FabSwingers.com forum: There is no place like home...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... to take a dump.

Agree? Even if you are in a star hotel toilet with a view of the Tower bridge from top, you will never get the satisfaction and emotional fulfilment you get out of taking a dump in your home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This statement should be made onto 'new home' cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very stressful pooing in hotel toilets because none have loo brushes. So if you leave skidders you either have to leave it in embarrassment or get your hand in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I dunno. I quite enjoy the feeling of laying a massive cable while I’m sat on a posh throne somewhere that isn’t home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This statement should be made onto 'new home' cards

I will work on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's very stressful pooing in hotel toilets because none have loo brushes. So if you leave skidders you either have to leave it in embarrassment or get your hand in there."

100% agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only poop at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I dunno. I quite enjoy the feeling of laying a massive cable while I’m sat on a posh throne somewhere that isn’t home.

I just feel it's too much pressure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only poop at home

Totally understand. Today I left office early and took the tube home just for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m all good pooping at work. I mean, what’s better than getting paid for taking a shit!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I can only poop at home

Me to. I've gone 5 days before going when I've been on holiday

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I’m all good pooping at work. I mean, what’s better than getting paid for taking a shit! "

A guy I used to work with once calculated from his hourly rate how much he earned taking a dump!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"I can only poop at home

Totally understand. Today I left office early and took the tube home just for that."

What happens if it wants to rush it’s appearance?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Can’t beat it for sound proofing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only poop at home

Me to. I've gone 5 days before going when I've been on holiday

Wow. Is that even possible?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can only poop at home

Totally understand. Today I left office early and took the tube home just for that.

What happens if it wants to rush it’s appearance?"

TFL workers may go on strike again.

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By *b32Man
over a year ago

yorkshire

I used to work with a guy who could only do it naked and had to shower after so he’d always wait till he was at home and I’m not talking about sex I’m talking about taking a dump

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Something to be said for a POWT (pronounced pout)

Poo On Works Time.

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