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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but felt i wanted to post something, so here is the thread that i wanted to post.

It has no purpose except for just to be filled with jibberish.

Enjoy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Hyper drives are capable of fairly short hyper jumps of around 250 ly or so. They are somewhat unreliable and use a lot of energy, typically from a nuclear reactor or huge reserves of liquid fuel. Hyper drives skim the vessel through a kind of gap between the warp and real space-time. Accidents are rare but they can result in median time paradox situations....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks like no1 else does either

so seeing as i'm feeling benevolent, i'll start ur random thread off with

newsreaders or weather girls ?

is serious and sultry more sexy than happy and smiley ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

feel so much better for reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"newsreaders or weather girls ?

is serious and sultry more sexy than happy and smiley ?"

like the local itv weatherMAN.. and i prefer happy and smiling men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollocks!"

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks!

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face "

Do they do that ??? Never noticed!! Lol

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollocks!

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face

Do they do that ??? Never noticed!! Lol "

id spend hours just playing with tezzies if i owned a set.. my own stress balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks!

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face

Do they do that ??? Never noticed!! Lol "

You a virgin as well Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks!

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face

Do they do that ??? Never noticed!! Lol

id spend hours just playing with tezzies

if i owned a set.. my own stress balls :-

D"

I'll tell you what I'll have your cans for a day and you can have my under carriage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is time travel "

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollocks!

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face

Do they do that ??? Never noticed!! Lol

You a virgin as well Dave "

When he talks of 'kids' i do now imagine baby goats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is time travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll tell you what I'll have your cans for a day and you can have my under carriage ? "

if this could actually be done id be well up for it.. my tits are soooooo heavy. last weigh in they were over a stone between them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollocks!

nom nom.. i wanna lick n suck gently on some! whack em out Dave. prefer them squidgey that turn rock hard before the explosion of cum all over my face

Do they do that ??? Never noticed!! Lol

You a virgin as well Dave "

I told you before I'm as pure as the driven snow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows go blue, sky is moo, the clock strikes two but one got away, ten past green turn right at the end of the giraffe and dance till the moon sings at the top of her lampshade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally a non offensive sensible thread !!!

Thanks op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/10/12 17:08:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally a non offensive sensible thread !!!

Thanks op "

i aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally a non offensive sensible thread !!!

Thanks op

i aim to please "

She's a repeater as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally a non offensive sensible thread !!!

Thanks op "

Give it time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"she's a repeater as well "

stupid fat fingers got excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If giraffes could, pound for pound, jump as high as grasshoppers they could avoid an awful lot of trouble.

Nobody does nonsense like Peter Cooke did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i prefer to remain an enigma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i read the title i thought you were on about posting something at the post office.Stool samples came to mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I asked for a pony on my status line but no one offered to get me one.

I'm asking for a holiday now

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I asked for a pony on my status line but no one offered to get me one.

I'm asking for a holiday now "

I think sugurdaddy is still offering lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I asked for a pony on my status line but no one offered to get me one.

I'm asking for a holiday now

I think sugurdaddy is still offering lol "

I forgot about that. Do you think I could ask him for a pony instead?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What is time travel

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine."

Very clever... I noticed even if this lot didn't

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What is time travel

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine."

Very clever... I noticed even if this lot didn't

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"but felt i wanted to post something, so here is the thread that i wanted to post.

It has no purpose except for just to be filled with jibberish.

Enjoy "

That would be a first - you running out of ideas what to post.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What is time travel

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine.

Very clever... I noticed even if this lot didn't "

Didn't you (under Funky guise) do the same thing just last week?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but felt i wanted to post something, so here is the thread that i wanted to post.

It has no purpose except for just to be filled with jibberish.

Enjoy

That would be a first - you running out of ideas what to post."

my minds just dried up at the moment.. needs some creativity lube lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"I asked for a pony on my status line but no one offered to get me one.

I'm asking for a holiday now

I think sugurdaddy is still offering lol

I forgot about that. Do you think I could ask him for a pony instead?"

As long as you offer to ride it daily for him I'm sure he'll more than glad too lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I'll tell you what I'll have your cans for a day and you can have my under carriage ?

if this could actually be done id be well up for it.. my tits are soooooo heavy. last weigh in they were over a stone between them"

So do they get weighed often?

Wheeeeeeeeyyyyy!

(It's an old joke, but I thought I'd take it down from the shelf, dust it off and give it an airing!)

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"What is time travel

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine.

Very clever... I noticed even if this lot didn't "

I noticed but was busy trying to work out how he did it - then twigged! So simple!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"i prefer to remain an enigma"

I mis-read that as "I prefer to remain an ENGINE"!!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Balls, that's 3 post in a row!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i prefer to remain an enigma

I mis-read that as "I prefer to remain an ENGINE"!!!

"

lol choo choo

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Balls, that's 3 post in a row!

"

Four now!!

Wait, this makes five!

Must. Stop. Posting. On. Forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Balls, that's 3 post in a row!

Four now!!

Wait, this makes five!

Must. Stop. Posting. On. Forum.

"

get your ass off my thread lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Balls, that's 3 post in a row!

Four now!!

Wait, this makes five!

Must. Stop. Posting. On. Forum.

get your ass off my thread lol "

Yes miss... OH BALLS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you called teletubbie because tinky winky was taken??

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Are you called teletubbie because tinky winky was taken?? "

No, 'cos I'm a bit LaLa! Occasionally Dipsy, but not often in the Po...

(Certainly not because of my Tinky Winky!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen my car keys?

I'm sure I left them by my bed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Has anyone seen my car keys?

I'm sure I left them by my bed? "

Have you checked your pockets?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Why post then?

Dont want to sound rude/nasty etc, but if you dont want to or know what to post, then dont!

And nope, I havent read the other posts. Just dont get why you wanted to post. But maybe thats just me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why post then?

Dont want to sound rude/nasty etc, but if you dont want to or know what to post, then dont!

And nope, I havent read the other posts. Just dont get why you wanted to post. But maybe thats just me."
simply because i could/can post pointless crap..

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Why post then?

Dont want to sound rude/nasty etc, but if you dont want to or know what to post, then dont!

And nope, I havent read the other posts. Just dont get why you wanted to post. But maybe thats just me."

Because the word "jibberish" is her 'word of the week' that's why

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"What is time travel

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine.

Very clever... I noticed even if this lot didn't

Didn't you (under Funky guise) do the same thing just last week?"

No, if Funky did it last week then I don't do it until next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is time travel

Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space. Time travel could hypothetically involve moving backward in time to a moment earlier than the starting point, or forward to the future of that point without the need for the traveler to experience the intervening period (at least not at the normal rate). Any technological device – whether fictional or hypothetical – that would be used to achieve time travel is commonly known as a time machine.

Very clever... I noticed even if this lot didn't

Didn't you (under Funky guise) do the same thing just last week?

No, if Funky did it last week then I don't do it until next week. "

Wouldn't it be better if you went back and did it two weeks ago - thereby making you the original thinker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen my car keys?

I'm sure I left them by my bed?

Have you checked your pockets?"

Yep!

Lost my mobile now too!

"Where's me keys, where's me phone?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Has anyone seen my car keys?

I'm sure I left them by my bed?

Have you checked your pockets?

Yep!

Lost my mobile now too!

"Where's me keys, where's me phone?" "

Now that bloody song is in my head! You need to get a keyless car - it makes it so much easier just to leave the thingy in your handbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen my car keys?

I'm sure I left them by my bed?

Have you checked your pockets?

Yep!

Lost my mobile now too!

"Where's me keys, where's me phone?"

Now that bloody song is in my head! You need to get a keyless car - it makes it so much easier just to leave the thingy in your handbag. "

Which of my handbags should I use though?

Oh that's right - I don't have any - I'm a bloke with bulging pockets!!!

God you women have it easy! Meh!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Has anyone seen my car keys?

I'm sure I left them by my bed?

Have you checked your pockets?

Yep!

Lost my mobile now too!

"Where's me keys, where's me phone?"

Now that bloody song is in my head! You need to get a keyless car - it makes it so much easier just to leave the thingy in your handbag.

Which of my handbags should I use though?

Oh that's right - I don't have any - I'm a bloke with bulging pockets!!!

God you women have it easy! Meh!! "

The bulge in your pockets is just keys and phone? How disappointing.

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