FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee date….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so let’s say you agree to a coffee meet… my question is

What cake you having with it?

Oh and what’s your coffee choice?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'd rather have eggs than cake.

A nice big plate of slutty scrambled egg.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Flat white ...with whatever looks most appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have eggs than cake.

A nice big plate of slutty scrambled egg.

How do you make scrambled eggs slutty? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd rather have eggs than cake.

A nice big plate of slutty scrambled egg.

What is slutty scrambled ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle with a juice, don’t like coffee

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Black americano and either millionaires shortbread or cinnamon bun for me

MJ x

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

How do you make scrambled eggs slutty? lol"

It's an actual recipe. It involves using more butter to cook them and slower cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather have eggs than cake.

A nice big plate of slutty scrambled egg.

How do you make scrambled eggs slutty? lol"

I wondered the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bakewell tart and a cup of tea for me... don’t really drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake for me thank you.

Black americano will be fine.

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

Skinny Caramel Latte with a bakewell or millionaire shortbread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat white and chocolate cake or brownie

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Cinnamon swirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decaf latte and anything I won't spill down my top

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Carrot cake and a lemonade. Not a fan of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon drizzle with a juice, don’t like coffee"

Love a drizzle

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Oh my ... did some say cake

Where and when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black americano and either millionaires shortbread or cinnamon bun for me

MJ x"

Got to be millionaires

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bakewell tart and a cup of tea for me... don’t really drink coffee

Oooo tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No cake for me thank you.

Black americano will be fine. "

No cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flat white and chocolate cake or brownie

Have both … my treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte with chocolate cake or if no cake then shortbread x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my ... did some say cake

Where and when?

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Latte with chocolate cake or if no cake then shortbread x"

There’s always cake

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

How do you make scrambled eggs slutty? lol

It's an actual recipe. It involves using more butter to cook them and slower cooking.

There's Spaghetti alla puttanesca (literally slut spaghetti) too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal everyday coffee,no sugar spot of milk,lemon meringue,or key lime pie,I like tarty things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate orange cake with a big mug of Americano

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

Flat white and a almond slice

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I've just got back from a cafe so I'm stuffed with full English and tea! So I'll be happy with a camomile tea and a giggle

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Americano, hot milk on the side, chocolate brownie with a strawberry. There's a cafe in Hastings Old Town that serves brownies like that, they're so rich I have to take half ofine home to eat later

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Cortado and lemon muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just got back from a cafe so I'm stuffed with full English and tea! So I'll be happy with a camomile tea and a giggle

What’s your best joke you tell …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Americano, hot milk on the side, chocolate brownie with a strawberry. There's a cafe in Hastings Old Town that serves brownies like that, they're so rich I have to take half ofine home to eat later"

Make the pleasure last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so let’s say you agree to a coffee meet… my question is

What cake you having with it?

Oh and what’s your coffee choice? "
latte and red velvet cake for me...please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte with chocolate cake or if no cake then shortbread x

There’s always cake

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Americano, hot milk on the side, chocolate brownie with a strawberry. There's a cafe in Hastings Old Town that serves brownies like that, they're so rich I have to take half ofine home to eat later

Make the pleasure last

That's the key to life

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

A pot of tea and a slice of black forest gateau

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Skinny vanilla latte for me, no cake though.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby hot chocolate and a bakewell tart

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Coffee with double cream and I'll have the eggs too please made with more double cream and best French butter.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

Lemon cake and a tea ... hate coffee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Lemon cake and a tea ... hate coffee "

Aha finally a fellow Coffee hater

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Carrot cake with a Chai latte

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Coffee cake with coffee, lemon drizzle or Victoria sponge with tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny latte, extra hot with a (large) piece of carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our names may be a clue to the coffee, and you can’t go wrong with a Victoria sponge.

The mr

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yesterday I had a latte with a flake cake.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Chai latte with soya milk and a cinnamon swirl or danish please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so let’s say you agree to a coffee meet… my question is

What cake you having with it?

Oh and what’s your coffee choice? latte and red velvet cake for me...please and thank you

Deal …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pot of tea and a slice of black forest gateau"

Oofftttt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee with double cream and I'll have the eggs too please made with more double cream and best French butter."

Oh you’re making the most of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon cake and a tea ... hate coffee "

Hates a bit strong :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee cake with coffee, lemon drizzle or Victoria sponge with tea

Oooo they have a plan it seems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skinny latte, extra hot with a (large) piece of carrot cake

I think you may be the first to say carrot cake… I’m shocked as I love carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chai latte with soya milk and a cinnamon swirl or danish please"

Ready & waiting ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesterday I had a latte with a flake cake."

Flake cake mmmmm

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

"Lemon cake and a tea ... hate coffee

Hates a bit strong :p"

My feelings about it are that strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well today I had 2 latte’s and big slice of carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso and a slice of coffee cake

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cappuccino and caramel slice

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Skinny vanilla latte and bakewell

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Lemon Drizzle for me. A very moist piece.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Strong black coffee with a very large piece of coffee cake would be amazing! Now I want cake damn it!

Miss pc

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Ok so let’s say you agree to a coffee meet… my question is

What cake you having with it?

Oh and what’s your coffee choice? "

Tea, lemon drizzle or chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee with a very large piece of coffee cake would be amazing! Now I want cake damn it!

Miss pc "

Good choice

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Caffeine this late at night

...who's on night shift

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

It'll be a Monsoon Malabar or a Sumatra Mandheling. That rules out most coffee chains, so it'll be a specialist coffee shop / artisan coffee house.

I'd expect them to do great made on the site cakes too in such an establishment.

I'd probably go for homemade shortbread, perhaps with cocoa nibs, and a light dusting of icing sugar, possibly a hint of vanilla.

Decor important. Nice comfy club chairs. Low coffee tables. Decent coffee table books (post-modernist architecture, collected works of Monet, that sort of thing).

Talking point art on walls. Minimally-invasive music. (Perhaps one of the Buddha-Bar compilations).

Agreeable temperature.

Not too busy, not too quiet.

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By *ilthyRacersCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Chocolate brownie or millionaires shortbread.

Hot chocolate rather than coffee for me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll be a Monsoon Malabar or a Sumatra Mandheling. That rules out most coffee chains, so it'll be a specialist coffee shop / artisan coffee house.

I'd expect them to do great made on the site cakes too in such an establishment.

I'd probably go for homemade shortbread, perhaps with cocoa nibs, and a light dusting of icing sugar, possibly a hint of vanilla.

Decor important. Nice comfy club chairs. Low coffee tables. Decent coffee table books (post-modernist architecture, collected works of Monet, that sort of thing).

Talking point art on walls. Minimally-invasive music. (Perhaps one of the Buddha-Bar compilations).

Agreeable temperature.

Not too busy, not too quiet.

Nice.

Black coffee and a scone please

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

A chocolate twist pastry or pain au chocolate, and a brew

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A cup of decaffeinated tea and a slice of fruit cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caramel latte and a bacon roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skinny vanilla latte and bakewell

Is that the tart variant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee with a very large piece of coffee cake would be amazing! Now I want cake damn it!

Miss pc "

My shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate brownie or millionaires shortbread.

Hot chocolate rather than coffee for me though.

J "

Choc overload ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chocolate twist pastry or pain au chocolate, and a brew

Oooo fancy pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caramel latte and a bacon roll

Oh good god didn’t think of bacon mmmm

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Tea and no cake on a cuppa social

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

This thread is making my hungry and thirsty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is making my hungry and thirsty"

Get to greggs then ha

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Pot of Decaf tea and either coffee cake or millionaires shortbread for me.

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