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"A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna. " Winston | |||
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"I need a female cake baker in mine, please " Jaffa cake? | |||
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"I need a female cake baker in mine, please Jaffa cake?" You had to go there, didn't you | |||
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"A cutlery drawer. Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen. What does your house need that better design would have resolved? Winston What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long? " Oh yeah, I have a massively long spoon. Winston | |||
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"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon. Any other way is the devils work " If I had a cutlery drawer...... Winston | |||
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"A cutlery drawer. Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen. What does your house need that better design would have resolved? Winston What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long? Oh yeah, I have a massively long spoon. Winston " | |||
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"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. " I've been thinking about turning one of my spare rooms into a quiet library/reading room for me. My daughter said I should make one into a sex dungeon | |||
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"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. " That would be fantastic. I'm thinking about taking a wall out and putting in triangular revolving bookshelves. A whole wall of books that I can spin around and change the "look" of the wall....... Winston | |||
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"And chef, organiser and cleaner. " My house has one of those. It's me | |||
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"A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna. " ^^^ These ...Oh, and a live-in masseuse whilst I'm now day dreaming of what to have | |||
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"And chef, organiser and cleaner. My house has one of those. It's me " Oh, well can I take you? | |||
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"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. I've been thinking about turning one of my spare rooms into a quiet library/reading room for me. My daughter said I should make one into a sex dungeon " Yes! Or you could do a sex dungeon/library, with hidden straps/hoists etc. All dark colours and dark wood. A comfy reading chair that can easily be transformed in to something more sexual. Do it! | |||
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"I'd love a balcony. Apart from that, I'm pretty much set." Yes that would be so good. My bedroom is south facing and has a full length sash window I could replace with a glass sliding door, I’m Inspired now, I bet it needs building regs and. Planning though for the health and safety and overlook. | |||
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"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested " Piss out the door into garden | |||
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"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested Piss out the door into garden " Hmmm that's kinda counterproductive owing to me pissing into my own garden. | |||
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"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon. Any other way is the devils work " I like mixing them up, spoons in with the knives, forks dotted about. I live life on the edge | |||
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"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon. Any other way is the devils work I like mixing them up, spoons in with the knives, forks dotted about. I live life on the edge " Oh, you wee minx! That is NO way to live | |||
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"Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there." Leave the oven on! | |||
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"My kitchen needs a naked chef!!! " I'd volunteer. But I can't cook and I don't have the arse for it. Lady Astor on the other hand..... Winston | |||
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"Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there. Leave the oven on! " Unorthodox but effective! | |||
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"And chef, organiser and cleaner. My house has one of those. It's me Oh, well can I take you? " My son would have something to say about that. | |||
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"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested " You can't get a building company to do a downstairs toilet for you? | |||
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