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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I switched on the men’s tennis yesterday, full of good sporting intention. Within minutes, I could easily have enjoyed it with my eyes closed. The players’ grunts and groans were an extremely pleasant distraction

It reminded me that I appreciate a ‘noisy’ man in bed.

Just that really

Has anything unexpected given you the recent horn?!

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice"

Yours or someone else’s?

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice

Yours or someone else’s? "

Hahaha no not mine. I'd look a bit of a weirdo doing that

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By *antiedsubMan
over a year ago

Brighouse /Bailiff Bridge 0

A woman showing a bit of her slip or petticoats and I'm _rooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman at local bakers when she blows into the carrier bag to get it open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice"

You'd hate mine. There's probably a couple weeks growth under there

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yep. Watching my partner reading a contract.

His brows knitted in concentration, he pushed up the sleeves on his jumper absentmindedly and even put the pen in his mouth.

Pure porn. Unadulterated filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quietly confident hot man walking a well behaved loyal dog by his side.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Stubbley armpits with a few weeks growth.

LvM

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

Can be sitting in the window of my local when a beautiful woman walks past, yup that does it for me . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


" "

Was it you?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I got an errection eating a really nice chocolate cake once, does that count?

I probably shouldn't have admitted that

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Convincing Wonko to run for President

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those tight black trousers usually worn by waiters abroad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being complimented on.

I never really took notice of it until recently.

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By *olly GolightlyWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Yep. Watching my partner reading a contract.

His brows knitted in concentration, he pushed up the sleeves on his jumper absentmindedly and even put the pen in his mouth.

Pure porn. Unadulterated filth."

this

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A woman wearing stockings and dangling one of her heels and getting a fleeting glimpse of her stocking tops and suspenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who offer to do things for me, being gentlemanly

If they sort of make me feel protected , that somehow turns me on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Yep. Watching my partner reading a contract.

His brows knitted in concentration, he pushed up the sleeves on his jumper absentmindedly and even put the pen in his mouth.

Pure porn. Unadulterated filth.

this"

[Pushes up his sleeves to focus on the rest of the comments in the thread]

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Maybe "

I'll be on the look out for unexpected sexy women in April when I visit Embra then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women in willy hats and glasses seem to be catching my eye lately.

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

The clickety clack sound of stiletto heels on the pavement

Female hgv drivers . Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women in willy hats and glasses seem to be catching my eye lately. "

Wolly hats even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women in willy hats and glasses seem to be catching my eye lately.

Wolly hats even "

LOL!!!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I really like watching men drumming in a band such a turn on

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

There is one you should certainly look out for. . . .

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Women in willy hats and glasses seem to be catching my eye lately.

Wolly hats even "

You're getting closer!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Men who let their kids dress them up as princesses, doing their hair & nails.

Showing that caring vulnerable side is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men who let their kids dress them up as princesses, doing their hair & nails.

Showing that caring vulnerable side is hot "

Wasn't a princess but when they was younger mine would dress me up as a robot(big card board boxes) then beat me up with their nerf guns

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

Too modest. . . .

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little"

Yessssss, next photo - reading a book, biting my lip. Are clothes optional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little

Yessssss, next photo - reading a book, biting my lip. Are clothes optional? "

Ok got my cock twitching in anticipation

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Voices and accents. I’ll hear a new one sometimes and it can just sent the mind wandering. Especially if you don’t know what they look like. That and a nice smell like a perfume or something that catches you unawares

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little

Yessssss, next photo - reading a book, biting my lip. Are clothes optional? "

Clothes are forbidden..

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

One of my first girlfriends rode horses and the stables were the scene of my first sexual adventures, so believe it or not that horsey country smell always takes me back. (only in that setting not in a club )

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little

Yessssss, next photo - reading a book, biting my lip. Are clothes optional? "

Why not post one with and one without and see which gets the most fans?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else? Enjoying reading this and agree with a fair few!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little

Yessssss, next photo - reading a book, biting my lip. Are clothes optional?

Why not post one with and one without and see which gets the most fans?"

I have a naked one (minus lip biting). Not sure how sexy it'll be with clothes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else? Enjoying reading this and agree with a fair few!"

Yep, willy hats all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a more unusual one.

I found that vigorous spinning bike sesssions give me a very pleasurable tingling sensation in my shorts.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar to the one above, I love the feeling of getting in to the shower after a long run. Can get me going sometimes!

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Anyone else? Enjoying reading this and agree with a fair few!"

Yes a few 4 sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close your eyes while she gets undressed and climbs into bed. That touch without seeing anything first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman with flushed skin and no make up on after getting out of the shower with the towel around her body and head!!

Oooft

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I was once in a well-known menswear shop buying a shirt. When I came out of the changingroom the woman helping me put her hand on my chest to check if it fitted properly, I was pretty glad to get back into the changingroom. Now whenever I get a new shirt or think about it I feel very aroused.

The thought of it happening again and her coming in to the changingroom feeling my chest then sliding her hand down to grab me.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My running buddy using my full name. Especially when she's cross with me about something.... I don't know why..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really like watching men drumming in a band such a turn on "

Female drummers have this effect on me!

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

The scent of arousal. I have a great sense of smell. Sometimes , in the supermarket, i catch a scent of cum or woman's arousal. So erotic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The scent of arousal. I have a great sense of smell. Sometimes , in the supermarket, i catch a scent of cum or woman's arousal. So erotic. "

Fucking hell, you’re the human equivalent of a bloodhound

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

The unintentional display of female feet and toes while watching porn.

A freshly bathed woman in pyjamas.

Accidental side boobage showing a large nipple.

I'm bloody weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The scent of arousal. I have a great sense of smell. Sometimes , in the supermarket, i catch a scent of cum or woman's arousal. So erotic. "

Not sure I’d like this, can you tell how fresh it is, could be very off putting if like sweat it can vary from fresh perspiration ( ) to stale ( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman playing with her hair. It’s not sexual at all but really does it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The unintentional display of female feet and toes while watching porn.

A freshly bathed woman in pyjamas.

Accidental side boobage showing a large nipple.

I'm bloody weird! "

Not at all! That all sounds pretty normal to me.

‘Watching’ the tennis with your eyes closed, on the other hand ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The way he laughs, so effortlessly and genuine. Especially when that little sexy smile appears x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The way he laughs, so effortlessly and genuine. Especially when that little sexy smile appears x"

Gotcha!

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Those sandals that have ties that wrap around the leg, Roman style I guess you'd call them, seeing a woman wearing them really gets me going, especially if it's worn with a loose dress (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those sandals that have ties that wrap around the leg, Roman style I guess you'd call them, seeing a woman wearing them really gets me going, especially if it's worn with a loose dress (Mr)"

That’s an unusual one, but I do kinda get it. Tan coloured leather on tanned skin looks great, and then there’s the whole summer vibe going on ...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little"

I was nodding my head, agreeing. Until I got to the point of "absentmindedly" biting her lip. It's like pseudo nerd culture all over again.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I really like watching men drumming in a band such a turn on

Female drummers have this effect on me!"

Female bass players for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this issue in the gym, not only appreciate a woman pushing to the max but sometimes my gym shorts need more room

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"The unintentional display of female feet and toes while watching porn.

A freshly bathed woman in pyjamas.

Accidental side boobage showing a large nipple.

I'm bloody weird!

Not at all! That all sounds pretty normal to me.

‘Watching’ the tennis with your eyes closed, on the other hand ...

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Pmsl......I read that! And can perfectly see where you're coming from! Xx

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Mentioned before, but for some reason I find a woman standing with one leg/foot turning slightly inward a real turn-on.

Add in classy hold-ups etc and it’s just too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh another from me - dungarees with one shoulder hanging down

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Oh, and here's another one. A woman playing a cello. I LOVE the way her legs are open.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice

Yours or someone else’s?

Hahaha no not mine. I'd look a bit of a weirdo doing that "

I shave my armpits!

Unconventional perhaps but a weirdo? I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing virus

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Wrists lol

Manly wrists on a well built man.... a beautiful chunky watch on a chunky wrist....

Turns out also turns me on thinking about wrists lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

What about replicating some of the album covers by the Fratellis. You could be all three women on the Costello Music cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like knowing what colour underwear someone had on. Don't have to see it, just like to know what colour they are and my imagination does the rest.

Is that weird..??

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

When somebody you love and who loves you, thinks they have upset you and of course nothing they have done has upset you, your mind has just been elsewhere. The look of concern and trepidation in their eyes when they ask if everything is ok!

That makes me fall in love with them all over again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really like knowing what colour underwear someone had on. Don't have to see it, just like to know what colour they are and my imagination does the rest.

Is that weird..??"

No, definitely not weird.

And mine’s black

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

VPL’s

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

So, would you entertain a guy with a Megaphone then?

Just asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he does his stern face, just makes my knickers fall right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he does his stern face, just makes my knickers fall right off "

With your jokes, I’d imagine that to be often! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women do that little scrunch thing with their nose. It's so darn cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for your thoughts everyone. I’m off to *ahem* watch some tennis

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"What about replicating some of the album covers by the Fratellis. You could be all three women on the Costello Music cover. "

Wrong thread. Doh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really like knowing what colour underwear someone had on. Don't have to see it, just like to know what colour they are and my imagination does the rest.

Is that weird..??

No, definitely not weird.

And mine’s black "

Oh no, supposed to be working now but cannot think of anything else, time for a break I think xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I wouldn't say it turns me on, but I do find a respect and appreciation for those who can play an instrument and if I had 2 people exactly the same but one could and one couldn't, I'd go for the one that could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When he does his stern face, just makes my knickers fall right off

With your jokes, I’d imagine that to be often! x"

He loves my jokes

It’s my cheeky behaviour that gets the stern face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman quietly sat reading, very focused, absent mindedly biting her lip a little

Yessssss, next photo - reading a book, biting my lip. Are clothes optional?

Why not post one with and one without and see which gets the most fans?

I have a naked one (minus lip biting). Not sure how sexy it'll be with clothes? "

This is weird because I had this idea based on your pic with vagina book. But Jack loves the biting lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman wearing nothing but trainers and white socks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man focussed on fixing something with tools next to him. Sleeves rolled up (seems to be popular). An ex fixed my car door for me - crouched on the ground carefully applying stuff to something.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Watching a woman build a Lego set. Cor blimey missus.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Watching a woman build a Lego set. Cor blimey missus. "

I did a Lego friends palace the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man focussed on fixing something with tools next to him. Sleeves rolled up (seems to be popular). An ex fixed my car door for me - crouched on the ground carefully applying stuff to something. "

Stuff to something

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

A voice... Or a guy just sat chilling with a beer watching tv.... Look over at them and instantly get the horn hands and head automatically go toward cock... Mmmm

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

My ex would get turned on whenever I would kill a spider in her room if there was one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex would get turned on whenever I would kill a spider in her room if there was one "

I’d get more aroused with the capturing and releasing outside of them. Anyone can kill one.

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By *tarmix2020Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Probably the arch of a shapely foot as a sexy heel slips off it, while in a non sexual environment, work or elsewhere.

Hard not to gasp or keep looking.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"My ex would get turned on whenever I would kill a spider in her room if there was one

I’d get more aroused with the capturing and releasing outside of them. Anyone can kill one."

True but she was arachnophobic to the point where if she didn't see the spider dead, she wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. She wouldn’t go near a spider herself, even to kill it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man focussed on fixing something with tools next to him. Sleeves rolled up (seems to be popular). An ex fixed my car door for me - crouched on the ground carefully applying stuff to something.

Stuff to something "

Well, who cares really. I just salivate over the forearms!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Watching a woman build a Lego set. Cor blimey missus.

I did a Lego friends palace the other day "

Just when I think I couldn't you more. Xxxx

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Men who let their kids dress them up as princesses, doing their hair & nails.

Showing that caring vulnerable side is hot

Wasn't a princess but when they was younger mine would dress me up as a robot(big card board boxes) then beat me up with their nerf guns"

Robots are sexy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short hair on a woman with an elegant long neck ( no like ET but ye get me, eh?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I switched on the men’s tennis yesterday, full of good sporting intention. Within minutes, I could easily have enjoyed it with my eyes closed. The players’ grunts and groans were an extremely pleasant distraction

It reminded me that I appreciate a ‘noisy’ man in bed.

Just that really

Has anything unexpected given you the recent horn?!"

Lady in store !

I fancy her like ughhhhhhhhhh

Huba huba

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Watching a woman build a Lego set. Cor blimey missus.

I did a Lego friends palace the other day

Just when I think I couldn't you more. Xxxx"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP - if anyone mentions that I turn them on please let me know.

It will be very unexpected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Short hair on a woman with an elegant long neck ( no like ET but ye get me, eh?)"

I only realised this recently but near enough all the women in attracted to have really long necks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I switched on the men’s tennis yesterday, full of good sporting intention. Within minutes, I could easily have enjoyed it with my eyes closed. The players’ grunts and groans were an extremely pleasant distraction

It reminded me that I appreciate a ‘noisy’ man in bed.

Just that really

Has anything unexpected given you the recent horn?!"

A kebab

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over a year ago


"OP - if anyone mentions that I turn them on please let me know.

It will be very unexpected. "

Will do! x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Eyes in a mask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eyes in a mask.

"

Like a fancy dress masquerade type mask? x

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"My ex would get turned on whenever I would kill a spider in her room if there was one

I’d get more aroused with the capturing and releasing outside of them. Anyone can kill one.

True but she was arachnophobic to the point where if she didn't see the spider dead, she wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. She wouldn’t go near a spider herself, even to kill it "

You could have taken it away in a box and given her nightly zoom calls from Mr Spider, so she knew it was nowhere near her room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I switched on the men’s tennis yesterday, full of good sporting intention. Within minutes, I could easily have enjoyed it with my eyes closed. The players’ grunts and groans were an extremely pleasant distraction

It reminded me that I appreciate a ‘noisy’ man in bed.

Just that really

Has anything unexpected given you the recent horn?!

A kebab"

A chicken kebab and I’m anyone’s! It’s the ultimate semi-healthy snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex would get turned on whenever I would kill a spider in her room if there was one

I’d get more aroused with the capturing and releasing outside of them. Anyone can kill one.

True but she was arachnophobic to the point where if she didn't see the spider dead, she wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. She wouldn’t go near a spider herself, even to kill it "

Oh, bless her. I’d be the same with roaches. My ultimate phobia!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex would get turned on whenever I would kill a spider in her room if there was one

I’d get more aroused with the capturing and releasing outside of them. Anyone can kill one.

True but she was arachnophobic to the point where if she didn't see the spider dead, she wouldn’t be able to sleep at night. She wouldn’t go near a spider herself, even to kill it

You could have taken it away in a box and given her nightly zoom calls from Mr Spider, so she knew it was nowhere near her room. "

Spider in a box, him in a straitjacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore seeing a woman with untidy,towel dried wet hair,such a turn on,or am I just strange lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve just had the most disgusting sexual private message on the back of this. What the fuck is wrong with some people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I adore seeing a woman with untidy,towel dried wet hair,such a turn on,or am I just strange lol "

Definitely not strange.

Own it! x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A man with a baby/cat. Equally as cute/hot

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By *tarmix2020Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

A chicken kebab and I’m anyone’s! It’s the ultimate semi-healthy snack "

Totally agree -

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By *uiteniceguyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice"

Yes me armpits too .not necessarily shaven though. But love to see my wife's arms above her head so I can see her armpits. It all started for me with the original video for 99 red balloons back in 80s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A man with a baby/cat. Equally as cute/hot "

Ooh, dunno how old you are, but do you remember the Athena poster of the topless man holding the baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got an errection eating a really nice chocolate cake once, does that count?

I probably shouldn't have admitted that "

You're amongst friends. Lots of us are weird here. Don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice

Yes me armpits too .not necessarily shaven though. But love to see my wife's arms above her head so I can see her armpits. It all started for me with the original video for 99 red balloons back in 80s"

It’s funny how these preferences sometimes originate!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"A man with a baby/cat. Equally as cute/hot

Ooh, dunno how old you are, but do you remember the Athena poster of the topless man holding the baby?"

I can confirm, I'm that many years old.

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"Watching a woman build a Lego set. Cor blimey missus. "

I’m building the Home Alone set at the moment

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own I guess,nowt wrong with a bit of something different if everyone involved agrees lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty talk for me

Hair in plug hole

Food in sink after washing up

Ironing

Bin if full

Omg I must stop before......

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"I adore seeing a woman with untidy,towel dried wet hair,such a turn on,or am I just strange lol "

Definitely not strange! The husband loves watching me walk in to the be_room from the shower!

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else? Enjoying reading this and agree with a fair few!"

Yes. Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dirty talk for me

Hair in plug hole

Food in sink after washing up

Ironing

Bin if full

Omg I must stop before......"

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice"

Hairy ones do it for me too

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice

You'd hate mine. There's probably a couple weeks growth under there "

Must admit I prefer hairy ones lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty talk for me

Hair in plug hole

Food in sink after washing up

Ironing

Bin if full

Omg I must stop before......

"

Hair in hoover and needs cutting out. That's it I'm done got to clean this up now fook me im done again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dirty talk for me

Hair in plug hole

Food in sink after washing up

Ironing

Bin if full

Omg I must stop before......

Hair in hoover and needs cutting out. That's it I'm done got to clean this up now fook me im done again "

You can cut my hair out the Hoover anytime It’s long and blonde and I shed it like a yeti!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's calves! Seeing them exposed on a night out when wearing a set of heels which help show the definition

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Men who can do DIY successfully. Can’t beat looking at a shelf that’s straight and thinking “my fella did that” *insert warm glow feeling*

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Necks

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty talk for me

Hair in plug hole

Food in sink after washing up

Ironing

Bin if full

Omg I must stop before......

Hair in hoover and needs cutting out. That's it I'm done got to clean this up now fook me im done again

You can cut my hair out the Hoover anytime It’s long and blonde and I shed it like a yeti!"

Or thats it you have pushed me over the edge now I've got rubber gloves out to clean this place up

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"I really like watching men drumming in a band such a turn on

Female drummers have this effect on me!"

Females drumming on my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women guitarist's.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I switched on the men’s tennis yesterday, full of good sporting intention. Within minutes, I could easily have enjoyed it with my eyes closed. The players’ grunts and groans were an extremely pleasant distraction

It reminded me that I appreciate a ‘noisy’ man in bed.

Just that really

Has anything unexpected given you the recent horn?!"

Your Tennis description, got my cock throbbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooh, ok

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ooh, ok "

If only I was in Edinburgh tonight and visited every week……….oh hang on a minute

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"A man focussed on fixing something with tools next to him. Sleeves rolled up (seems to be popular). An ex fixed my car door for me - crouched on the ground carefully applying stuff to something.

Stuff to something

Well, who cares really. I just salivate over the forearms! "

Off to the gym for an arm session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man focussed on fixing something with tools next to him. Sleeves rolled up (seems to be popular). An ex fixed my car door for me - crouched on the ground carefully applying stuff to something.

Stuff to something

Well, who cares really. I just salivate over the forearms!

Off to the gym for an arm session. "

Get pumping!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm. "

It's amazing you have time to Fab

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab "

Is 100 too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean shaven armpit. Dunno if that's odd enough. Just feels nice

You'd hate mine. There's probably a couple weeks growth under there "

Hairy armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab

Is 100 too much?"

Do I honestly seem as if I know?

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Strong coffee and very occasionally, the endorphins after a good run...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab

Is 100 too much?

Do I honestly seem as if I know? "

It depends how much of work out I want. Sometimes I only do 20 or 30 reps.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Eyes in a mask.

Like a fancy dress masquerade type mask? x"

No, like ladies in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab

Is 100 too much?

Do I honestly seem as if I know?

It depends how much of work out I want. Sometimes I only do 20 or 30 reps. "

That's 20 or 30 more than me and any other bugger who doesn't go to the gym

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab

Is 100 too much?

Do I honestly seem as if I know?

It depends how much of work out I want. Sometimes I only do 20 or 30 reps.

That's 20 or 30 more than me and any other bugger who doesn't go to the gym "

It's all in the wrist action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant machinery

… ok I know it’s something to do with the hi-viz wearers that are likely to be around them but still - I only have to see one and I think

Mrs x

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ankles,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab

Is 100 too much?

Do I honestly seem as if I know?

It depends how much of work out I want. Sometimes I only do 20 or 30 reps.

That's 20 or 30 more than me and any other bugger who doesn't go to the gym

It's all in the wrist action. "

I think I'd just toss it off

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Yep. Watching my partner reading a contract.

His brows knitted in concentration, he pushed up the sleeves on his jumper absentmindedly and even put the pen in his mouth.

Pure porn. Unadulterated filth."

Sounds perfect

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Plant machinery

… ok I know it’s something to do with the hi-viz wearers that are likely to be around them but still - I only have to see one and I think

Mrs x"

Is it time to dust off my old hi vis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men reversing cars. Preferably in a shirt with sleeves rolled up over forearms.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket


"Men reversing cars. Preferably in a shirt with sleeves rolled up over forearms. "

Hahaha, great answer

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"First 100 reps done. Now for the other arm.

It's amazing you have time to Fab

Is 100 too much?

Do I honestly seem as if I know?

It depends how much of work out I want. Sometimes I only do 20 or 30 reps.

That's 20 or 30 more than me and any other bugger who doesn't go to the gym

It's all in the wrist action.

I think I'd just toss it off"

Funny you should say that.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Plant machinery

… ok I know it’s something to do with the hi-viz wearers that are likely to be around them but still - I only have to see one and I think

Mrs x"

I’m currently looking through the Autotrader for a low mileage JCB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that message to say they've read my profile and they think we're a good match. Dripping wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably sounds really bad, but an old lady collapsed at a bus stop, this guy on the other side of the road dodged the traffic and did this leap thing over the railings and lept between cars again to tend to her. My god...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably sounds really bad, but an old lady collapsed at a bus stop, this guy on the other side of the road dodged the traffic and did this leap thing over the railings and lept between cars again to tend to her. My god... "

Stop!!! Oh yes, this would have me fantasising for a while

Maybe he was even a doctor in real life ...

*disappears into world of own*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably sounds really bad, but an old lady collapsed at a bus stop, this guy on the other side of the road dodged the traffic and did this leap thing over the railings and lept between cars again to tend to her. My god... "

Oh my god that’s like doctor fetish and taking charge fetish all rolled into one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys that message to say they've read my profile and they think we're a good match. Dripping wet. "

Really though?

I need to shake off my perpetual state of message apathy.

Though you do get the occasional gem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably sounds really bad, but an old lady collapsed at a bus stop, this guy on the other side of the road dodged the traffic and did this leap thing over the railings and lept between cars again to tend to her. My god...

Oh my god that’s like doctor fetish and taking charge fetish all rolled into one "

100%!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys that message to say they've read my profile and they think we're a good match. Dripping wet.

Really though?

I need to shake off my perpetual state of message apathy.

Though you do get the occasional gem."

Well, the tears the roll down my face make me wet. They're genuine as well that they've read it when we put in 3 times were not meeting guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys that message to say they've read my profile and they think we're a good match. Dripping wet.

Really though?

I need to shake off my perpetual state of message apathy.

Though you do get the occasional gem.

Well, the tears the roll down my face make me wet. They're genuine as well that they've read it when we put in 3 times were not meeting guys "

Oops, sorry, I thought you were serious!

Idiot!

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"Plant machinery

… ok I know it’s something to do with the hi-viz wearers that are likely to be around them but still - I only have to see one and I think

Mrs x"

I drive a front loader, and covered in hi-vis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good unexpected things everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady’s jugs and ass

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