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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be tempted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could be tempted"

Awesome!

This is a good start!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Sure why not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sure why not "

Woo hoo! That's 4 of us so far. I'm really not sure how this is meant to work though.

I should have done more research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks, snacks and a hot tub?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will there be wine? "

Sure.... seems like a plan!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Drinks, snacks and a hot tub? "

I'm liking the sound of this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be wine?

Sure.... seems like a plan!"

Ok I’m in .

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will there be wine?

Sure.... seems like a plan!

Ok I’m in . "

Woo hoo!

Now I'm wondering how many in a group.

This feels like a posse so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my bean flicked somewhere other than in a jacuzzi with excessive chlorine this time, as my bean is red raw after visiting chams on Friday

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Piscean_dream may need a few more hands.

I've got a couple spare.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

What in the misery is going on in the forums this evening ...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I have my bean flicked somewhere other than in a jacuzzi with excessive chlorine this time, as my bean is red raw after visiting chams on Friday "

Awwwww noooo. That's never a good thing!

Maybe we can pop some comfy sofas around the hot tub? With glass holders so the drinks don't spill.

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I'm identifying as a woman for this.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Piscean_dream may need a few more hands.

I've got a couple spare. "

He's going to have to be in charge of male sign up

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What in the misery is going on in the forums this evening ... "

I'm not sure..... I think I'm over caffeinated from earlier and possibly over tired.

We already know I'm easily led down the scary rabbit holes.

Blame MissYeuxBleus

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm identifying as a woman for this."

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing!"

It totally is! We have wine apparently

(I actually totally agree with you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What in the misery is going on in the forums this evening ... "

Offers bean for you to wank

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing!

It totally is! We have wine apparently

(I actually totally agree with you)"

I can believe there would be an all female wine group. Or a cake one...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing!

It totally is! We have wine apparently

(I actually totally agree with you)

I can believe there would be an all female wine group. Or a cake one..."

Oh god. Not cake again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have my bean lapped gently please.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Can I have my bean lapped gently please. "

Sorry, my tongue won't reach.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I have my bean lapped gently please. "

As long as cake isn't involved you can have anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have my bean lapped gently please.

Sorry, my tongue won't reach. "

That’s ok. I’m not allowing syphilis anywhere near her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone just massage my boobs please?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Can I have my bean lapped gently please.

Sorry, my tongue won't reach.

That’s ok. I’m not allowing syphilis anywhere near her "

(Idea for Dragons Den) Tongue condoms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have my bean lapped gently please.

Sorry, my tongue won't reach.

That’s ok. I’m not allowing syphilis anywhere near her

(Idea for Dragons Den) Tongue condoms..."

Even with a condom it’s a no…. Got to admire your honesty though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. "

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

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By *teveknawMan
over a year ago

Scotland

I'm rubbish at back massages but I'm sure I could nail a good boob massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one "

I just squirted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

I just squirted"

That was wee

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one "

yeah ok..

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By *teveknawMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Not in the tub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

I just squirted

That was wee "

That happens when I laugh too much sometimes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

yeah ok.."

I'm going to stamp my feet and have a tantrum in a minute.

I AM SWEET N INNOCENT.

Like an angel

FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell a friend to tell a friend.

I now identify as a sex toy (Squeeze me)

Warning choking hazard

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

I just squirted

That was wee

That happens when I laugh too much sometimes "

Don't worry..... we will keep telling them it's squirty lady goo. They like that shiz.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm rubbish at back massages but I'm sure I could nail a good boob massage"

This is a lady group..... ladies do the massaging!

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By *teveknawMan
over a year ago

Scotland

That is a fair point! I'll just take notes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tell a friend to tell a friend.

I now identify as a sex toy (Squeeze me)

Warning choking hazard

"

I don't know a lot about these female only wank groups.... but I'm pretty sure there's no choking hazard issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

I just squirted

That was wee

That happens when I laugh too much sometimes

Don't worry..... we will keep telling them it's squirty lady goo. They like that shiz."

Good plan. I’m sure lots will jump in to defend my right to call my piss problem ‘squirting’

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in.

They made me do it.....

I'm the sweet n innocent one

I just squirted

That was wee

That happens when I laugh too much sometimes

Don't worry..... we will keep telling them it's squirty lady goo. They like that shiz.

Good plan. I’m sure lots will jump in to defend my right to call my piss problem ‘squirting’ "

That's because they're sweet like that. And defence is their superpower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please "

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... "

Ooh. Like a sl*ve?

I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves...

Ooh. Like a sl*ve?

I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?"

I don’t mind if he hasn’t….

I’ll hide it in me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves...

Ooh. Like a sl*ve?

I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?

I don’t mind if he hasn’t….

I’ll hide it in me "

You're such a giver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves...

Ooh. Like a sl*ve?

I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?

I don’t mind if he hasn’t….

I’ll hide it in me

You're such a giver "

To be fair, I’m more of a receiver

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

(Please note... I'm not actually starting a female wank group.... I'd struggle to organise more than two people for a piss up in a pub)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves...

Ooh. Like a sl*ve?

I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?

I don’t mind if he hasn’t….

I’ll hide it in me

You're such a giver

To be fair, I’m more of a receiver "

I did think that once I'd posted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves...

Ooh. Like a sl*ve?

I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?

I don’t mind if he hasn’t….

I’ll hide it in me

You're such a giver

To be fair, I’m more of a receiver

I did think that once I'd posted.... "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Rachael lovely.... be a dear and keep an eye on things would you please?

I need sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rachael lovely.... be a dear and keep an eye on things would you please?

I need sleep."

I’ve just turned my light off too.

Abandon thread!!!!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Piscean_dream may need a few more hands.

I've got a couple spare.

He's going to have to be in charge of male sign up "

You aren't wrong posh, I can use my tongue so I'm good for pleasing 3 women at a time

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris."

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…*

“Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?”

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Piscean_dream may need a few more hands.

I've got a couple spare.

He's going to have to be in charge of male sign up

You aren't wrong posh, I can use my tongue so I'm good for pleasing 3 women at a time "

I knew you'd step up PD

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really. "

Girly goo?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that "

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You could have wand races

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please "

Kitty’s asleep but I’m sure she’ll be in (the boy)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really. "

Sl*ves are in loincloths.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day "

You're finally here!

Any idea how we do this?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…*

“Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?”

"

Ah ha! Another lady for the group!

Wow. That's a hell of a clit you have there.....

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Space for another member?

I'm good with helping others with boobie squeezes and bean flicking too....

MJ x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)"

I’m out

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really.

Sl*ves are in loincloths..... "

I'm prepared to wear a loincloth

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You could have wand races "

You've just reminded me of the devastation of the fact I don't have one any more

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am apparently starting a female wank group.

MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness.

Ladies.... who's in?

(Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread)

P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please

Kitty’s asleep but I’m sure she’ll be in (the boy) "

Yes!! Kitty is absolutely in!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Space for another member?

I'm good with helping others with boobie squeezes and bean flicking too....

MJ x"

Of course MJ..... wouldn't be a group without you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"You could have wand races

You've just reminded me of the devastation of the fact I don't have one any more "

Just borrow someone else's..give it a bit of a wipe and you're good to go

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)

I’m out "

Was it the purple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…*

“Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?”

Ah ha! Another lady for the group!

Wow. That's a hell of a clit you have there..... "

13 mm of pure pleasure

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I got some good quality H2O.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Morning ladies, room for another? x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…*

“Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?”

Ah ha! Another lady for the group!

Wow. That's a hell of a clit you have there.....

13 mm of pure pleasure "

Looks like it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I got some good quality H2O. "

Peckham Springs?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)

I’m out

Was it the purple?"

Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning ladies, room for another? x"

Always!

I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)"

this could cause a bit of a BARNEY

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"

Of course MJ..... wouldn't be a group without you "

Yay! Need me to bring anything?

Have some purple paint if that's needed?

MJ x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)

I’m out

Was it the purple?

Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess?"

I'm quite the genius you know. You can do an orange/puce mashup I'd you prefer?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ladies, room for another? x

Always!

I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected."

Going better than the geezers wank group over there.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)this could cause a bit of a BARNEY "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Of course MJ..... wouldn't be a group without you

Yay! Need me to bring anything?

Have some purple paint if that's needed?

MJ x"

Oooooh yes please!

And just don't bring cake. I'm so sick of hearing about cake.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)

I’m out

Was it the purple?

Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess?

I'm quite the genius you know. You can do an orange/puce mashup I'd you prefer? "

Ok I’m back in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In!!"

Finally! She's here!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning ladies, room for another? x

Always!

I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected.

Going better than the geezers wank group over there. "

That's because they have a bunch of men with their willies out. It's unnerving....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm identifying as a woman for this.

You have to have no balls and a clitoris.

When it’s cold i come pretty close to that

You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair.

And paint yourself purple.

(No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)

I’m out

Was it the purple?

Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess?

I'm quite the genius you know. You can do an orange/puce mashup I'd you prefer?

Ok I’m back in "

I knew I'd find the right colour

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"

Oooooh yes please!

And just don't bring cake. I'm so sick of hearing about cake."

No fear of that, can't stand cake!!

MJ x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In!!

Finally! She's here!"

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Need to concentrate on the treadmill now but I’ll be thinking of you all while I’m on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ladies, room for another? x

Always!

I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected.

Going better than the geezers wank group over there.

That's because they have a bunch of men with their willies out. It's unnerving...."

Very true.

Wanna sit on m………..I mean…..wanna flick my bean?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day

You're finally here!

Any idea how we do this?"

Absolutely no idea!! I’m keeping an eye on the male group wank thread to see if the OP replies to anyone, I’m guessing we all gather at a location, sit in a circle and wank furiously together? Maybe we wank each other? Maybe we get people to wank us while we chat about cake? I’ve no idea but we will make it work!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Oooooh yes please!

And just don't bring cake. I'm so sick of hearing about cake.

No fear of that, can't stand cake!!

MJ x "

Woo hoo! Can we have spiced rum instead? I mean.... that's a good alternative, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In!!

Finally! She's here!

"

I was gonna tell you last night but I didnt want to wake you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Need to concentrate on the treadmill now but I’ll be thinking of you all while I’m on it "

That seems dangerous. Be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Morning ladies, room for another? x

Always!

I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected.

Going better than the geezers wank group over there.

That's because they have a bunch of men with their willies out. It's unnerving....

Very true.

Wanna sit on m………..I mean…..wanna flick my bean?

"

Is that what is meant to happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like I need to be a fly on the wall

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day

You're finally here!

Any idea how we do this?

Absolutely no idea!! I’m keeping an eye on the male group wank thread to see if the OP replies to anyone, I’m guessing we all gather at a location, sit in a circle and wank furiously together? Maybe we wank each other? Maybe we get people to wank us while we chat about cake? I’ve no idea but we will make it work! "

We will! We have a hot tub, sofas and I think there's wine and rum somewhere....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though x"

Me neither.... I'm just here for the booze. But you can stand and be pretty. Or lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'll give it a bash

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds like I need to be a fly on the wall "

No flies here Mr!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash "

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home


"

Woo hoo! Can we have spiced rum instead? I mean.... that's a good alternative, right?"

Sure I'll pick some up this morning, any preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls "

Dublin is lovely this time of year.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls "

Have car.... will travel

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Woo hoo! Can we have spiced rum instead? I mean.... that's a good alternative, right?

Sure I'll pick some up this morning, any preference?

"

Pull the Pin. Is my favourite

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls

Dublin is lovely this time of year. "

It does seem central.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing...."

I need tips I think

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think "

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ok so while i'm not female...

I do have cake i'm happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God i wish I was a woman

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok so while i'm not female...

I do have cake i'm happy to share "

You didn't read the thread didya.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"God i wish I was a woman "

We are quite gld you aren't

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"God i wish I was a woman

We are quite gld you aren't "

*glad.

Dammit

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do."

I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips...

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

What can i bring for everyone? X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do.

I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips..."

Oooh. Gonna just nip to the library

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Ok so while i'm not female...

I do have cake i'm happy to share

You didn't read the thread didya....."

Yes I did. Oh wait, you're sick of hearing about cake? Oops

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What can i bring for everyone? X"

Your fine self, and more spiced rum please.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok so while i'm not female...

I do have cake i'm happy to share

You didn't read the thread didya.....

Yes I did. Oh wait, you're sick of hearing about cake? Oops "

You're trying to steal my group away, aren't you

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London


"What can i bring for everyone? X

Your fine self, and more spiced rum please."

Popping to the shop now x

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do.

I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips...

Oooh. Gonna just nip to the library"

I just grabbed the last copy they have. There been a bit of a run on them in the last day or two....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What can i bring for everyone? X

Your fine self, and more spiced rum please.

Popping to the shop now x"

Oooh. Could I also have a Chomp? Please?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do.

I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips...

Oooh. Gonna just nip to the library

I just grabbed the last copy they have. There been a bit of a run on them in the last day or two...."

Just my luck. Dammit

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though x"
we could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do."

I say get naked and go for it . Toys, toys would be fun to bring

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint."

Oooh painting too! Good call.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then, I'll give it a bash

Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing....

I need tips I think

We need supervision and instruction I reckon.

Nora will know what to do.

I say get naked and go for it . Toys, toys would be fun to bring "

I knew you would know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint.

Oooh painting too! Good call."

Oh absolutely, how do you want me to pose? Legs up, vulva spread although? I'm not sure how long it'll be until my legs start shaking uncontrollably

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint.

Oooh painting too! Good call.

Oh absolutely, how do you want me to pose? Legs up, vulva spread although? I'm not sure how long it'll be until my legs start shaking uncontrollably"

id be happy whatever position you where in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint.

Oooh painting too! Good call.

Oh absolutely, how do you want me to pose? Legs up, vulva spread although? I'm not sure how long it'll be until my legs start shaking uncontrollablyid be happy whatever position you where in "

I've actually just had a search of nude model classes near me, might be something fun to delve into

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Yes definitely they sometimes do them at local universities and college night classes.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about go cart racing?https://youtu.be/__d03IqV4BE

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

So I think this is how it will go Posh…

Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle.

We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc.

Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm.

Like arts and crafts class really.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So I think this is how it will go Posh…

Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle.

We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc.

Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm.

Like arts and crafts class really. "

That's a lot more simple than I expected! I know arts and crafts class!

I think we can do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone cum yet?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone cum yet? "

Jeez..... we don't need that kind of pressure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I think this is how it will go Posh…

Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle.

We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc.

Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm.

Like arts and crafts class really. "

Such vivid imagination. Somebody say cake and rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the idea of not having to do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the mopping

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I like the idea of not having to do it myself. "

This is going to go the same way as requests to help with housework. There will be loads of male offers to help, but when the time comes to start they'll conveniently be in the garden shed doing something else....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So I think this is how it will go Posh…

Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle.

We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc.

Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm.

Like arts and crafts class really.

Such vivid imagination. Somebody say cake and rum?"

No cake here. Cake free zone

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself "

You need the Male Wank Group thread my friend, this is a breakaway faction

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself "

Are you female?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like the idea of not having to do it myself. "

Woo hoo! Tis a party now you're here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do the mopping "

Sl*ves wear loincloths.... you have to provide your own

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like the idea of not having to do it myself.

This is going to go the same way as requests to help with housework. There will be loads of male offers to help, but when the time comes to start they'll conveniently be in the garden shed doing something else...."

Hence ladies only!

This is genius.

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself

Are you female? "

He's here from Sydney University and Facebook in an official capacity.....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lay back and let someone do it for me!?? Sounds like an excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you form a choir of queefs please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s in ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s in ^ "

Are you

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Can I join please??

Sounds just what I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there, am I too late to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s in ^

Are you "

I’d like to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno. I think I’m too shy for this

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Could you form a choir of queefs please?

"

Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor? No problem!

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