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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

And yes, I'm bored at work.

Winston

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A double walk-in shower

The one I have is ok but you can’t escape the water when trying to shampoo your hair! I should of thought about the design first

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An en-suite.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

A house attached.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd love a balcony. Apart from that, I'm pretty much set.

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna. "

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston "

What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I need a female cake baker in mine, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a female cake baker in mine, please "

Jaffa cake?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I need a female cake baker in mine, please

Jaffa cake?"

You had to go there, didn't you

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston

What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long? "

Oh yeah, I have a massively long spoon.

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work "

If I had a cutlery drawer......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cutlery drawer.

Modern design, designed by someone who's clearly never been in a feckin kitchen.

What does your house need that better design would have resolved?

Winston

What's wrong with it? Are your spoons too long?

Oh yeah, I have a massively long spoon.

Winston "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't mind a lift, or even a Stannah Stairlift.

Self-cleaning floors would be nice too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. "

I've been thinking about turning one of my spare rooms into a quiet library/reading room for me. My daughter said I should make one into a sex dungeon

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one. "

That would be fantastic.

I'm thinking about taking a wall out and putting in triangular revolving bookshelves.

A whole wall of books that I can spin around and change the "look" of the wall.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And chef, organiser and cleaner.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And chef, organiser and cleaner. "

My house has one of those.

It's me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

My kitchen needs a naked chef!!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"A swimming pool, hot tub and sauna. "

^^^ These ...Oh, and a live-in masseuse whilst I'm now day dreaming of what to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another bedroom and bathroom. And a granny flat at other end of garden.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A chef and a washer upper

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I could do with a new place to live, so there could be lots of requirements.

Bedroom, with a walk in wardrobe and plenty of room for my shoes and a large ensuite with large walk in shower.

Large kitchen (naked chef) and dining area.

Garden, not overlooked so I can sunbathe naked and jump in and out of the hot tub.

The list could go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And chef, organiser and cleaner.

My house has one of those.

It's me "

Oh, well can I take you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A library. One room dedicated purely to reading. Sadly it's now a makeshift office that's become a what feels like permanent one.

I've been thinking about turning one of my spare rooms into a quiet library/reading room for me. My daughter said I should make one into a sex dungeon "

Yes! Or you could do a sex dungeon/library, with hidden straps/hoists etc. All dark colours and dark wood. A comfy reading chair that can easily be transformed in to something more sexual. Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chef and a washer upper"

Hiya lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

A big field around it so I don't have to put up with neighbours

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'd love a balcony. Apart from that, I'm pretty much set."

Yes that would be so good. My bedroom is south facing and has a full length sash window I could replace with a glass sliding door, I’m Inspired now, I bet it needs building regs and. Planning though for the health and safety and overlook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cook !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house needs to move to Spain.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A bathtub

I could really do with a bubble bath right now

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested "

Piss out the door into garden

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Built in storage! I don't have any... Really annoying

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested

Piss out the door into garden "

Hmmm that's kinda counterproductive owing to me pissing into my own garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work "

I like mixing them up, spoons in with the knives, forks dotted about. I live life on the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a boiled water tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you place your cutlery in the correct order in it, from left, knife, fork, spoon.

Any other way is the devils work

I like mixing them up, spoons in with the knives, forks dotted about. I live life on the edge "

Oh, you wee minx! That is NO way to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh nothing, i fully gutted and rebuilt the house bespoke to my needs the past few years. I cant think of a thing id change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st floor layout could be better. Could have had a bigger master bedroom. En suites need a window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there."

Leave the oven on!

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By *instonandLadyAstor OP   Couple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"My kitchen needs a naked chef!!!

"

I'd volunteer. But I can't cook and I don't have the arse for it.

Lady Astor on the other hand.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and my kitchen radiator isn’t working properly, so it’s rather chilly in there.

Leave the oven on! "

Unorthodox but effective!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And chef, organiser and cleaner.

My house has one of those.

It's me

Oh, well can I take you? "

My son would have something to say about that.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A downstairs loo! I've been trying for 2 years but builders just don't seem to be interested "

You can't get a building company to do a downstairs toilet for you?

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