FabSwingers.com forum: Nora' s Balls Round 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As Nora has just popped off to change her Tena Lady pants after all the excitement from round 1, here is round 2....

Carry on if you please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just queuing up

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sounds a load of bollocks to me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can’t trust anyone with your private problems these days

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Nora's Balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora's Balls

Can't be the only bloke thinking "sounds good to me"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Be gentle......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t trust anyone with your private problems these days

Your secrets are safe with me Nora

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Be gentle......

I’m always gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for another massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just realised this now reads as if Nora is the one with the Balls.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora's Balls

. Gimme all the balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ready for another massage"

Haven't finished the first yet, it's taking extra time

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I've just realised this now reads as if Nora is the one with the Balls.....

People are always saying to me you got some balls. It’s fine haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be gentle......

Not now I won't be....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just realised this now reads as if Nora is the one with the Balls.....

People are always saying to me you got some balls. It’s fine haha "

Phew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ready for another massage

Haven't finished the first yet, it's taking extra time

Mmmmm good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bulk bought some Mint Source shower gel, and will be touting it along the queue to go in at inflated prices…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I bulk bought some Mint Source shower gel, and will be touting it along the queue to go in at inflated prices…"

Ooooh tingly

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Be gentle......

I’m always gentle

I'm imagining your gentle kiss on my smooth balls.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Be gentle......

Not now I won't be...."

Don't bite too hard then.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Be gentle......

I’m always gentle

I'm imagining your gentle kiss on my smooth balls.

Naughty chunks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bulk bought some Mint Source shower gel, and will be touting it along the queue to go in at inflated prices…"

Will you be bringing Penfold along too?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Be gentle......

I’m always gentle

I'm imagining your gentle kiss on my smooth balls.

Naughty chunks

You can call them 'naughty chunks' if you like, just kiss them softly.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t trust anyone with your private problems these days

Your secrets are safe with me Nora

It’s ok. We’re all friends here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Playing with your shower puff thingy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

Haha oh absolutely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Playing with your shower puff thingy "

That's not even mine ffs haha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can’t trust anyone with your private problems these days

Your secrets are safe with me Nora

It’s ok. We’re all friends here

Tis true. I trust each and every one of you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t trust anyone with your private problems these days

Your secrets are safe with me Nora

It’s ok. We’re all friends here

Tis true. I trust each and every one of you

I trust you to finish my session before go off elsewhere

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

Mine is only just big enough for my fat arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Playing with your shower puff thingy

That's not even mine ffs haha

Shut up it so is......

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen"

I’ll go next to you then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha "

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha "

As long it's not from the outside

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying "

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha "

How rude

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha

How rude "

You two use my amenities and my water and I have to go in my room and listen to you two haha ...

Actually, OK then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha

How rude

You two use my amenities and my water and I have to go in my room and listen to you two haha ...

Actually, OK then

The fact I will just walk in your house anyway , won't exactly stop us will it ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha

How rude

You two use my amenities and my water and I have to go in my room and listen to you two haha ...

Actually, OK then

The fact I will just walk in your house anyway , won't exactly stop us will it ha ha "

You don't even bother knocking now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha

How rude

You two use my amenities and my water and I have to go in my room and listen to you two haha ...

Actually, OK then

The fact I will just walk in your house anyway , won't exactly stop us will it ha ha

You don't even bother knocking now

All your housemates like me thats why, they'd let me in anyway ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Guess what I'm doing in the shower later now

Is your shower big enough for you, Nora and Dreamy?

I’m not sure any shower is big enough for all of us

I don't mind being pressed against the screen

I’ll go next to you then

You know I have a circular shaped screen right . It's a tad slippy and slidey haha

Nora on the left, me on the right and you can close the screen ha ha

As long it's not from the outside

Definitely from the outside

Ha ha Nora I'm dying

Where's the middle finger emoji when you need it

...

Cheeky Fuckers haha

How rude

You two use my amenities and my water and I have to go in my room and listen to you two haha ...

Actually, OK then

The fact I will just walk in your house anyway , won't exactly stop us will it ha ha

You don't even bother knocking now

All your housemates like me thats why, they'd let me in anyway ha ha "

Fair point haha ...

Anyway back to ball polishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey? What are we doing to Nora's balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ey? What are we doing to Nora's balls?

Nora and myself were offering a shaved balls moisturising service ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ready for another massage"

How did I know you'd be here

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