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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a photo-copier.!!!"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

bloody brilliant loved it

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A shopkeeper advertises "Sales assistant/handyman wanted" in his shop window..

After a few a hours go by a young simple lad walks in and says id like to apply for the job advertised in your window.

SHOPKEEPER : Have you any previous experience?

SIMPLE LAD : No not in a shop but i am handy because i live just around the corner.

SHOPKEEPER : ha ha ok ill give you a trial .

I will serve this customer and you follow my lead on the next 1.

CUSTOMER: Hello sir i'de like to buy some grass seed

SHOPKEEPER : GREAT would you likd to purchase a lawn mower with the seed because once it grows your need to cut it.

CUSTOMER : oh ok go on then..

So the Simple Lad then stands behind the counter as another customer walks in.

CUSTOMER WHISPERS: I'de like to buy some tampons

SIMPLE LAD : What?

CUSTOMER : My wifes on her you know whats ide like to buy some tampons for her.

SIMPLE LAD : OH....Ok would you like to buy a lawn mower with that?

CUSTOMER :WHY?

SIMPLE LAD : Well your weekends fucked you might as well cut the grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.

Bit cheesy that one^

Or one I learned at the age of 7 playing a kids game when someone, clearly much older than 7, said in the chat:

'Marriage is like a tornado, starts with sucking and blowing but in the end you lose the house'

Me being the boy genius that I was... ran down to tell my mum and dad what I'd just read thinking it was funny but not knowing why... oops.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A shopkeeper advertises "Sales assistant/handyman wanted" in his shop window..

After a few a hours go by a young simple lad walks in and says id like to apply for the job advertised in your window.

SHOPKEEPER : Have you any previous experience?

SIMPLE LAD : No not in a shop but i am handy because i live just around the corner.

SHOPKEEPER : ha ha ok ill give you a trial .

I will serve this customer and you follow my lead on the next 1.

CUSTOMER: Hello sir i'de like to buy some grass seed

SHOPKEEPER : GREAT would you likd to purchase a lawn mower with the seed because once it grows your need to cut it.

CUSTOMER : oh ok go on then..

So the Simple Lad then stands behind the counter as another customer walks in.

CUSTOMER WHISPERS: I'de like to buy some tampons

SIMPLE LAD : What?

CUSTOMER : My wifes on her you know whats ide like to buy some tampons for her.

SIMPLE LAD : OH....Ok would you like to buy a lawn mower with that?

CUSTOMER :WHY?

SIMPLE LAD : Well your weekends fucked you might as well cut the grass."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A shopkeeper advertises "Sales assistant/handyman wanted" in his shop window..

After a few a hours go by a young simple lad walks in and says id like to apply for the job advertised in your window.

SHOPKEEPER : Have you any previous experience?

SIMPLE LAD : No not in a shop but i am handy because i live just around the corner.

SHOPKEEPER : ha ha ok ill give you a trial .

I will serve this customer and you follow my lead on the next 1.

CUSTOMER: Hello sir i'de like to buy some grass seed

SHOPKEEPER : GREAT would you likd to purchase a lawn mower with the seed because once it grows your need to cut it.

CUSTOMER : oh ok go on then..

So the Simple Lad then stands behind the counter as another customer walks in.

CUSTOMER WHISPERS: I'de like to buy some tampons

SIMPLE LAD : What?

CUSTOMER : My wifes on her you know whats ide like to buy some tampons for her.

SIMPLE LAD : OH....Ok would you like to buy a lawn mower with that?

CUSTOMER :WHY?

SIMPLE LAD : Well your weekends fucked you might as well cut the grass."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Thanks for the giggle

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Knock knock

Who's there

Europe

Europe who

You have to say that last bit fast.

As told to me by a 5 yr old ..k

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a photo-copier.!!!""

I'm stealing this one

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