FabSwingers.com forum: Amazon position

By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Seen lots of this lately has any woman ever tried this on here an was it as fun as it looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?"

Hahahahaha, ffs, nice one

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Parcel lobbed directly at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?"

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be prepared for a load of jokes about online retail in this thread - I had one before!!

Amazon is a fantastic position, its a completely different feeling and somehow very randy - love it!

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish / PDI early Nov

Thrown over the fence or left by the door?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You've been DP'd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

You have to pay more for her to come quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I've tried it a couple of time, good change in the power dynamic.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You've been DP'd. "

What if it's a FedEx?!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Somewhat disappointing when unwrapped?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle?

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? "
haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? "

I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary?

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Roydo Essex

That had me rolling on the floor with laughter, great thread

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You've been DP'd.

What if it's a FedEx?!

Or that messenger of the gods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High risk for penile fracture....

Enjoy!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha "

Like a bamboo stick holding a plant upright

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"High risk for penile fracture....

Enjoy!

G"
Gota try to find out I guess haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It kind of looks like riding a space hopper... His poor balls

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha

Like a bamboo stick holding a plant upright "
get him a sleeve then

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle?

I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary?"

The picture I looked at his legs were all up in the air and she was standy/squatty.

My little legs would be dangling unless he was a dwarf

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"It kind of looks like riding a space hopper... His poor balls

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nothing worse than a nut crushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone tell me what it is ffs

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Roydo Essex

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha

Like a bamboo stick holding a plant upright "

That’s one way to describe it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It kind of looks like riding a space hopper... His poor balls

Yes!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This surely must be for big dick and thin thigh combos? Otherwise how the fuck does it work.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"You've been DP'd.

What if it's a FedEx?!

Or that messenger of the gods

Thor??!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You've been DP'd.

What if it's a FedEx?!

Or that messenger of the gods

Thor??!"

Starts with an H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been DP'd.

What if it's a FedEx?!

Or that messenger of the gods

Thor??!

Starts with an H

Hermes

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"This surely must be for big dick and thin thigh combos? Otherwise how the fuck does it work. "
that's my thoughts on it that's why I'm asking x

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

FFS now I'm gonna have to Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been DP'd.

What if it's a FedEx?!

Or that messenger of the gods

Thor??!"

I was Thor just looking at the pictures.

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!! Dave would be empty after five stops I'd think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This surely must be for big dick and thin thigh combos? Otherwise how the fuck does it work. "

I thought the same. May just have to dip the tip style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big delivery in the brown box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt say it needs a big dick, clit stimulation can be really good if the angle is right.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Googled this all I got was sex books you can get on Amazon lol

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

You stay in all day and no one comes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. "

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not how I did it, just reverse the position of missionary really

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Does it involve the a very large box, with bugger all in it?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. "

Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!"

Pahahahaha

I'd enjoy those

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!

Pahahahaha

I'd enjoy those"

Fuck, I'd have to draw googlie eyes on his ball bags!

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!"
what are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!! "

I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!!

I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea

Pulling out 'sorry we missed you' card

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. "

Two lovely forumites sent me a picture

I’m still not convinced it works. I’ll wait for Royal Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle?

I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary?

The picture I looked at his legs were all up in the air and she was standy/squatty.

My little legs would be dangling unless he was a dwarf

I'm dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!!

I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea

Pulling out 'sorry we missed you' card

Check the recycling bin

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!

Pahahahaha

I'd enjoy those

Fuck, I'd have to draw googlie eyes on his ball bags!"

I might try that on someone anyway just for giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?

Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates

Dave is 5 stops away!!!!

I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea

Pulling out 'sorry we missed you' card

Maybe a practical demonstration is needed

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. "

Excellent description

Apparently it has a high risk of penile injury and I dont reckon my thighs could last the distance.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle?

I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary?

The picture I looked at his legs were all up in the air and she was standy/squatty.

My little legs would be dangling unless he was a dwarf

I'm dead "

can you imagine me trying to climb on? Keep still whilst I lasso it and pull myself up!

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

Sounds like you're an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry OP I feel like I've completely ruined your thread, I hope you find your bouncy, thighs of steel woman soon

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

I don't burn on my back, I flail like I'm needing putting back in the ocean

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

Sounds like you're an expert

Well what can I say...other than love it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

Sounds like you're an expert

Well what can I say...other than love it..

It is a lot of fun

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

Sounds like you're an expert

Well what can I say...other than love it..

Do you have handles above the headboard? I'd need them. You know the granny shower handles to stop them falling and breaking a hip. Yeah, one of those but horizontal.

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"I'm sorry OP I feel like I've completely ruined your thread, I hope you find your bouncy, thighs of steel woman soon

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haha of course not

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By *olly GolightlyWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Oohh every day is a school day!

This is a definite on the to-do list for 2022

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic"

Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. "

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position

Sounds like you're an expert

Well what can I say...other than love it..

Do you have handles above the headboard? I'd need them. You know the granny shower handles to stop them falling and breaking a hip. Yeah, one of those but horizontal."

Just use his thighs as a steady...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston"

She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston"

Hmmmm well I would face the other way so that cock still got ridden...not quite the same effect though!!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston

She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it "

Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.

Winston

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston

She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it

Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.

Winston "

I wish just for this reply we could attach sound effects.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston

She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it

Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.

Winston

I wish just for this reply we could attach sound effects."

Nooooooooooooo.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand.

Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy.

What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs?

Asking for a friend...

Winston

She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it

Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.

Winston

I wish just for this reply we could attach sound effects.

Nooooooooooooo.

Winston "

I have the image of the aliens mouth from the film Alien!

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic

Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint? "

Thankfully she was pretty light. Murder on my hips though, dunno how women do it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic

Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint?

Thankfully she was pretty light. Murder on my hips though, dunno how women do it"

Oh god, I've just noticed your name and now that's made me right giggle considering the subject!

How do we do it? Get crushed generally so concentrating so hard on trying to breath the hip pain gets forgotten.

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By *jekim OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"Oohh every day is a school day!

This is a definite on the to-do list for 2022

"
my thoughts exactly can't be not fun to learn

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?"

I just snorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it where he cums twice as fast if he signs up for prime

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic

Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint?

Thankfully she was pretty light. Murder on my hips though, dunno how women do it

Oh god, I've just noticed your name and now that's made me right giggle considering the subject!

How do we do it? Get crushed generally so concentrating so hard on trying to breath the hip pain gets forgotten."

and there was me thinking it was a look of pure ecstasy

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