm judging you all.

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"But is squirting pee?

I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.

B- "

DAMN IT MELI

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"And there was me thinking the answer to the fora was 69. Bit like the answer to life the universe and everything but with added moisture

Ew no, that's grim!

*irony...irony...irony*

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I think I've solved the fora.

Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;

Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;

Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;

Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;

And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people

)

Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.

Mrs TMN x

Oh no..... Now you've gone and fucked up the forum! It's like a game you should never be able to solve even though it's pretty easy to solve! "

IKR

What are we going to do now?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!

Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol"

Jaffa cake before sex ! Interesting tea as well

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?

I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it

Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest

Of course. The judger who continues to judge the longest and most vociferously - judging their opponents either into such a rage that they explode or boring them to death - is Top Judger. I think they get a badge with TJ on it.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I think I've solved the fora.

Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;

Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;

Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;

Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;

And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people

)

Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.

Mrs TMN x"

All that's gonna be left now is "why can't I get a meet" and "whats wrong with my profile" threads

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

But do people like beards?

And height? What about height?

Come on Mrs. Half a job

Posh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?

I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it

Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest

Maybe they can have it on their profile, like the mods

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"I think I've solved the fora.

Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;

Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;

Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;

Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;

And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people

)

Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.

Mrs TMN x"

Some find one off meets exciting, we do but always hope for a growing naughty friendship.

Some couples meet alone, others won't under any circumstances.

Many here are just fake, pic collectors or fantasists. It's a lot worse than when we first joined some 8 years ago

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"But do people like beards?

And height? What about height?

Come on Mrs. Half a job

Posh

Oh bloody hell. How could I have forgotten such vital queries?!

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?

I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it

Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest

Maybe they can have it on their profile, like the mods

YES

Let's start a campaign!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If it's any help, here's a list of standard answers to forum threads. One of them will do for many situations.

1. Try going to a club.

2. All men find it difficult here.

3. You have too many cock photos.

4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.

5. Some do, some don't.

6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.

7. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.

8. Just block and move one.

9. Block and report

10. It's not personal if you get blocked.

11. People can use the site however they want.

12. No reply means not interested.

13. Reverse image search is your friend here.

14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.

15. I hate the term unicorn.

16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.

17. It's a preference, not racism.

18. Good luck with your search, OP.

19. It's urine.

20. It's not urine.

21. Welcome to the forums, OP.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You forgot... btw what is your favourite cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab - completed it. I’m now waiting for Fab2 - ‘The 2nd Cumming’ to come out.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But is squirting pee?

I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.

B-

DAMN IT MELI"

Sexiest thing I've ever read from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's any help, here's a list of standard answers to forum threads. One of them will do for many situations.

1. Try going to a club.

2. All men find it difficult here.

3. You have too many cock photos.

4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.

5. Some do, some don't.

6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.

7. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.

8. Just block and move one.

9. Block and report

10. It's not personal if you get blocked.

11. People can use the site however they want.

12. No reply means not interested.

13. Reverse image search is your friend here.

14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.

15. I hate the term unicorn.

16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.

17. It's a preference, not racism.

18. Good luck with your search, OP.

19. It's urine.

20. It's not urine.

21. Welcome to the forums, OP. "

I really don't know why I giggled all the way through that list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic! Nicely done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's any help, here's a list of standard answers to forum threads. One of them will do for many situations.

1. Try going to a club.

2. All men find it difficult here.

3. You have too many cock photos.

4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.

5. Some do, some don't.

6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.

7. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.

8. Just block and move one.

9. Block and report

10. It's not personal if you get blocked.

11. People can use the site however they want.

12. No reply means not interested.

13. Reverse image search is your friend here.

14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.

15. I hate the term unicorn.

16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.

17. It's a preference, not racism.

18. Good luck with your search, OP.

19. It's urine.

20. It's not urine.

21. Welcome to the forums, OP. "

LEGENDARY!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Morning Mrs TMN

Morning DC! Norfuck made me laugh

good

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