FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest job that someone you know does?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Evening all x

Do you know somebody who makes a living in a relatively unconventional way? Embalmer, snail breeder, stunt artist??

I went to uni with someone who got a part-time job cleaning horses’ penises

She asked me if I’d be interested; the money was tempting as I recall, but I’m a bit scared of the big brutes. Horses that is, not their willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

Where’s the vomit emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was

That’s so funny! I wonder how you’d put that on the CV ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

Where’s the vomit emoji?

think this is what your looking for

(Vom.) take the . Out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

Where’s the vomit emoji?

think this is what your looking for

(Vom.) take the . Out "

Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was

That’s so funny! I wonder how you’d put that on the CV ..."

His job was called a Penetration Tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all x

Do you know somebody who makes a living in a relatively unconventional way? Embalmer, snail breeder, stunt artist??

I went to uni with someone who got a part-time job cleaning horses’ penises

She asked me if I’d be interested; the money was tempting as I recall, but I’m a bit scared of the big brutes. Horses that is, not their willies

You should be scared. Putting your hand up a smelly encrusted Willy of a gelding isn’t nice and made worse when it’s owner is dancing over your head. But there are horses who love it.

I’ve done it, but never got paid for it. Once the bean is out, job done!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

Where’s the vomit emoji?

think this is what your looking for

(Vom.) take the . Out

Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x"

I was wondering the same as every now and then someone uses one I have not see. I did ask if it was trial and error and was told to just try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was

That’s so funny! I wonder how you’d put that on the CV ...

His job was called a Penetration Tester

No!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

Where’s the vomit emoji?

think this is what your looking for

(Vom.) take the . Out

Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x"

Your welcome anytime and there’s loads off hidden ones

Here is a list off most off them

(xmastree.)

(present.)

(mistletoe.)

(antlers.)

(beer.)

(snowman.)

(stocking.)

(valentine.)

(nurse.)

(cold.)

(grouphug.) (fever.) (dog.) (cat.) (duck.) (wine.)

(love.) (angel.) (violin.)

(valentine.)

(beer.)

(Angel.)

(poppy.)

(love.)

(cat.)

(dog.)

(angel.)

(cake.)

(grrrrrr.)

(love.)

(luv.)

(vom.)

(grouphug.)

(sherlock.)

(easteregg.)

(Yawn.)

(yuck.)

(rip.)

(Halloween.)

(Turtle.)

(yikes.)

(Lovestruck.)

(Fever.)

(Present.)

(peace.)

(Cake.)

Just take the . out sorry for the little hijack there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aww Natalie, thanks a million. Seriously. Me and others I’m sure will really appreciate this xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww Natalie, thanks a million. Seriously. Me and others I’m sure will really appreciate this xxx"

Your welcome anytime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my GOD, it WORKED!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My favourite one! This is so exciting

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A friend of mine is an equine massage therapist.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just take the . out sorry for the little hijack there x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex-playmate of mine was a stuntman. Sigh... he was lovely too.

My family was friends with another when I was growing up and three of the family were undertakers.

And I used to be close friends with a male ex-stripper. Not that quirky I guess but the only one I've personally known.

Everyone else I know have mundane or regular jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend is head of a biker gang, spends more time taking selfies with tourists than anything else

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Not the weirdest but definitely the kewlest.

Someone close to me is an apprentice kilt maker.

Learning the lost art of hand made kilt making..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the weirdest but definitely the kewlest.

Someone close to me is an apprentice kilt maker.

Learning the lost art of hand made kilt making..

That is definitely kewl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows

Where’s the vomit emoji?

think this is what your looking for

(Vom.) take the . Out

Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x

Your welcome anytime and there’s loads off hidden ones

Here is a list off most off them

(xmastree.)

(present.)

(mistletoe.)

(antlers.)

(beer.)

(snowman.)

(stocking.)

(valentine.)

(nurse.)

(cold.)

(grouphug.) (fever.) (dog.) (cat.) (duck.) (wine.)

(love.) (angel.) (violin.)

(valentine.)

(beer.)

(Angel.)

(poppy.)

(love.)

(cat.)

(dog.)

(angel.)

(cake.)

(grrrrrr.)

(love.)

(luv.)

(vom.)

(grouphug.)

(sherlock.)

(easteregg.)

(Yawn.)

(yuck.)

(rip.)

(Halloween.)

(Turtle.)

(yikes.)

(Lovestruck.)

(Fever.)

(Present.)

(peace.)

(Cake.)

Just take the . out sorry for the little hijack there x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a friend !

When used to live in Liverpool !

He was a wine tester !

Bit weird getting payed to drink wine all day !

And another used to test beds !

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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

A guy I used to know had to wank off turkeys

I presume it was for the sperm and not for fun

I guess it’s automated now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a friend !

When used to live in Liverpool !

He was a wine tester !

Bit weird getting payed to drink wine all day !

And another used to test beds !

A bed tester is my dream job, to excuse the pun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a friend !

When used to live in Liverpool !

He was a wine tester !

Bit weird getting payed to drink wine all day !

And another used to test beds !

A bed tester is my dream job, to excuse the pun."

Used to get payed to sleep really beats doing security and watching cctv all day I think

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

We have shief cleaners that come in during covering season, they basically clean horse dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have shief cleaners that come in during covering season, they basically clean horse dick

Just like my friend did!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"We have shief cleaners that come in during covering season, they basically clean horse dick

Just like my friend did!

Yes, you should have tried it

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"We have shief cleaners that come in during covering season, they basically clean horse dick

Just like my friend did!

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..you don't want to be the teaser, leave that to Shergar's friends. . .

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