FabSwingers.com forum: My kitchen needs........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And yes, I'm bored at work.

Winston

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A double walk-in shower

The one I have is ok but you can’t escape the water when trying to shampoo your hair! I should of thought about the design first

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An en-suite.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

A house attached.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd love a balcony. Apart from that, I'm pretty much set.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna. "

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston "

What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I need a female cake baker in mine, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a female cake baker in mine, please

Jaffa cake?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I need a female cake baker in mine, please

Jaffa cake?"

You had to go there, didn't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston

What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long? "

Oh yeah, I have a massively long spoon.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work

If I had a cutlery drawer......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston

What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long?

Oh yeah, I have a massively long spoon.

Winston "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't mind a lift, or even a Stannah Stairlift.

Self-cleaning floors would be nice too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. "

I've been thinking about turning one of my spare rooms into a quiet library/reading room for me. My daughter said I should make one into a sex dungeon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. "

That would be fantastic.

I'm thinking about taking a wall out and putting in triangular revolving bookshelves.

A whole wall of books that I can spin around and change the "look" of the wall.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And chef, organiser and cleaner.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"And chef, organiser and cleaner. "

My house has one of those.

It's me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

My kitchen needs a naked chef!!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bridgwater... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna. "

^^^ These ...Oh, and a live-in masseuse whilst I'm now day dreaming of what to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another bedroom and bathroom. And a granny flat at other end of garden.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A chef and a washer upper

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I could do with a new place to live, so there could be lots of requirements.

Bedroom, with a walk in wardrobe and plenty of room for my shoes and a large ensuite with large walk in shower.

Large kitchen (naked chef) and dining area.

Garden, not overlooked so I can sunbathe naked and jump in and out of the hot tub.

The list could go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And chef, organiser and cleaner.

My house has one of those.

It's me

Oh, well can I take you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one.

I've been thinking about turning one of my spare rooms into a quiet library/reading room for me. My daughter said I should make one into a sex dungeon

Yes! Or you could do a sex dungeon/library, with hidden straps/hoists etc. All dark colours and dark wood. A comfy reading chair that can easily be transformed in to something more sexual. Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chef and a washer upper"

Hiya lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A big field around it so I don't have to put up with neighbours

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I'd love a balcony. Apart from that, I'm pretty much set."

Yes that would be so good. My bedroom is south facing and has a full length sash window I could replace with a glass sliding door, I’m Inspired now, I bet it needs building regs and. Planning though for the health and safety and overlook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cook !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house needs to move to Spain.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A bathtub

I could really do with a bubble bath right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested

Piss out the door into garden

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Built in storage! I don't have any... Really annoying

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested

Piss out the door into garden "

Hmmm that's kinda counterproductive owing to me pissing into my own garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work

I like mixing them up, spoons in with the knives, forks dotted about. I live life on the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a boiled water tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work

I like mixing them up, spoons in with the knives, forks dotted about. I live life on the edge

Oh, you wee minx! That is NO way to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh nothing, i fully gutted and rebuilt the house bespoke to my needs the past few years. I cant think of a thing id change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st floor layout could be better. Could have had a bigger master bedroom. En suites need a window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there."

Leave the oven on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My kitchen needs a naked chef!!!

I'd volunteer. But I can't cook and I don't have the arse for it.

Lady Astor on the other hand.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there.

Leave the oven on! "

Unorthodox but effective!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"And chef, organiser and cleaner.

My house has one of those.

It's me

Oh, well can I take you? "

My son would have something to say about that.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested

You can't get a building company to do a downstairs toilet for you?

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