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"Cheap dates you two!" thats cos we would like u to share with lots ............. | |||
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"Cheap dates you two!" I've said before it only takes a sniff of a cork and i'm under the table. I'd rather be in control xxx | |||
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"Ive just got 3 litres of white wine here.. woo" Is it in one of those plastic jugs? | |||
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"Ill have a babysham please Whaaat? " You are so in touch with your feminine side ain't ya chuck Get a pint down your neck! | |||
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"Ill have a babysham please Whaaat? You are so in touch with your feminine side ain't ya chuck Get a pint down your neck! I was going to ask for a snowball but thought better of it! Lol " Hehe | |||
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"A pint of fosters cold please.....very boring I know but its a school nite so the stella has to wait until the weekend " Well if you can get your request attended to... can I have a bit? | |||
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"Is this bar self service? " Think its a barsturbation ? | |||
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"Is this bar self service? " Lol no sorry, coming right up! | |||
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"Yay well done I will have a pint of K please " I am not the barmaid Aphrodite says it's barstubation or nothing | |||
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"Is this bar self service? Lol no sorry, coming right up! " Hurray | |||
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"Is this bar self service? Lol no sorry, coming right up! " At last | |||
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"Is this bar self service? Lol no sorry, coming right up! At last " I gave up waiting, hit the corner shop and now have a jug of cosmopolitans that are ALL MINE | |||
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"Sorry I bumped into my cousin and she talks for fun ok I'm back, anyone for nuts?" Only like salty ones | |||
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"Sorry I bumped into my cousin and she talks for fun ok I'm back, anyone for nuts? Only like salty ones " Me too, can't beat em! | |||
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"Is this bar self service? Lol no sorry, coming right up! At last I gave up waiting, hit the corner shop and now have a jug of cosmopolitans that are ALL MINE " Sorry! I might join you after this lot are pissed up | |||
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"Sorry I bumped into my cousin and she talks for fun ok I'm back, anyone for nuts? Only like salty ones Me too, can't beat em!" Dont want to beat anybody's nuts... would just like to suck off the coating... | |||
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"Sorry I bumped into my cousin and she talks for fun ok I'm back, anyone for nuts? Only like salty ones Me too, can't beat em!" I'm sat here with some jumbo ones After being poorly all week and not drinking in what seems like ages (last Friday), I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other | |||
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"Sorry I bumped into my cousin and she talks for fun ok I'm back, anyone for nuts? Only like salty ones Me too, can't beat em! I'm sat here with some jumbo ones After being poorly all week and not drinking in what seems like ages (last Friday), I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other " Well I'm letting the side down and just having diet x cooking dinner and don't drink much indoors | |||
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"Would not mind a glass of dry chilled champagne if that s on offer? " Me too please | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other " I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? | |||
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"Would not mind a glass of dry chilled champagne if that s on offer? Me too please " Thank god my champagne guzzling mate is here - I am being bullied you know! | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? " It's usually vodka which is administered the other way... Quicker into the bloodstream and no alcohol on breath! | |||
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"Would not mind a glass of dry chilled champagne if that s on offer? Me too please Thank god my champagne guzzling mate is here - I am being bullied you know! " Oi leave my mate alone, just pass the bottle sweety | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? It's usually vodka which is administered the other way... Quicker into the bloodstream and no alcohol on breath! " Ah! Am thinking of the Natwest ad - there is another way | |||
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"Would not mind a glass of dry chilled champagne if that s on offer? Me too please Thank god my champagne guzzling mate is here - I am being bullied you know! Oi leave my mate alone, just pass the bottle sweety " Thanks, much appreciated | |||
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"Would not mind a glass of dry chilled champagne if that s on offer? Me too please Thank god my champagne guzzling mate is here - I am being bullied you know! " We have a lovely bottle chilling, was going to offer you a glass but not now | |||
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"Sorry I bumped into my cousin and she talks for fun ok I'm back, anyone for nuts?" Eating is cheating | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? " Refer to my comment re champers, and you're sacked already for taking the pee | |||
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"Would not mind a glass of dry chilled champagne if that s on offer? Me too please Thank god my champagne guzzling mate is here - I am being bullied you know! We have a lovely bottle chilling, was going to offer you a glass but not now " Oy, what have I done now? | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? It's usually vodka which is administered the other way... Quicker into the bloodstream and no alcohol on breath! Ah! Am thinking of the Natwest ad - there is another way " Ahhhhh Sweetie, there's ALWAYS another way. But some of them only occur to the freakishly open minded lateral thinkers | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? Refer to my comment re champers, and you're sacked already for taking the pee " Jeeze, hired, fired and stuffed within 15 minutes.. takes some HR expertise LMAO... | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? It's usually vodka which is administered the other way... Quicker into the bloodstream and no alcohol on breath! Ah! Am thinking of the Natwest ad - there is another way Ahhhhh Sweetie, there's ALWAYS another way. But some of them only occur to the freakishly open minded lateral thinkers " Oh life is so hard when you have an innocent and unblemished mind | |||
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"Ive just got 3 litres of white wine here.. woo Is it in one of those plastic jugs? " You can't be accusing Sassy of having plastic jugs..... | |||
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" I am having a glass of wine, it could go one way or the other I thought wine was comsumed through the mouth and oesophagus etc? Have you invented a different way? Refer to my comment re champers, and you're sacked already for taking the pee Jeeze, hired, fired and stuffed within 15 minutes.. takes some HR expertise LMAO... " You're on your first and final warning, I like to crack my whip, but don't tell Obi that | |||
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"Ive just got 3 litres of white wine here.. woo Is it in one of those plastic jugs? You can't be accusing Sassy of having plastic jugs..... " | |||
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"Ill have a babysham please Whaaat? " You can have a lemonade and lump it son... now go sit in the pub garden with the others | |||
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"Ill have a babysham please Whaaat? You can have a lemonade and lump it son... now go sit in the pub garden with the others " Who is going to push him on the swings | |||
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"Ive just got 3 litres of white wine here.. woo Is it in one of those plastic jugs? You can't be accusing Sassy of having plastic jugs..... " How dare you put words into my mouth! You could at least wait till the litre of cosmopolitans kicks in and I'll be incapable of riposte | |||
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"Ill have a babysham please Whaaat? You can have a lemonade and lump it son... now go sit in the pub garden with the others " Hahaha | |||
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"One glass down woop" In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! " I do wish you would take that suit off, its very distracting | |||
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"Ive just got 3 litres of white wine here.. woo Is it in one of those plastic jugs? You can't be accusing Sassy of having plastic jugs..... " haha just seen this.. they are real | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! " dont encourage me.. ill be taking advantage of the hot guy next door if i drink any quicker | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! dont encourage me.. ill be taking advantage of the hot guy next door if i drink any quicker " Piss head! | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! dont encourage me.. ill be taking advantage of the hot guy next door if i drink any quicker " You have a hot guy next door?! Where do you live again?! | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! dont encourage me.. ill be taking advantage of the hot guy next door if i drink any quicker You have a hot guy next door?! Where do you live again?! " Next door to me! | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! dont encourage me.. ill be taking advantage of the hot guy next door if i drink any quicker Piss head!" You're only bitter cos you don't live next door to Sassy. And yes, we all know you're currently on rightmove looking for houses near to her... | |||
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"One glass down woop In two hours???? This could be a long night if you've got nearly 3 Ltrs left! dont encourage me.. ill be taking advantage of the hot guy next door if i drink any quicker You have a hot guy next door?! Where do you live again?! Next door to me! " Ha! | |||
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"Currently in a hotel room dave if you lived next door to me id wanna move.. i dont understand your language lol" I speak the queens english perfectly!! | |||
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"Currently in a hotel room dave if you lived next door to me id wanna move.. i dont understand your language lol I speak the queens english perfectly!!" is that so?? Lmfao | |||
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"Mine is now a triple of anything " Anything? How about advocaat, baileys and absinth? Or failing that - three cocks? | |||
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"Running out of ice!!!! Arrrrrgh! Anyone near Plymouth with an ice cream van? " Yes Mr Whippy ............. | |||
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"Please tell me the bars shut now? There's only so much vodka and red bull someone can consume without physically exploding!! " I'm still standing! What are you a man or a mouse?!? | |||
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"on me way superramfan" Being as it's you I'll keep one aside for you | |||
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"Please tell me the bars shut now? There's only so much vodka and red bull someone can consume without physically exploding!! I'm still standing! What are you a man or a mouse?!?" Squeak! Have moved on to coffee now! | |||
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"Please tell me the bars shut Squeak! Have moved on to coffee now! " Thank god for the coffee! I don't drink coffee but am busily working my way through a full pot - got to make the final presentation at 11, the moneymaker, and oooh god I want to crawl under a stone and die | |||
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"I need a drink now . Think I have just seen a mankini " I was bribed! And three quarters of a bottle of stilly later - it doesn't take much persuading !! | |||
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"I need a drink now . Think I have just seen a mankini I was bribed! And three quarters of a bottle of stilly later - it doesn't take much persuading !! " You are so easy | |||
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"I need a drink now . Think I have just seen a mankini I was bribed! And three quarters of a bottle of stilly later - it doesn't take much persuading !! You are so easy " You are so right!!! In the right company of course!!! | |||
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"I feel like death... Rough night? " yeah was blooming awful.. ha | |||
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"I need a drink now . Think I have just seen a mankini I was bribed! And three quarters of a bottle of stilly later - it doesn't take much persuading !! You are so easy " he does anything for cake | |||
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"You lot still in here? Pissheads " I had one soft drink - watch who ure calling a pisshead lol | |||
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