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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trick question....jaffa cakes would melt first

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Trick question....Peach would eat them all first"

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trick question....jaffa cakes would melt first"

That's the sun not the moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fine spoil all my fun.

I was just thinking of something to do with them since they are so in edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't they burn up leaving the atmosphere?

Could we perhaps invest in Jaffa cake shaped space suits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?"

Now is that standard packs of Jaffa cakes or yard of Jaffa cakes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't they burn up leaving the atmosphere?

Could we perhaps invest in Jaffa cake shaped space suits? "

No. Its only as you slow down entering the atmosphere that would cause them to burn up

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

They would smoosh under their own weight long before they left the atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?

Now is that standard packs of Jaffa cakes or yard of Jaffa cakes !

"

Standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna guess......1 million and 4 packs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7,118,574,074

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

"

Show you're working please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please "

Emmm google

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Can someone just go & buy up all the packets so we never have to see them ever again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?

Now is that standard packs of Jaffa cakes or yard of Jaffa cakes !

Standard "

2999999998

Would said three but have eaten two packs while cotimplating this serious issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve no idea, but I’d put money on the fact it’s more than 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we measuring from the north Pole to bottom of moon?

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?"

Do you mean the boxes laid end to end or are you lining up the actual jaffa cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?

Do you mean the boxes laid end to end or are you lining up the actual jaffa cakes? "

Actual jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we measuring from the north Pole to bottom of moon?"

Closest points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

"

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?

Do you mean the boxes laid end to end or are you lining up the actual jaffa cakes?

Actual jaffa cakes "

Hm, more than 9 then.

*Starts recalculating..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

"

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Fine spoil all my fun.

I was just thinking of something to do with them since they are so in edible "

How about just eat them...simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fine spoil all my fun.

I was just thinking of something to do with them since they are so in edible

How about just eat them...simple"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

"

And now this isn’t google I will show how they got that number

The mood is 238855 miles from eather

That’s is 384,399,861,120 mm a Jaffa cake is 54mm

So that’s 384,399,861,120 divided by 54 = 7,118,574,074

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge "

In your post you didn’t say stacked wonko you sed end to end

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Approx 6,743,859,649

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or get eaten

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge "

You’re moving the goal posts now…. Your question specifically said “end to end”

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Endless as they are so munchable

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Approx 6,743,859,649 "

This was base on the mcvities mega 100 box measuring 5.7 centimetres , thought they’d be more appropriate fir such a big task

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

You’re moving the goal posts now…. Your question specifically said “end to end” "

No. When packets are laid end to end the jaffa cakes inside are effectively stacked up on each other not side by side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

You’re moving the goal posts now…. Your question specifically said “end to end”

No. When packets are laid end to end the jaffa cakes inside are effectively stacked up on each other not side by side "

Ok a stander jaffcake box is 32 inches

So that’s 238855 miles to inches is 15133852800

So that’s 15133852800 divided by 32 = 472932900

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

You’re moving the goal posts now…. Your question specifically said “end to end”

No. When packets are laid end to end the jaffa cakes inside are effectively stacked up on each other not side by side

Ok a stander jaffcake box is 32 inches

So that’s 238855 miles to inches is 15133852800

So that’s 15133852800 divided by 32 = 472932900

"

Sorry that was the Xmas big box ok give me a minute to I get the size off a stander jaffcake box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

You’re moving the goal posts now…. Your question specifically said “end to end”

No. When packets are laid end to end the jaffa cakes inside are effectively stacked up on each other not side by side

Ok a stander jaffcake box is 32 inches

So that’s 238855 miles to inches is 15133852800

So that’s 15133852800 divided by 32 = 472932900

Sorry that was the Xmas big box ok give me a minute to I get the size off a stander jaffcake box "

Sorry woko xmas big box it is don’t have a box off jaffcake at hand and can’t find the size off the box online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

In your post you didn’t say stacked wonko you sed end to end "

Thate wonko moving the goal posts again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

Show you're working please

Emmm google

As per google

7,118,574,074 – The number of Jaffa cakes that would be required to reach the moon when laid edge to edge. This is based upon a Jaffa cake with a 54mm diameter.

They are to be stacked not layed edge to edge

In your post you didn’t say stacked wonko you sed end to end

Thate wonko moving the goal posts again"

Nope

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell

This Question has a range of answered given that the moons orbit is an ellipse. At perigee (closest) it is 363,104km and at apogee (farthest) it is 405,696km

Jaffa cake, has a diameter of 56m and height of 18mm.

So, from equator to equator, at perigee, when placed end to end it would require 6483999999.98 Jaffa cakes to cross the void. However, when stacked, it would require 20172444444.4 Jaffa cakes - this is the minimum possible.

The maximum required would be at apogee and would be 72445714285.7 (end to end) or 225386666667 stacked.

Hope it helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This Question has a range of answered given that the moons orbit is an ellipse. At perigee (closest) it is 363,104km and at apogee (farthest) it is 405,696km

Jaffa cake, has a diameter of 56m and height of 18mm.

So, from equator to equator, at perigee, when placed end to end it would require 6483999999.98 Jaffa cakes to cross the void. However, when stacked, it would require 20172444444.4 Jaffa cakes - this is the minimum possible.

The maximum required would be at apogee and would be 72445714285.7 (end to end) or 225386666667 stacked.

Hope it helps "

That wasn't that hard now was it

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

(closed, thread contained to many jaffa cakes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7,118,574,074

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That's pi that not cakes

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?"

Now would that be a full moon, half moon or a total eclipse????

PW

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?

Now would that be a full moon, half moon or a total eclipse????

PW "
those would have no effect on distance or count

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Packs of jaffa cakes laid end to end would it take to reach the moon?"

Wouldn't happen anyways as would get eaten by all the normal Jaffa Cake lovers

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