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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PMSL

Two women were playing golf, one teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me.' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right I'll be fine in a few minutes.' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked 'How does that feel?'

He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken .....

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

That's all I've got, I'm sorry.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

That's all I've got, I'm sorry. "

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Man pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl. He smiles at her and winds his window down. She smiles back and winds her window down. He says to her, "Have you farted as well?"