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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to admire the balls of him

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?"

10/10 for inventiveness

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Got to admire the balls of him "

Yes God loves a trier ....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to admire the balls of him "

I’m still in complete disbelief.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?"

Did they offer free flights and holiday, once you verified them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to admire the balls of him

Yes God loves a trier ....lol"

There’s trying and then there’s that

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?"

What time are you picking him up?

Winston

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Got to admire the balls of him "

Admiring balls is a different thread

Torturing balls is a different thread too

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car pooling can anyone give me a lift home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha that's so funny lol, he has a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanted to pay me to let him give my husband a blowjob. How did you think I bought my new stuff?

(admin, I'm joking. I don't think people would cope if I got a forum ban)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?

Did they offer free flights and holiday, once you verified them? "

He had the cheek to say we weren’t making it easy for him because a webcam veri doesn’t count

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?

What time are you picking him up?

Winston "

6:45 straight to terminal 1. I also offer a show shining service while he waits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone wanted to pay me to let him give my husband a blowjob. How did you think I bought my new stuff?

(admin, I'm joking. I don't think people would cope if I got a forum ban) "

There’s no losers in that situation

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Got to admire the balls of him "

You’ve met him then.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?

What time are you picking him up?

Winston

6:45 straight to terminal 1. I also offer a show shining service while he waits."

Don't forget to write his veri.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We had a guy who wouldn’t show his face on here…body looked good. So agreed to go on Telegram so he could show his face.

I set up a three way chat group and instead of sending the pic to the group he sent it direct to C on a timer for 2 seconds before it disappeared.

C said in the group chat that from the fleeting glimpse she wasn’t interested. So we closed the group chat down.

He then sent a message to us on here asking if we’d send a verification

Erm, no and blocked for trying to move the chat away from the group

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport "

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Did he offer to pay for the fuel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?

What time are you picking him up?

Winston

6:45 straight to terminal 1. I also offer a show shining service while he waits.

Don't forget to write his veri.

Winston"

How could I forget when I’m getting so much in return from him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he offer to pay for the fuel?"

I’m guessing he was paying in smiles and innuendo.

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

Did you offer him some Brasso to polish that brass neck of his?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a guy who wouldn’t show his face on here…body looked good. So agreed to go on Telegram so he could show his face.

I set up a three way chat group and instead of sending the pic to the group he sent it direct to C on a timer for 2 seconds before it disappeared.

C said in the group chat that from the fleeting glimpse she wasn’t interested. So we closed the group chat down.

He then sent a message to us on here asking if we’d send a verification

Erm, no and blocked for trying to move the chat away from the group

K

"

I know that nothing on here should really surprise me but some people are just unbelievable.

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough


"Did you offer him some Brasso to polish that brass neck of his?"

That sounds really rude actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you offer him some Brasso to polish that brass neck of his?"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

They'll have sex with me if i eat Jaffa Cakes.

Instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

"

Not at the name either. I travel between Cmouth and the NE regularly. How weird! It's such a small town that not many people know about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one at like 2 in the morning before form a single guys profile

Hello I have had a drink wife’s upstairs in bed see I I call you order you a taxi and when you get here tell him to wait door will be open let your self in I be in the living room bend over let me ride you and they I give you the money for the taxi that’s waiting to take you back home

Got told to bolt and do one

First off emmm wife upstairs no thanks or in less she’s in to joining in or watching

Second off all taxi can wait what is this two pumps and a squirt think I would have take me longer to get done up than he was planning on doing me witch in my eyes is a bad thing if it take me two hours I expect dubble that time in meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got one at like 2 in the morning before form a single guys profile

Hello I have had a drink wife’s upstairs in bed see I I call you order you a taxi and when you get here tell him to wait door will be open let your self in I be in the living room bend over let me ride you and they I give you the money for the taxi that’s waiting to take you back home

Got told to bolt and do one

First off emmm wife upstairs no thanks or in less she’s in to joining in or watching

Second off all taxi can wait what is this two pumps and a squirt think I would have take me longer to get done up than he was planning on doing me witch in my eyes is a bad thing if it take me two hours I expect dubble that time in meet "

We got a similar one but it was “suck me off in my shed while my girlfriend is in bed”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

Not at the name either. I travel between Cmouth and the NE regularly. How weird! It's such a small town that not many people know about."

Was it on the news a few years ago because of the floods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

Not at the name either. I travel between Cmouth and the NE regularly. How weird! It's such a small town that not many people know about."

my friends moved back down that way after living up here for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got one at like 2 in the morning before form a single guys profile

Hello I have had a drink wife’s upstairs in bed see I I call you order you a taxi and when you get here tell him to wait door will be open let your self in I be in the living room bend over let me ride you and they I give you the money for the taxi that’s waiting to take you back home

Got told to bolt and do one

First off emmm wife upstairs no thanks or in less she’s in to joining in or watching

Second off all taxi can wait what is this two pumps and a squirt think I would have take me longer to get done up than he was planning on doing me witch in my eyes is a bad thing if it take me two hours I expect dubble that time in meet

We got a similar one but it was “suck me off in my shed while my girlfriend is in bed” "

Lol the never off sum people honestly don’t know what gose thought they mind to think that was a good opening message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

Not at the name either. I travel between Cmouth and the NE regularly. How weird! It's such a small town that not many people know about.

Was it on the news a few years ago because of the floods?"

It will have been yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

Not at the name either. I travel between Cmouth and the NE regularly. How weird! It's such a small town that not many people know about. my friends moved back down that way after living up here for years "

I think I'm the best thing to come out of that town

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway one going to cockermouth??? Not bothered about the airport

Not at the name either. I travel between Cmouth and the NE regularly. How weird! It's such a small town that not many people know about. my friends moved back down that way after living up here for years

I think I'm the best thing to come out of that town "

I mean the name is probably the best thing. You’re a close second though

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?

What time are you picking him up?

Winston

6:45 straight to terminal 1. I also offer a show shining service while he waits.

Don't forget to write his veri.

Winston

How could I forget when I’m getting so much in return from him "

I bet he no shows.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a friend request.

That was ballsy of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sent a friend request.

That was ballsy of me "

How very dare you

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I had one a while back that wanted a threesome with him and his mate. Wanted picked up at his and then taken to his mates house.

I’m 99.9% convinced he just wanted a free taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sent a friend request.

That was ballsy of me

How very dare you "

Double dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?"

You don't know till you ask

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I had one this week saying that my friend is a fuck buddy of his, but she is busy and he's woke up horny, so would I like to pop down while his mum is at work for a quicky.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I had one a while back that wanted a threesome with him and his mate. Wanted picked up at his and then taken to his mates house.

I’m 99.9% convinced he just wanted a free taxi. "

I've had 1 of those before and felt the same.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"I’ve just told someone we don’t meet unverified people. His response….

“I need a lift to the airport on Friday. Pick me up and you can verify me then.”

Has anyone had a request that can best that?"

I think guys are probably less cheeky when approaching women or couples.

I have had so many men message and seem interested. Then they want taking to work or driving into city centre under the guise of “it could be a relaxed way to chat” or similar.

I’ve had two people ask (after meeting but before leaving) if I could lend them a tenner until “next time”.

Fabguys is full of men saying they’ll meet if you can transfer them money to pay for their taxi and of course then they never turn up. I never understand how the guys who fall for it don’t see it’s a scam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bloke say I could give him a lift to work and also give him a blow job in the car.

He was telling not asking.

I did not meet him.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I had a couple get in touch asking to meet the following day. Cheeky request No.1 as I don't meet like that so I referred them to my profile.

They apologised as they hadn't noticed the social first part and followed that by saying they were happy to pay for the coffee.

"What about the plane ticket?" I then cheekily asked.

"What plane ticket?"

"Eh, the one I'm going to need to get to the US by tomorrow to meet you!"

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Got to admire the balls of him

Yes God loves a trier ....lol

There’s trying and then there’s that "

Lol...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Someone wanted to pay me to let him give my husband a blowjob. How did you think I bought my new stuff?

(admin, I'm joking. I don't think people would cope if I got a forum ban) "

We've had this before too! I think £200 was the highest we got

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a bloke say I could give him a lift to work and also give him a blow job in the car.

He was telling not asking.

I did not meet him. "

What you turned that amazing offer down, you must be mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a bloke say I could give him a lift to work and also give him a blow job in the car.

He was telling not asking.

I did not meet him.

What you turned that amazing offer down, you must be mad "

I regret it every day.

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