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By *cottish30 OP   Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Anyone know of any massage parlours in Newcastle offering Happy ending?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No, but I had a 6 year relationship with a wee lass from Aberdeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minicab drivers could probably hook you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above, taxi drivers will know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As above, taxi drivers will know. "

There's a "secret saying" though. You need to say, word for word.

"Can you take me for a handy in phoenix street"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know of any massage parlours in Newcastle offering Happy ending?"

With the football teams relationship with Saudi Arabia i would beware of anyone offering head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showing my age now, but there used to be a website called Punternet which listed these services in different areas with customer reviews

I can't be bothered to try it in Google now but was often a fun read when I was a lad.

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I'm sure there used to be on at the top of Pink Lane but I'm not sure if it still is.

Other than that, not heard of anything like that at all

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"As above, taxi drivers will know.

There's a "secret saying" though. You need to say, word for word.

"Can you take me for a handy in phoenix street""

Unless he takes that literally.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The original castle was built in 1177, so it's hardy new is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet Granny Murray from 'Me too' would help.

Apologies to anyone unfamiliar with pre 2010 children's TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just buy a season ticket for Newcastle United. Give them money, 90 minutes if agonising pain and the always fuck you in the end.

It’s basically the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet Granny Murray from 'Me too' would help.

Apologies to anyone unfamiliar with pre 2010 children's TV."

Was that the weird programme where half of it was filmed in Newcastle but had random landmarks from other cities in it?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's Alimark when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet Granny Murray from 'Me too' would help.

Apologies to anyone unfamiliar with pre 2010 children's TV.

Was that the weird programme where half of it was filmed in Newcastle but had random landmarks from other cities in it?"

Yes.. they had some weird characters if i recall.. I may be wrong but think the blind market stall seller was Chris mcausland the comedian.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Anyone know of any massage parlours in Newcastle offering Happy ending?"

Does vivastreet not cover Newcastle?

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By *..NemoMan
over a year ago

Durham

Try sauna 52. Always a happy ending there

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By *inkn12Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Try Acupuncture & Massage Chinese Medical Centre in Newcastle. Ask for Dee, the best massages by far! Extras if you fancy them. Thank me later

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