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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?" Hahahahaha, ffs, nice one  | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?" 
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates "Dave is 5 stops away!!!! | |||
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"You've been DP'd. " What if it's a FedEx?! | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? " haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? " I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary? | |||
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That had me rolling on the floor with laughter, great thread | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha " Like a bamboo stick holding a plant upright | |||
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"High risk for penile fracture.... Enjoy! G" Gota try to find out I guess haha | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha Like a bamboo stick holding a plant upright " get him a sleeve then  | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary?" The picture I looked at his legs were all up in the air and she was standy/squatty. My little legs would be dangling unless he was a dwarf | |||
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"It kind of looks like riding a space hopper... His poor balls "nothing worse than a nut crushing | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? haha it's not that bad atleast some solid in you to help hopefully haha Like a bamboo stick holding a plant upright " That’s one way to describe it | |||
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"It kind of looks like riding a space hopper... His poor balls "Yes! | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates
Dave is 5 stops away!!!! " | |||
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"You've been DP'd. What if it's a FedEx?!
Or that messenger of the gods "Thor??! | |||
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"You've been DP'd. What if it's a FedEx?!
Or that messenger of the gods
Thor??!"Starts with an H | |||
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"You've been DP'd. What if it's a FedEx?!
Or that messenger of the gods
Thor??!
Starts with an H "Hermes | |||
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"This surely must be for big dick and thin thigh combos? Otherwise how the fuck does it work. " that's my thoughts on it that's why I'm asking x | |||
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"You've been DP'd. What if it's a FedEx?!
Or that messenger of the gods
Thor??!"I was Thor just looking at the pictures. | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates
Dave is 5 stops away!!!! Dave would be empty after five stops I'd think
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"This surely must be for big dick and thin thigh combos? Otherwise how the fuck does it work. " I thought the same. May just have to dip the tip style. | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. " Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. " Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning! | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!" Pahahahaha I'd enjoy those | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning! Pahahahaha I'd enjoy those"Fuck, I'd have to draw googlie eyes on his ball bags! | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning!" what are they | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates
Dave is 5 stops away!!!! "I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates
Dave is 5 stops away!!!!
I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea "Pulling out 'sorry we missed you' card | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. " Two lovely forumites sent me a picture I’m still not convinced it works. I’ll wait for Royal Mail | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary? The picture I looked at his legs were all up in the air and she was standy/squatty. My little legs would be dangling unless he was a dwarf " I'm dead | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates
Dave is 5 stops away!!!!
I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea
Pulling out 'sorry we missed you' card "Check the recycling bin | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. Those boing vids are gonna take on a whole new meaning! Pahahahaha I'd enjoy those
Fuck, I'd have to draw googlie eyes on his ball bags!" I might try that on someone anyway just for giggles | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?
Checking phone every two minutes for delivery updates
Dave is 5 stops away!!!!
I'm more worried when it says dave has been and I've no idea
Pulling out 'sorry we missed you' card "Maybe a practical demonstration is needed | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. " Excellent description
Apparently it has a high risk of penile injury and I dont reckon my thighs could last the distance. | |||
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"I'd have to take my own weight for longer than 10 seconds. What do you think I am, a dung beetle? I'm confused, think I must be talking about a different position. Its like reveresed missionary? The picture I looked at his legs were all up in the air and she was standy/squatty. My little legs would be dangling unless he was a dwarf
I'm dead " can you imagine me trying to climb on? Keep still whilst I lasso it and pull myself up! | |||
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"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position "Sounds like you're an expert | |||
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"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position "I don't burn on my back, I flail like I'm needing putting back in the ocean | |||
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"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position
Sounds like you're an expert "Well what can I say...other than love it.. | |||
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"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position
Sounds like you're an expert
Well what can I say...other than love it.. "It is a lot of fun | |||
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"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position
Sounds like you're an expert
Well what can I say...other than love it.. "Do you have handles above the headboard? I'd need them. You know the granny shower handles to stop them falling and breaking a hip. Yeah, one of those but horizontal. | |||
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"I'm sorry OP I feel like I've completely ruined your thread, I hope you find your bouncy, thighs of steel woman soon "haha of course not | |||
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"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic" Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint? | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. " What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston | |||
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"Ohhh yes love this position...get his knees around his ears too...mmmmm...get him to feel the burn like us ladies have to in this position
Sounds like you're an expert
Well what can I say...other than love it..
Do you have handles above the headboard? I'd need them. You know the granny shower handles to stop them falling and breaking a hip. Yeah, one of those but horizontal."Just use his thighs as a steady... | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston" She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston" Hmmmm well I would face the other way so that cock still got ridden...not quite the same effect though!! | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it " Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.
Winston "I wish just for this reply we could attach sound effects. | |||
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.
Winston
I wish just for this reply we could attach sound effects."Nooooooooooooo.
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"I need someone to draw me a diagram because I don’t understand. Right. He's on his back, legs in the air, dick shoved through his legs. You are squatting over him, holding on to his legs like space hopper handles and you are jumping on his willy. What if his cocks too short to poke through his thighs? Asking for a friend... Winston She needs a go go gadget vag to extend like a vacuum hose and grab it Thats a kinda scary image to be fair.
Winston
I wish just for this reply we could attach sound effects.
Nooooooooooooo.
Winston "I have the image of the aliens mouth from the film Alien! | |||
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"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint? " Thankfully she was pretty light. Murder on my hips though, dunno how women do it | |||
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"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint? Thankfully she was pretty light. Murder on my hips though, dunno how women do it"Oh god, I've just noticed your name and now that's made me right giggle considering the subject! How do we do it? Get crushed generally so concentrating so hard on trying to breath the hip pain gets forgotten. | |||
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"Oohh every day is a school day! This is a definite on the to-do list for 2022 "my thoughts exactly can't be not fun to learn | |||
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"What's that? Bent over in front of the letterbox?" I just snorted | |||
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"Used to enjoy this with an ex a few years ago, was a great way to change the dynamic Did you have any snappage and need a willy splint? Thankfully she was pretty light. Murder on my hips though, dunno how women do it
Oh god, I've just noticed your name and now that's made me right giggle considering the subject!
How do we do it? Get crushed generally so concentrating so hard on trying to breath the hip pain gets forgotten." and there was me thinking it was a look of pure ecstasy | |||
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