FabSwingers.com forum: Rate Your Own Cock

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Come on, be honest boys

4/5 stars: Aesthetically pleasing, exceptionally average girth, only a light dusting of cheese.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-6 on a good day

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

4/5, pretty standard one really. Does the job.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/5 all the tinder reviews are raving about it's exquisite shape and thickness

Yelp is only 4.7 as one of the reviewees caught crabs. All clear now though!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"5/5 all the tinder reviews are raving about it's exquisite shape and thickness

Yelp is only 4.7 as one of the reviewees caught crabs. All clear now though!"

I'd avoid looking at TripAdvisor

LvM

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

4.2/5, the 0.2 is because it smells of sweet Ginger.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"-6 on a good day "

But it has a beautiful silhouette.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-6 on a good day

But it has a beautiful silhouette.

LvM"

What like a knobbly carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

³½

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"4/5, pretty standard one really. Does the job."

Is this what it means to be a professional on Fab?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"-6 on a good day

But it has a beautiful silhouette.

LvM

What like a knobbly carrot?"

Ribbed. For their pleasure

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 and i am happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/5. It gave me babies.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It's been called the Goldilocks cock so it must be in a league of its own

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"³½"

Hell of a scale...

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"6 and i am happy with that

Out of five? Lucky you

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.5. Adequate

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"It's been called the Goldilocks cock so it must be in a league of its own

Not too hot, big, or comfortable?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a 4, then a 5, 6, 7...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mines a definite 10out 10 it's detachable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An average 3 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One out of five on Trustpilot, say no more

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was going with a 4 but the little lad reckons he's a hard 4.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this trustpilot for dick OP? Try me I don’t bite. Might lick a clit and suck a tit though

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

A solid 5/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine….a solid 9.5

I’ll deduct the .5 for the inaccuracy of my scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/5, I'd come again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine is missing in action out of five

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

5. Hot pink, rechargeable, hits my G spot, I don't have to shave.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

3.4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These ratings systems are all over the shop!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"What is this trustpilot for dick OP? Try me I don’t bite. Might lick a clit and suck a tit though "

A whole tit?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

4.5/5 - he's a perfect replica of my favourite penis, but I have to move him myself which sometimes makes my arm ache

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By *95888Man
over a year ago

carlisle

I’d give mine a 2.5/5 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4.2 out of 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God knows what scale to work from, but out of 10 I'd say its an 8? Could be longer I suppose, but it's got plenty of girth. On the plus side, it belongs to me, so I get the pleasure from it!

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

2.5 only because I know it works

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Well it’s caged for a start xxx

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

3 Stars

“Whilst it can be said that DD’s cock is both clean and serviceable, it is a “no frills” option for those on a tight budget, lacking the wow factor of the many offerings in this saturated market. The problem is, that although the offering in and of itself is quite delightful, ultimately it is the setting and view around said member that detracts from its impact and ultimately leaves you wondering whether you should have upgraded”

MaryMahoosiveMinge - Trip Advisor

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

5/5 - never let me down. And it makes my life nice and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to be honest, 8/10 I could do with an extra half inch round

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By *oungSwinger95Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

4/5 - all in all very blessed but nothings perfect right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 stars- thick but just a tad too long for most users enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a perfectly formed toadstool in an enchanted forest

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

It’s filled a few prams 3/5

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I can’t rate it on a numerical scale, although I think my cock has qualities that make it at leader classed as high average.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I'm giving mine 5/5. I like the look, shape, size and hours of fun he's brought me over the years, not to mention giving me two fantastic sons

Love thy cock lads!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’d give it one! Oh actually that doesn’t work on this thread

9/10…is around when needed, is a great alarm clock and is happy getting wet in all different kinds of terrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happier with my penis than I am with my face. I may have issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's my best friend, I refuse to reduce him to a number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright I suppose.

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By *obbiec976Man
over a year ago

Midlands & London

A perfect 10!

Happy with my own disillusionment

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By *wofurrowMan
over a year ago

South Lincs and hotels

5/10 mainly due to 5 1/2” when hard

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I'd say 3.5/4

I think I have a pretty penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 outta 10

The girls love my thick tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average at best

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

I need my eyesight checking. I read it as ...rape your own cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit that really hurt and bleeding a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i take into consideration what I've been told by others. Then i would say 9/10. Apparently I have a very aesthetically pleasing Cock.

But correct me if I'm wrong, PM me so you can be the judge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit that really hurt and bleeding a bit"

Oh…..Rate …. not grate

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Stunningly average that holds a secret if you play with it a little.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Shit that really hurt and bleeding a bit

Oh…..Rate …. not grate"

I'll book you an eye test as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I don’t already have issues over the inability to meet anyone, I need this!

4 on a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 out of 5 maybe. Reliable, sturdy, rises to any challenge and has a very good pressure release valve. Girth is adequate, fairly pleasing on the eye but maybe lacking a little in length. As my school reports used to say "great effort, but could do a little better if I try harder!"

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By *acksparrow99Man
over a year ago

London

5/5 we've been through a lot together

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

2/5 when it’s floppy 5/5 when it’s rock solid. I’m a grower not a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 out of 5 maybe. Reliable, sturdy, rises to any challenge and has a very good pressure release valve. Girth is adequate, fairly pleasing on the eye but maybe lacking a little in length. As my school reports used to say "great effort, but could do a little better if I try harder!"

I'll rate it 5 out of 5 for you without a second thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4/5 good length and girth, never let me down. Touch wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’m a decent 6 out of 10. Good length and nice curve but wish I was thicker

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Sorry read that wrong out of 5 I’ll give it 2/3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here. Out of 5 a 3.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a 10.

It's always hard, perfect length/girth, vibrates when required and doesn't ask for anything in return.

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

3-4 I think am not always confident but maybe someone may help

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Come on, be honest boys

4/5 stars: Aesthetically pleasing, exceptionally average girth, only a light dusting of cheese.

LvM"

If you ever mention your cock and cheese in the same sentence again, you might not get another BJ for a while

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

Give mine a 3 out of 5 at best.

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By *orbino67Man
over a year ago

Rochester

3 too 4 I'm growing not a shower

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

4 out of 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.2 out off 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.5 - I don't like the curve in it and I wish I had a little more girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for a 3.5, an extra inch in girth and length and id be happy

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Definitely 5 out of 5

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

When he's good he's very very good, and when he's bad he's filthy...

But mostly he makes a great prawn wrap, oh I thought you were speaking of husbands.

Mrs Shady

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By *rishchazMan
over a year ago

london

7.5/10

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"When he's good he's very very good, and when he's bad he's filthy...

But mostly he makes a great prawn wrap, oh I thought you were speaking of husbands.

Mrs Shady "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crap walnut whip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3/5.

Not the biggest.

Very handsome.

Falls asleep when d*unk.

Oozes class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointed no one's said they have a perfect one for bellaseas. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab-u-lous!

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm amazed this thread is still going

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told a few times its a nice looking cock. 7" and circumcised, reasonable girth. Not sure how I would rate it myself. 4.5 out of 5?

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By *evon30Man
over a year ago

torquay

3 out of 5 i would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnificent pagan beast like.

My penis is a true wonder of the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disappointed no one's said they have a perfect one for bellaseas. Ffs

I'm waiting for the perfect one too. Obviously noone has one

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By *enfleetMaleMan
over a year ago

Hadleigh

Last chicken in Sainsbury's

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Disappointed no one's said they have a perfect one for bellaseas. Ffs

I'm waiting for the perfect one too. Obviously noone has one

If neither of you find one, I'm sure mind can disappoint you both

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're going for a strong 4/5. It gets top marks for dependability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.1415 out of Pi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

³¾, I'd say it's quite attractive for a sausage ...would have loved it a little bit bigger , just for photographic purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll rate it 5 out of 5 for you without a second thought

Thank you Ms Cherry. You are too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4\5 based on girth, above average length and been told its a good looking cock by all who have seen it.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It was a solid 4/5 until I lost the instruction manual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a solid 4/5 until I lost the instruction manual. "

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

4/5, its an acceptable length and girth with a bulging helmet but always room for improvement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been called the Goldilocks cock so it must be in a league of its own

Lol or able to support life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say 3.5/5 for me. Cuz you know no ones perfect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a definite 10out 10 it's detachable

Lol nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a solid .5 at the moment based on some of the decisions he’s made this past year .. hence why he’s hidden in my friends pics

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

1/5 it’s a curse

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

3/5

Not used very often. Average size ok girth. Can struggle to pull foreskin back.

But I'm happy with it / and that's what matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like mine. Up to others to rate it though I guess

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Meh

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Out of 5, or out of 10? I just don't know...it works, makes me feel good and hasn't made anyone that I know that has seen it run a mile, so higher than 50% on either rating scale and certainly lower than 100.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.5/5 I'd rate it at. Quite big, but thick at the head. Even thicker with a cock ring

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Its there

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Its there

This

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