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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..urghhh so ive somehow lost my razor.. ive got 4 spare blades but no handle thinggy. My milk has gone out of date, i spilt washing gel over my kitchen floor and it smells vile, oh and ive a child from hell.

Can i restart the day please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Put the kettle on, steering clear of the slippery floor, we don't want you having another accident, black tea isn't so bad, and whilst you drink it, put Satans child (funny I call mine that sometimes!) In the cupboard under the stairs. How's the leg? Did you get some arnica? X

P.s the bit about the cupboard under the stairs was a joke lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Put the kettle on, steering clear of the slippery floor, we don't want you having another accident, black tea isn't so bad, and whilst you drink it, put Satans child (funny I call mine that sometimes!) In the cupboard under the stairs. How's the leg? Did you get some arnica? X

P.s the bit about the cupboard under the stairs was a joke lol x"

Yeah i did get some arnica.. the bruise is a lovely shade of black/blue/purple.. its kinda pretty. Still very sore, dont think it can get much worse its been 3 days now since my tumbling act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..urghhh so ive somehow lost my razor.. ive got 4 spare blades but no handle thinggy. My milk has gone out of date, i spilt washing gel over my kitchen floor and it smells vile, oh and ive a child from hell.

Can i restart the day please? "

Hey, it can only get better!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I did that was a few months back. Slipped getting out the bath, bruised the inside of my arm, was so painful! Oh and recently fell over d*unk and hurt my knee. I went from vertical to horizontal in under a second!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey, it can only get better!!! "

Im child free from 9am til lunchtime tomorrow.. so thats one thing to look forward too i suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one of those days the other morning.

Woke up late, putting boots on and my button broke on my trousers. Changed trousers then lost my phone. Looking for it only to find it under kitchen table?!

Drove to work, got stuck behind lorry which made me even latter.

Then at work I forgot to get some supplies so found I couldn't finish the job!

Then I dropped my mug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last time I did that was a few months back. Slipped getting out the bath, bruised the inside of my arm, was so painful! Oh and recently fell over d*unk and hurt my knee. I went from vertical to horizontal in under a second! "

i did some tendon/ligament damage to my knee back in feb so when i went arse over tit i thought 'god please not my knee' Luckily it was my thigh that took the impact. I did upload a picture in private but admin refused it as it was graphic and would put people off their dinner. Didn't think it was that bad to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I see it before they removed it. Looks painful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, it can only get better!!!

Im child free from 9am til lunchtime tomorrow.. so thats one thing to look forward too i suppose "

WheyHay, get a 'meet today' up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey, it can only get better!!!

Im child free from 9am til lunchtime tomorrow.. so thats one thing to look forward too i suppose

WheyHay, get a 'meet today' up!!!"

already got plans

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Last time I did that was a few months back. Slipped getting out the bath, bruised the inside of my arm, was so painful! "

Shouldn't be so tight with your candles then you could see what you're doing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I did that was a few months back. Slipped getting out the bath, bruised the inside of my arm, was so painful!

Shouldn't be so tight with your candles then you could see what you're doing ! "

...Or use smaller candles...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and it just got worse.. bloomin heck!! arghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I did that was a few months back. Slipped getting out the bath, bruised the inside of my arm, was so painful!

Shouldn't be so tight with your candles then you could see what you're doing !

...Or use smaller candles... "

This was a pre candle incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good start so far, got up on time, enjoying my morning coffee while on here to catch up before I go to work.

I shall get my car back today, woo hoo!

It is shaping up to be a good day.

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