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"Deep heat? "  . Wicked woman! | |||
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"Deep heat? . Wicked woman!"I'm in!  | |||
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"I was going with Vicks vaporub.... But Deep Heat! Ooh. Deep Heat on one side, the ice version on the other! You're welcome. Posh "Oooooh interesting | |||
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"If you need to try out a proof of concept first, you know just to see if it works, I’m willing to take one for the team "Ok but no cheese involved | |||
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"Sweety Balls? Sweet like gobstoppers? Posh "As opposed to sweaty balls | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? " Do I just raise my kilt to allow you access, or remove it altogether? | |||
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"If you need to try out a proof of concept first, you know just to see if it works, I’m willing to take one for the team
Ok but no cheese involved "Not even a *little* bit? Pleeeeeeassee | |||
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"Did someone call my Name?  "4 hands are better than 2 | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Do I just raise my kilt to allow you access, or remove it altogether?" We can lay on the floor either side underneath it don't worry | |||
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"Sweety Balls? Sweet like gobstoppers? Posh
As opposed to sweaty balls"I did figure.....
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"Sweety Balls? Sweet like gobstoppers? Posh
As opposed to sweaty balls"I have a flannel ready for those balls | |||
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"Well I moisturize mine so be good someone else doing it "Do you? Perhaps you could give us a demonstration on the best techniques | |||
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"Did someone call my Name?
4 hands are better than 2
2 mouths are better than one..... "We’d have to charge extra for that | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service "Pssstttt Nora/Ladies This one....  | |||
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"I like hairy balls "You can join and do the hairy ones. They need moisture too | |||
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"Do you two discuss anything other than balls "Sometimes cocks too. And boobs. | |||
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"I like hairy balls "Back of the queue you now go.... | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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"Do you two discuss anything other than balls
Sometimes cocks too. And boobs. "You don't want to know what we talk about, it would put you right off your breakfast! | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one.... "This one? He does have balls..... 
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"Do you two discuss anything other than balls "Says you...... filthbag | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Do I just raise my kilt to allow you access, or remove it altogether? We can lay on the floor either side underneath it don't worry "Now that would be……..er, dreamy! | |||
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This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh "I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else | |||
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"Sure it would go down a storm .men would definitely want ur warm hands on their balls x " We could give the choice warm or cold. Some like cold | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
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I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else "That's cos you're a pervert. I'm sweet n innocent
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh "You were part of the let’s corrupt Nora squad! | |||
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"Well I moisturize mine so be good someone else doing it "Nora we will need extra moisturiser for this one..... | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh "I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies | |||
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"Do you two discuss anything other than balls
Says you...... filthbag
Erm who started this thread "Nora | |||
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
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I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies "Be worse in person | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
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You were part of the let’s corrupt Nora squad! "Crotchless knickers!
Dying!
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
You were part of the let’s corrupt Nora squad!
Crotchless knickers!
Dying!
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies
Be worse in person "I will take one for the team… | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
Pssstttt Nora/Ladies
This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies "You are. Glad you noticed.... I was worried we were being too subtle
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"Sure it would go down a storm .men would definitely want ur warm hands on their balls x " My hands are always cold as ice.... but I have a warm heart | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies
Be worse in person
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
Pssstttt Nora/Ladies
This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies
Be worse in person
I will take one for the team…"You’re just too kind | |||
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"Sure it would go down a storm .men would definitely want ur warm hands on their balls x My hands are always cold as ice.... but I have a warm heart "Warm them up on my boobs. Sorted | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Do I just raise my kilt to allow you access, or remove it altogether? We can lay on the floor either side underneath it don't worry
Now that would be……..er, dreamy! "Nora, do you fancy a Road trip? The thighs on this one..... | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Do I just raise my kilt to allow you access, or remove it altogether? We can lay on the floor either side underneath it don't worry
Now that would be……..er, dreamy!
Nora, do you fancy a Road trip?
The thighs on this one..... "Why not | |||
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"Sure it would go down a storm .men would definitely want ur warm hands on their balls x My hands are always cold as ice.... but I have a warm heart "You're not fucking wrong there haha .. | |||
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
Pssstttt Nora/Ladies
This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies
You are. Glad you noticed.... I was worried we were being too subtle
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"We’ll do England. Posh can do the rest. She loves them in another country "She does
I'm in
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"I love using a moisturising cream when I have shaved my balls and trimmed myself. It definitely soothes things down and I have had comments on how silky smooth my cock is! Happy to act as a test subject if you want to trial run your service
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This one....
This one?
He does have balls.....
Posh
I didn’t notice I was too busy looking at something else
That's cos you're a pervert.
I'm sweet n innocent
Posh
I am starting to feel like I am being objectified. Please carry on ladies
Be worse in person
I will take one for the team…
You’re just too kind "Kindness is one of my more redeeming qualities. Along with humilty and modesty. I am the best at those!  | |||
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"Well I moisturize mine so be good someone else doing it
Nora we will need extra moisturiser for this one....."Well best you both attend to them | |||
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"Are you going to test your 'service' by licking them afterwards? "Balance cake on them CG and we will..... | |||
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"Slightly off topic but... Balls are the perfect place to warm cold feet.
Jo.Xx "Arent they just. They’re always toasty warm | |||
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"Are you going to test your 'service' by licking them afterwards?
Balance cake on them CG and we will..... "2 cup cakes coming up. | |||
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"Slightly off topic but... Balls are the perfect place to warm cold feet.
Jo.Xx "Do you spice things up then by sleeping Top n Tail in bed? | |||
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"Are you going to test your 'service' by licking them afterwards? "That’s a point. We’ll need to get edible oil | |||
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"Sure it would go down a storm .men would definitely want ur warm hands on their balls x My hands are always cold as ice.... but I have a warm heart
You're not fucking wrong there haha .."Unique | |||
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"Slightly off topic but... Balls are the perfect place to warm cold feet.
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Do you spice things up then by sleeping Top n Tail in bed?
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc. "I forgot about talc. Is talc still a thing | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc. "Oh Fiddles..... would it not be better to have the freshly shaved balls gently licked and sucked on by a warm, willing mouth?
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
Oh Fiddles..... would it not be better to have the freshly shaved balls gently licked and sucked on by a warm, willing mouth?
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"Can I rent a chair in the Balls Up salon offering a Fabulous Fanny service to compliment?" . Depends what you’re going to moisturise them with | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
Oh Fiddles..... would it not be better to have the freshly shaved balls gently licked and sucked on by a warm, willing mouth?
Posh
Oi oi. Who mentioned mouths?! "I was just suggesting something better.... not offering! Posh | |||
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"Can I rent a chair in the Balls Up salon offering a Fabulous Fanny service to compliment?" Yes please Posh | |||
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"Can I rent a chair in the Balls Up salon offering a Fabulous Fanny service to compliment? . Depends what you’re going to moisturise them with "Freshly squeezed Leprechaun juice | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
Oh Fiddles..... would it not be better to have the freshly shaved balls gently licked and sucked on by a warm, willing mouth?
Posh "Oh yes, apart from having freshly shaved balls gently licked and sucked by a warm, willing mouth, there’s nothing better than …………. | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
I forgot about talc. Is talc still a thing "It is in my pants | |||
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"Can I rent a chair in the Balls Up salon offering a Fabulous Fanny service to compliment? . Depends what you’re going to moisturise them with
Freshly squeezed Leprechaun juice"Oh lord. That's filthy!
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"Deep heat? " You first ..on your clit. | |||
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"Another closed thread" Well join in and have fun instead of whinging | |||
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"The balls of my feet like a good rub so wire in. Unless you mean eyeballs. That's a definite no." I don’t do feet. Dreamy? Do you do feet? | |||
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"Another closed thread" Wondered how long it would take for you to appear
May I ask which name are you today?
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"The balls of my feet like a good rub so wire in. Unless you mean eyeballs. That's a definite no. I don’t do feet. Dreamy? Do you do feet?" Do I look like I do feet? | |||
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"The balls of my feet like a good rub so wire in. Unless you mean eyeballs. That's a definite no. I don’t do feet. Dreamy? Do you do feet? Do I look like I do feet? " | |||
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"[balls Removed by poster and sent to nora and dreamy for moisturising at 25/01/22 09:58:50]" | |||
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"[balls Removed by poster and sent to nora and dreamy for moisturising at 25/01/22 09:58:50] " Perverts | |||
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"[balls Removed by poster and sent to nora and dreamy for moisturising at 25/01/22 09:58:50]
Perverts "Pervettes if you please | |||
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"I think you should invent a ball buffer like the use for bowling balls. " Hahaha yes!!!! | |||
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"[balls Removed by poster and sent to nora and dreamy for moisturising at 25/01/22 09:58:50] "Removed????? Wtf. | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely "I have coconut oil | |||
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"Now please move on to Lacey in the next cubicle for a ball buffing ". Imagine how shiny they'll be! | |||
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"Can I rent a chair in the Balls Up salon offering a Fabulous Fanny service to compliment? . Depends what you’re going to moisturise them with
Freshly squeezed Leprechaun juice"This is a high quality establishment I'll have you know, please refrain from leaking juices on the floors.... | |||
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"Now please move on to Lacey in the next cubicle for a ball buffing
. Imagine how shiny they'll be! "Go easy though Lacey! | |||
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"Now please move on to Lacey in the next cubicle for a ball buffing
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil "That would do for the lovely smell although how does it do for moisturiser | |||
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"Nora, you can moisturise mine any time you like, bring another pervette with you if you like. Maybe you could add another service with aloe vera. Mine get quite red and sore after hair removal!" Ah perhaps we could offer hair removal too. Not sure I could do that. I’d probably rip the whole bollock off. Maybe someone will volunteer for that job | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil "The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.  | |||
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"Now please move on to Lacey in the next cubicle for a ball buffing
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"Now please move on to Lacey in the next cubicle for a ball buffing
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
That would do for the lovely smell although how does it do for moisturiser "Well they won't be stuck to the inside of your thigh, slip n slide all day long... | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy. "But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha | |||
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"Now please move on to Lacey in the next cubicle for a ball buffing
. Imagine how shiny they'll be!
I'm imagining, I'm imagining.
Be able to see your reflection. "Get buffing young lady.  | |||
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"I’m sold on the idea. I shall offer mine for product and service desmonstrations. "Would you prepared to go in our brochure? | |||
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"Nora, you can moisturise mine any time you like, bring another pervette with you if you like. Maybe you could add another service with aloe vera. Mine get quite red and sore after hair removal!" Well thats rude, just leave the rest of us out then | |||
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"I’m sold on the idea. I shall offer mine for product and service desmonstrations.
Would you prepared to go in our brochure?"Famous balls too? Sign me up | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha "Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty. | |||
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"I’m sold on the idea. I shall offer mine for product and service desmonstrations. "Are you avaliable 7 days a week? | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty. "CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up.... | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up...."Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft "What do you think I am? I am a lady CG | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft
What do you think I am?
I am a lady CG "You’re a what? | |||
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"I have edible massage oil in my special drawer "Odd name for your pussy | |||
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"I have edible massage oil in my special drawer
Odd name for your pussy
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"I think you should invent a ball buffer like the use for bowling balls. " At least you're not thinking of the ball cleaners used on golf courses | |||
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"I’m sold on the idea. I shall offer mine for product and service desmonstrations.
Are you avaliable 7 days a week? "
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? " Dunno, I'm up for being part of the market research though | |||
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"I want to oil up some smooth balls with coconut oil now. Ffs why did people make it sound appealing. "I know me too  . I’ve always found it appealing though | |||
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"I want to oil up some smooth balls with coconut oil now. Ffs why did people make it sound appealing. "Join the club ha ha | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft
What do you think I am?
I am a lady CG
You’re a what?"Don't even start on me Nora | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft
What do you think I am?
I am a lady CG "I'm surprised you can spell 'lady'. | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc. "Fiddles do you apply the Talc by hand or do you have one of those fancy powder puffs like my nan had? | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft
What do you think I am?
I am a lady CG
I'm surprised you can spell 'lady'. "Me and you are going to fall out CG | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
Fiddles do you apply the Talc by hand or do you have one of those fancy powder puffs like my nan had? "Hahahaha. Dying | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
Fiddles do you apply the Talc by hand or do you have one of those fancy powder puffs like my nan had? "I don’t need an excuse to get my hands on my balls.
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"I think you should invent a ball buffer like the use for bowling balls. At least you're not thinking of the ball cleaners used on golf courses "I've got the jet wash ready for that | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft
What do you think I am?
I am a lady CG
I'm surprised you can spell 'lady'.
Me and you are going to fall out CG"Nahhhh. You luv me too much. | |||
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"I can see it now... The busty buttery balls brigade "Actually we could do with a name | |||
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"I can see it now... The busty buttery balls brigade
Actually we could do with a name "Take out buttery though, I'm not providing lunch.... ha | |||
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"Go with coco butter, leaves them nice and moisturised and smelling lovely
I have coconut oil
The ironic thing is that coconuts are hairy.
But thats why you don't eat the outside of them CG ha ha
Damn. That explains why they don't taste the same as a bounty.
CG I keep telling you most things taste better when you have a peek inside before you open them up....
Yes, but you still haven't let me see you. Pffffft
What do you think I am?
I am a lady CG
I'm surprised you can spell 'lady'.
Me and you are going to fall out CG
Nahhhh. You luv me too much. "I know I'm Blonde CG but that was below the belt | |||
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"There’s nothing better than dusting freshly shaven balls with imperial leather talc.
Fiddles do you apply the Talc by hand or do you have one of those fancy powder puffs like my nan had?
I don’t need an excuse to get my hands on my balls.
Would you like a go. "Yes please ..... uniform please | |||
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"Deep heat? . Wicked woman!"May I suggest Tiger balm... | |||
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" Me and you are going to fall out CG Nahhhh. You luv me too much.
I know I'm Blonde CG but that was below the belt"Incoming.... | |||
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"The Dreamy Explorers Ball Busters Inc’" Ball busters may put people off though. | |||
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"The Dreamy Explorers Ball Busters Inc’ Ball busters may put people off though. " Alternatively it may draw them in | |||
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" Me and you are going to fall out CG Nahhhh. You luv me too much.
I know I'm Blonde CG but that was below the belt
Incoming...."I'm teasing | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? " Wouldn't that just be the act of tea bagging? Lol | |||
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"Yes please when I shave what should I put on after" A splash of Nora | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Wouldn't that just be the act of tea bagging? Lol" Isn’t teabagging balls in the mouth? I could be wrong. I usually am | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? " Go go anywhere near my balls and il dispense my own moisturiser | |||
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"I think you should invent a ball buffer like the use for bowling balls. At least you're not thinking of the ball cleaners used on golf courses
I've got the jet wash ready for that "Just when I thought it couldn't get worse than the deep heat and tiger balm | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Go go anywhere near my balls and il dispense my own moisturiser " Oooooooh really | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Go go anywhere near my balls and il dispense my own moisturiser " Is it that easy? | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Go go anywhere near my balls and il dispense my own moisturiser " Cheap date I like you | |||
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"D’ya need a wowcher voucher written? Like my Vin Diesel? "We don't have the outlay for Wowcher, will Etsy do? | |||
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"D’ya need a wowcher voucher written? Like my Vin Diesel?
We don't have the outlay for Wowcher, will Etsy do? "A wise business move. | |||
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"Dreamy and I were just discussing how we love nice smooth balls. Then we came up with the idea of a ball moisturising service. Do you think it will take off? Go go anywhere near my balls and il dispense my own moisturiser Is it that easy? "As Sunday morning... | |||
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"Not sure how I’m supposed to concentrate on real work now "Don't bother and I'll send you boobs to your inbox to browse instead | |||
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