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"I'm already in the hot tub "I hope you’re saving a spot for me. | |||
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"Is all this in your nan's spare room ?" It’s like Dr Who’s tardis. | |||
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"Only if you going to do me on the rug Then in the hot tub Then the kitchen bunker Then take me to bed and finsh me off " Well we’ve got it booked for the rest of the week. I’ll need plenty of pancakes for energy. | |||
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"Only if you going to do me on the rug Then in the hot tub Then the kitchen bunker Then take me to bed and finsh me off Well we’ve got it booked for the rest of the week. I’ll need plenty of pancakes for energy. " The week you say oooo emmm I was meaning that was all the one night emmm we need to get creative on other places for the rest off the emmm week | |||
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"Fiddles you know I’m there. That’s a given
Nakedness on the rug In front of the fire. "Sorry dogs are in front of my fire at moment | |||
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"Fiddles you know I’m there. That’s a given
Nakedness on the rug In front of the fire.
Sorry dogs are in front of my fire at moment"Do they have a faux fur rug too? | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "If only…… | |||
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"Fiddles you know I’m there. That’s a given
Nakedness on the rug In front of the fire.
Sorry dogs are in front of my fire at moment
Do they have a faux fur rug too? "Yup they ate the fake bear head off it | |||
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"Is there a bed and a good view? I'm tired so would happily lie with my head on a man's chest, stare at the pretty view and twiddle my fingers in his chest hair "There’s a snow covered vista and I’ve got a hairy chest. | |||
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"Fiddles you know I’m there. That’s a given
Nakedness on the rug In front of the fire. "Clothes free zone, especially for you and me. | |||
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"Have you been watching Cabins ? "No but I will if it’s like this. | |||
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"Is all this in your nan's spare room ?" Snorted at this  | |||
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"You’ll find me on the patio, naked inside a blanket - perving on those in the hot tub, anyone want to share? "Ooh I can see some movement under that blanket. | |||
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"I'm in, as they say. My hands are freezing though. Soz." We can soon warm them up. | |||
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"Have you been watching Cabins ?
No but I will if it’s like this. "It is, just kick out the annoying ones already there | |||
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"Have you got room for us Fiddles?!
Jo.Xx "Always, I’ll send a limo to pick you up, when you get here, leave your clothes at the door and ask for Fiddles xx | |||
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"King size bed, champagne, make the world go away xxx " Luxury all the way. | |||
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"I know the perfect place " Between the sheets, or in the hot tub? | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "Yes, yes, yes! Yes please | |||
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"I'm in, as they say. My hands are freezing though. Soz. We can soon warm them up. " | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Yes, yes, yes! Yes please "This way madam, that’s lovely lingerie may I say. | |||
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"A roaring fire and fur rug in a log cabin sound like a recipe for a serious house fire. Are you sure you’ve done a proper risk assessment. " Horizontal evacuation plan  | |||
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"I'm sure I was there last night" Lucky you I say. | |||
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"A roaring fire and fur rug in a log cabin sound like a recipe for a serious house fire. Are you sure you’ve done a proper risk assessment. " It’ll be hot enough without the fire. | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "I will come if I can fetch my cockapoo. | |||
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"Have you got room for us Fiddles?!
Jo.Xx
Always, I’ll send a limo to pick you up, when you get here, leave your clothes at the door and ask for Fiddles xx"Excellent Fiddles. I'm just packing a bag with a few toys and essentials! 
See you soon.
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep "Sleep???? I don't think he's gone for sleep | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep
Sleep???? I don't think he's gone for sleep "Then in the words of a tall and scary man…. IM OUT!!  | |||
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"Now we've chosen the venue OP. Who's cooking? A few of the men in just pinnys? " I see myself more front of house. | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep
Sleep???? I don't think he's gone for sleep "Certainly not, I’m going to be getting involved with your photos. | |||
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"Now we've chosen the venue OP. Who's cooking? A few of the men in just pinnys? " Sounds perfect to me.
I'm happy to be a desert table for you all to eat cake off!
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep
Sleep???? I don't think he's gone for sleep
Certainly not, I’m going to be getting involved with your photos. "Oooo ... I like getting involved xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep
Sleep???? I don't think he's gone for sleep
Then in the words of a tall and scary man….
IM OUT!! "Plenty of time for sleep later | |||
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"Can we come? Please? MJ x" Of course, join the fun, and there will be fun x | |||
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"I got a shed with a paraffin heater, will that do?" That's about my level. Count me in. | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Only if there’s an opportunity of uninterrupted 8 hours sleep
Sleep???? I don't think he's gone for sleep
Then in the words of a tall and scary man….
IM OUT!!
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "Sounds lovely, Fiddles. As long as you make use of the range, as I don't cook. I'll see you in the hot tub | |||
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"Ooof just out of the hot tub with the ladies and we all need rubbing down with oil in front of the fire fiddles. Think you can handle that? "I don't think he has enough hands for all of us. Good thing some other men have volunteered to join in | |||
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"Ooof just out of the hot tub with the ladies and we all need rubbing down with oil in front of the fire fiddles. Think you can handle that? "We’ll best make it a non flammable moisturiser but I am definitely just the man for this. Always a pleasure never a chore. | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
Sounds lovely, Fiddles.
As long as you make use of the range, as I don't cook.
I'll see you in the hot tub "I’ll bring a snorkel | |||
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"Ooof just out of the hot tub with the ladies and we all need rubbing down with oil in front of the fire fiddles. Think you can handle that?
I don't think he has enough hands for all of us. Good thing some other men have volunteered to join in "Steady on now. I’ve got one of those ticket machines that you get at the deli counter in Asda. | |||
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"Ooof just out of the hot tub with the ladies and we all need rubbing down with oil in front of the fire fiddles. Think you can handle that?
I don't think he has enough hands for all of us. Good thing some other men have volunteered to join in
Steady on now. I’ve got one of those ticket machines that you get at the deli counter in Asda. "Does that mean we get to treat you as a tasty piece of meat? | |||
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"I've got the rope if anyone wants tied up "Maybe one of the guys will let us tie him up, blindfold him and do what we please? | |||
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"Ooof just out of the hot tub with the ladies and we all need rubbing down with oil in front of the fire fiddles. Think you can handle that?
I don't think he has enough hands for all of us. Good thing some other men have volunteered to join in
Steady on now. I’ve got one of those ticket machines that you get at the deli counter in Asda.
Does that mean we get to treat you as a tasty piece of meat? "My all means, although don’t go hanging me in a cold shed for 28days. | |||
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"I've got the rope if anyone wants tied up
Maybe one of the guys will let us tie him up, blindfold him and do what we please? "Absolutely although I refer the delightful lady to the answer I gave above. | |||
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"I've got the rope if anyone wants tied up "I think I fell asleep in the hot tub
Rope meeee!!! | |||
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"I've got the rope if anyone wants tied up
I think I fell asleep in the hot tub
Rope meeee!!! "You looked so cute whilst you napped. | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "I will be in one over the weekend | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "No hot tub though | |||
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"I've got the rope if anyone wants tied up
I think I fell asleep in the hot tub
Rope meeee!!!
You looked so cute whilst you napped. "Awe That's sweet | |||
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"Can I quietly lounge on the faux rug, in lingerie only by the fire, while I read a good book? Promise I will be quiet "You can if I can quietly sidle up next to you and read it with you. | |||
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"Fiddles,have you got someone to do massages? "I have now I hope. Although I’ve got the oil warming on the fire. | |||
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"Clothes? Where we're going we don't need clothes "Perfect | |||
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"Its far better living it than dreaming it. The worst part is first up in the morning gets the heat going. But a bit of tech. The heat tank gets the central heating going powered by the wind so a timer can be used. all you have to do is heat the tank " It’s all about the romance. | |||
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"I'll grab my coat "You won’t be needing, unless there’s only undies on under it. | |||
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"Only if you going to do me on the rug Then in the hot tub Then the kitchen bunker Then take me to bed and finsh me off Well we’ve got it booked for the rest of the week. I’ll need plenty of pancakes for energy. " I can make the pancakes
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"With deep snow outside sound idyllic as long as I don't need to go in the snow " Maybe just to get to the hot tub | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "...and a sauna please, oh and indoor pool, thank you | |||
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"With deep snow outside sound idyllic as long as I don't need to go in the snow Maybe just to get to the hot tub "You two joining me? | |||
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"With deep snow outside sound idyllic as long as I don't need to go in the snow Maybe just to get to the hot tub
You two joining me? "Most likely | |||
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"With deep snow outside sound idyllic as long as I don't need to go in the snow Maybe just to get to the hot tub
You two joining me?
Most likely " | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "I imagined you saying that like William Shatner. | |||
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"I’d be asleep immediately " I’d love a snooze. | |||
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"Yes please" Snuggle in close, keep the warmth in. | |||
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"Omg my dream "Let’s make dreams come true | |||
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"Omg my dream
Let’s make dreams come true "Ok I’ll bring the wine. You can book and pay for The cabin | |||
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"Omg my dream
Let’s make dreams come true
Ok I’ll bring the wine. You can book and pay for
The cabin "I’ll do better, I’ll build it myself, give me an hour. | |||
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"Omg my dream
Let’s make dreams come true
Ok I’ll bring the wine. You can book and pay for
The cabin
I’ll do better, I’ll build it myself, give me an hour. "As long as I can watch and you wear shorts boots and a tool belt with a bare chest. | |||
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"Sounds like my idea of a dream get away OP love all that xx"Even better with us gorgeous lot there too. | |||
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"Omg my dream
Let’s make dreams come true
Ok I’ll bring the wine. You can book and pay for
The cabin
I’ll do better, I’ll build it myself, give me an hour.
As long as I can watch and you wear shorts boots and a tool belt with a bare chest. "What else would I wear. No undies either so when I’m up the ladder you can look up my shorts leg and see my clangers dangling. | |||
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"Omg my dream
Let’s make dreams come true
Ok I’ll bring the wine. You can book and pay for
The cabin
I’ll do better, I’ll build it myself, give me an hour.
As long as I can watch and you wear shorts boots and a tool belt with a bare chest.
What else would I wear. No undies either so when I’m up the ladder you can look up my shorts leg and see my clangers dangling. "Oooooooft!!! | |||
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"Omg my dream
Let’s make dreams come true
Ok I’ll bring the wine. You can book and pay for
The cabin
I’ll do better, I’ll build it myself, give me an hour.
As long as I can watch and you wear shorts boots and a tool belt with a bare chest.
What else would I wear. No undies either so when I’m up the ladder you can look up my shorts leg and see my clangers dangling.
Oooooooft!!!"Finished. | |||
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"Any room for a little one? "And two big jubbly ones. | |||
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"Any room for a little one?
And two big jubbly ones. "Excellent. Budge over to make room and we'll watch some fab user videos and look at naked pictures of our favourite forumites on the big screen | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "That sounds like a great retreat to me | |||
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"Any room for a little one?
And two big jubbly ones.
Excellent. Budge over to make room and we'll watch some fab user videos and look at naked pictures of our favourite forumites on the big screen "The perfect way to spend the day. Will you be wearing the red knickers? | |||
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"Can I have a warm, secluded beach, double sun lounger and us naked instead?" That sounds a cunning alternative plan. | |||
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"Any room for a little one?
And two big jubbly ones.
Excellent. Budge over to make room and we'll watch some fab user videos and look at naked pictures of our favourite forumites on the big screen
The perfect way to spend the day. Will you be wearing the red knickers? "Why, do you want to borrow them? | |||
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"Any room for a little one?
And two big jubbly ones.
Excellent. Budge over to make room and we'll watch some fab user videos and look at naked pictures of our favourite forumites on the big screen
The perfect way to spend the day. Will you be wearing the red knickers?
Why, do you want to borrow them? "I was going to use them as a filter to drink my tizer through. | |||
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"I'm in need of some love & attention today, Fiddles. Whisk me away to your log cabin please x" Definitely and I think I’ll give you some very close attention. | |||
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"I'm in need of some love & attention today, Fiddles. Whisk me away to your log cabin please x Definitely and I think I’ll give you some very close attention. "Aw, thanks Fiddles. Stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty x | |||
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"I'm in need of some love & attention today, Fiddles. Whisk me away to your log cabin please x Definitely and I think I’ll give you some very close attention.
Aw, thanks Fiddles.
Stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty x"Pretty with great boobs too. Bingo. xx | |||
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"I'm in need of some love & attention today, Fiddles. Whisk me away to your log cabin please x Definitely and I think I’ll give you some very close attention.
Aw, thanks Fiddles.
Stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty x
Pretty with great boobs too. Bingo. xx"And this is why I love you Fiddles  x | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me. "My aunt has just posted a photo of very similar to your description on the book of face!! It looks heavenly with the snow in the background J x | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
My aunt has just posted a photo of very similar to your description on the book of face!! It looks heavenly with the snow in the background
J x"She’s loving it here x | |||
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"I'd love this right now" I know, right. | |||
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"Off to spend a week in a log cabin from this Saturday, nestled in the woods, river babbling by, birds singing, red squirrels friskily leaping around, chilling, wine and the rest .....welllll use your imagination xxxxx Suzi"I am and I like what I see. | |||
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"Off to spend a week in a log cabin from this Saturday, nestled in the woods, river babbling by, birds singing, red squirrels friskily leaping around, chilling, wine and the rest .....welllll use your imagination xxxxx Suzi
I am and I like what I see. " we might be neighbours xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"Off to spend a week in a log cabin from this Saturday, nestled in the woods, river babbling by, birds singing, red squirrels friskily leaping around, chilling, wine and the rest .....welllll use your imagination xxxxx Suzi
I am and I like what I see.
we might be neighbours xxxxx Suzi"Pop round. Leave your clothes at home though. | |||
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"Off to spend a week in a log cabin from this Saturday, nestled in the woods, river babbling by, birds singing, red squirrels friskily leaping around, chilling, wine and the rest .....welllll use your imagination xxxxx Suzi
I am and I like what I see.
we might be neighbours xxxxx Suzi
Pop round. Leave your clothes at home though. "Clothes???? What are these unusual items.... | |||
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"Crikey we’ll even have a hot tub, big range kitchen and a bar. Anybody coming with me.
...and a sauna please, oh and indoor pool, thank you "...and big bowl of trifle | |||
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"Is all this in your nan's spare room ?" Was going to say the same thing | |||
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"I’ve even had new windows fitted. "New shutter's? | |||
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"I’ve even had new windows fitted.
New shutter's?"Need to keep the breeze out. We’re in the middle of nowhere so let’s keep the shutters slightly open. | |||
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"I'm lubed up on the rug with my ass in the air "Well if you’ve gone to all that trouble. | |||
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"Skip the hot tub and your OP described my house. Who’s coming over?" What food have you got though? | |||
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"What food have you got though? " Tonight? I’m doing a roast. Or maybe katsu. Haven’t decided yet. I could make cookies while I think about it … | |||
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"Skip the hot tub and your OP described my house. Who’s coming over? What food have you got though? " My chocolate not good enough now | |||
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"What food have you got though? Tonight? I’m doing a roast. Or maybe katsu. Haven’t decided yet. I could make cookies while I think about it …" Woah woah, don’t come round here poaching my sexy friends like they’re pears. | |||
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"Woah woah, don’t come round here poaching my sexy friends like they’re pears. "They come in pairs? Nice. | |||
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"Are there massage tables and warm oil available? "Of course there are. Please lie here and I’ll see to all that stress. | |||
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"Woah woah, don’t come round here poaching my sexy friends like they’re pears.
They come in pairs? Nice."Haha if they don’t, they should | |||
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