Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Back to forum list |
Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I could be tempted" Awesome! This is a good start! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Sure why not " Woo hoo! That's 4 of us so far. I'm really not sure how this is meant to work though. I should have done more research | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Will there be wine? " Sure.... seems like a plan! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Drinks, snacks and a hot tub? " I'm liking the sound of this..... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Will there be wine? Sure.... seems like a plan!" Ok I’m in . | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Will there be wine? Sure.... seems like a plan! Ok I’m in . " Woo hoo! Now I'm wondering how many in a group. This feels like a posse so far. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have my bean flicked somewhere other than in a jacuzzi with excessive chlorine this time, as my bean is red raw after visiting chams on Friday " Awwwww noooo. That's never a good thing! Maybe we can pop some comfy sofas around the hot tub? With glass holders so the drinks don't spill. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Piscean_dream may need a few more hands. I've got a couple spare. " He's going to have to be in charge of male sign up | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What in the misery is going on in the forums this evening ... " I'm not sure..... I think I'm over caffeinated from earlier and possibly over tired. We already know I'm easily led down the scary rabbit holes. Blame MissYeuxBleus | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this." You have to have no balls and a clitoris. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing!" It totally is! We have wine apparently (I actually totally agree with you) | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What in the misery is going on in the forums this evening ... " Offers bean for you to wank | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing! It totally is! We have wine apparently (I actually totally agree with you)" I can believe there would be an all female wine group. Or a cake one... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don't believe that the male ones exist, so I don't think this is, or ever will be a thing! It totally is! We have wine apparently (I actually totally agree with you) I can believe there would be an all female wine group. Or a cake one..." Oh god. Not cake again | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have my bean lapped gently please. " Sorry, my tongue won't reach. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have my bean lapped gently please. " As long as cake isn't involved you can have anything | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have my bean lapped gently please. Sorry, my tongue won't reach. " That’s ok. I’m not allowing syphilis anywhere near her | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I have my bean lapped gently please. Sorry, my tongue won't reach. That’s ok. I’m not allowing syphilis anywhere near her " (Idea for Dragons Den) Tongue condoms... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. " They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one " I just squirted | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one I just squirted" That was wee | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one " yeah ok.. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one I just squirted That was wee " That happens when I laugh too much sometimes | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one yeah ok.." I'm going to stamp my feet and have a tantrum in a minute. I AM SWEET N INNOCENT. Like an angel FFS. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one I just squirted That was wee That happens when I laugh too much sometimes " Don't worry..... we will keep telling them it's squirty lady goo. They like that shiz. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm rubbish at back massages but I'm sure I could nail a good boob massage" This is a lady group..... ladies do the massaging! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Tell a friend to tell a friend. I now identify as a sex toy (Squeeze me) Warning choking hazard " I don't know a lot about these female only wank groups.... but I'm pretty sure there's no choking hazard issues. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one I just squirted That was wee That happens when I laugh too much sometimes Don't worry..... we will keep telling them it's squirty lady goo. They like that shiz." Good plan. I’m sure lots will jump in to defend my right to call my piss problem ‘squirting’ | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was wondering when someone would step up and start one Posh….I’m in. They made me do it..... I'm the sweet n innocent one I just squirted That was wee That happens when I laugh too much sometimes Don't worry..... we will keep telling them it's squirty lady goo. They like that shiz. Good plan. I’m sure lots will jump in to defend my right to call my piss problem ‘squirting’ " That's because they're sweet like that. And defence is their superpower | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please " I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... " Ooh. Like a sl*ve? I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... Ooh. Like a sl*ve? I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth?" I don’t mind if he hasn’t…. I’ll hide it in me | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... Ooh. Like a sl*ve? I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth? I don’t mind if he hasn’t…. I’ll hide it in me " You're such a giver | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... Ooh. Like a sl*ve? I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth? I don’t mind if he hasn’t…. I’ll hide it in me You're such a giver " To be fair, I’m more of a receiver | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... Ooh. Like a sl*ve? I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth? I don’t mind if he hasn’t…. I’ll hide it in me You're such a giver To be fair, I’m more of a receiver " I did think that once I'd posted.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please I can offer my services as a waiter to serve drinks, and take photos for you all. I would be very professional and would be a voyer that serves... Ooh. Like a sl*ve? I like that plan. Do you have a loincloth? I don’t mind if he hasn’t…. I’ll hide it in me You're such a giver To be fair, I’m more of a receiver I did think that once I'd posted.... " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Rachael lovely.... be a dear and keep an eye on things would you please? I need sleep." I’ve just turned my light off too. Abandon thread!!!!!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Piscean_dream may need a few more hands. I've got a couple spare. He's going to have to be in charge of male sign up " You aren't wrong posh, I can use my tongue so I'm good for pleasing 3 women at a time | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris." When it’s cold i come pretty close to that | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Piscean_dream may need a few more hands. I've got a couple spare. He's going to have to be in charge of male sign up You aren't wrong posh, I can use my tongue so I'm good for pleasing 3 women at a time " I knew you'd step up PD | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really. " Girly goo? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that " You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it) | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please " Kitty’s asleep but I’m sure she’ll be in (the boy) | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really. " Sl*ves are in loincloths..... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day " You're finally here! Any idea how we do this? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…* “Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?” " Ah ha! Another lady for the group! Wow. That's a hell of a clit you have there..... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)" I’m out | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can clean up afterwards, logistics, admin. Anything really. Sl*ves are in loincloths..... " I'm prepared to wear a loincloth | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You could have wand races " You've just reminded me of the devastation of the fact I don't have one any more | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I am apparently starting a female wank group. MissYeuxBleus is in as long as she hasn't got to organise it, and Piscean_dream has offered to do the bean flicking. So this isn't even necessarily a DIY wanking situation. Which appeals to my sense of laziness. Ladies.... who's in? (Please don't pm me, just announce it on the thread) P.S. I'm not entirely sure how these things work so I could do with some organisational assistance please Kitty’s asleep but I’m sure she’ll be in (the boy) " Yes!! Kitty is absolutely in!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Space for another member? I'm good with helping others with boobie squeezes and bean flicking too.... MJ x" Of course MJ..... wouldn't be a group without you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You could have wand races You've just reminded me of the devastation of the fact I don't have one any more " Just borrow someone else's..give it a bit of a wipe and you're good to go | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it) I’m out " Was it the purple? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…* “Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?” Ah ha! Another lady for the group! Wow. That's a hell of a clit you have there..... " 13 mm of pure pleasure | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*dons dress, and in best David Williams voice…* “Hello ladies, do you mind if me, a lady, comes to join you?” Ah ha! Another lady for the group! Wow. That's a hell of a clit you have there..... 13 mm of pure pleasure " Looks like it! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I got some good quality H2O. " Peckham Springs? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it) I’m out Was it the purple?" Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Morning ladies, room for another? x" Always! I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)" this could cause a bit of a BARNEY | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Of course MJ..... wouldn't be a group without you " Yay! Need me to bring anything? Have some purple paint if that's needed? MJ x | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it) I’m out Was it the purple? Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess?" I'm quite the genius you know. You can do an orange/puce mashup I'd you prefer? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Morning ladies, room for another? x Always! I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected." Going better than the geezers wank group over there. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it)this could cause a bit of a BARNEY " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Of course MJ..... wouldn't be a group without you Yay! Need me to bring anything? Have some purple paint if that's needed? MJ x" Oooooh yes please! And just don't bring cake. I'm so sick of hearing about cake. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it) I’m out Was it the purple? Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess? I'm quite the genius you know. You can do an orange/puce mashup I'd you prefer? " Ok I’m back in | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"In!!" Finally! She's here! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Morning ladies, room for another? x Always! I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected. Going better than the geezers wank group over there. " That's because they have a bunch of men with their willies out. It's unnerving.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm identifying as a woman for this. You have to have no balls and a clitoris. When it’s cold i come pretty close to that You also have to remove all body hair except eyebrows and head hair. And paint yourself purple. (No reason, I just want to see how far I can push it) I’m out Was it the purple? Yes it’s not really my colour How did you guess? I'm quite the genius you know. You can do an orange/puce mashup I'd you prefer? Ok I’m back in " I knew I'd find the right colour | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Oooooh yes please! And just don't bring cake. I'm so sick of hearing about cake." No fear of that, can't stand cake!! MJ x | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"In!! Finally! She's here!" | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Morning ladies, room for another? x Always! I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected. Going better than the geezers wank group over there. That's because they have a bunch of men with their willies out. It's unnerving...." Very true. Wanna sit on m………..I mean…..wanna flick my bean? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day You're finally here! Any idea how we do this?" Absolutely no idea!! I’m keeping an eye on the male group wank thread to see if the OP replies to anyone, I’m guessing we all gather at a location, sit in a circle and wank furiously together? Maybe we wank each other? Maybe we get people to wank us while we chat about cake? I’ve no idea but we will make it work! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Oooooh yes please! And just don't bring cake. I'm so sick of hearing about cake. No fear of that, can't stand cake!! MJ x " Woo hoo! Can we have spiced rum instead? I mean.... that's a good alternative, right? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"In!! Finally! She's here! " I was gonna tell you last night but I didnt want to wake you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Need to concentrate on the treadmill now but I’ll be thinking of you all while I’m on it " That seems dangerous. Be careful | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Morning ladies, room for another? x Always! I've lost count but there are actually a few of us now... this is going better than expected. Going better than the geezers wank group over there. That's because they have a bunch of men with their willies out. It's unnerving.... Very true. Wanna sit on m………..I mean…..wanna flick my bean? " Is that what is meant to happen? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What time does my shift start NSP? I’m excited for my first day You're finally here! Any idea how we do this? Absolutely no idea!! I’m keeping an eye on the male group wank thread to see if the OP replies to anyone, I’m guessing we all gather at a location, sit in a circle and wank furiously together? Maybe we wank each other? Maybe we get people to wank us while we chat about cake? I’ve no idea but we will make it work! " We will! We have a hot tub, sofas and I think there's wine and rum somewhere.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though x" Me neither.... I'm just here for the booze. But you can stand and be pretty. Or lounge | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Sounds like I need to be a fly on the wall " No flies here Mr! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash " Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Woo hoo! Can we have spiced rum instead? I mean.... that's a good alternative, right?" Sure I'll pick some up this morning, any preference? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls " Dublin is lovely this time of year. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls " Have car.... will travel | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Woo hoo! Can we have spiced rum instead? I mean.... that's a good alternative, right? Sure I'll pick some up this morning, any preference? " Pull the Pin. Is my favourite | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bolton, Devon, Edinburgh , Portsmouth .... Should be easy enough to get together ... XXX have fun girls Dublin is lovely this time of year. " It does seem central..... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing...." I need tips I think | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think " We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ok so while i'm not female... I do have cake i'm happy to share " You didn't read the thread didya..... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"God i wish I was a woman " We are quite gld you aren't | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"God i wish I was a woman We are quite gld you aren't " *glad. Dammit | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do." I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do. I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips..." Oooh. Gonna just nip to the library | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ok so while i'm not female... I do have cake i'm happy to share You didn't read the thread didya....." Yes I did. Oh wait, you're sick of hearing about cake? Oops | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What can i bring for everyone? X" Your fine self, and more spiced rum please. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ok so while i'm not female... I do have cake i'm happy to share You didn't read the thread didya..... Yes I did. Oh wait, you're sick of hearing about cake? Oops " You're trying to steal my group away, aren't you | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What can i bring for everyone? X Your fine self, and more spiced rum please." Popping to the shop now x | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do. I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips... Oooh. Gonna just nip to the library" I just grabbed the last copy they have. There been a bit of a run on them in the last day or two.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"What can i bring for everyone? X Your fine self, and more spiced rum please. Popping to the shop now x" Oooh. Could I also have a Chomp? Please? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do. I think Ladybird did one of those How It Works books on this if you need tips... Oooh. Gonna just nip to the library I just grabbed the last copy they have. There been a bit of a run on them in the last day or two...." Just my luck. Dammit | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though x" we could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do." I say get naked and go for it . Toys, toys would be fun to bring | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint." Oooh painting too! Good call. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Go on then, I'll give it a bash Is there bashing? We really don't know quite what we are doing.... I need tips I think We need supervision and instruction I reckon. Nora will know what to do. I say get naked and go for it . Toys, toys would be fun to bring " I knew you would know | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint. Oooh painting too! Good call." Oh absolutely, how do you want me to pose? Legs up, vulva spread although? I'm not sure how long it'll be until my legs start shaking uncontrollably | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint. Oooh painting too! Good call. Oh absolutely, how do you want me to pose? Legs up, vulva spread although? I'm not sure how long it'll be until my legs start shaking uncontrollably" id be happy whatever position you where in | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Do you need wank material? I can be a nude model if you fancy? Don't fancy a wank right now though xwe could put you on one of those lazy Susan’s in the middle and just spin you around so we can all get the right angles for our paintings I think someone is bringing paint. Oooh painting too! Good call. Oh absolutely, how do you want me to pose? Legs up, vulva spread although? I'm not sure how long it'll be until my legs start shaking uncontrollablyid be happy whatever position you where in " I've actually just had a search of nude model classes near me, might be something fun to delve into | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"So I think this is how it will go Posh… Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle. We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc. Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm. Like arts and crafts class really. " That's a lot more simple than I expected! I know arts and crafts class! I think we can do this! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Anyone cum yet? " Jeez..... we don't need that kind of pressure! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"So I think this is how it will go Posh… Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle. We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc. Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm. Like arts and crafts class really. " Such vivid imagination. Somebody say cake and rum? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like the idea of not having to do it myself. " This is going to go the same way as requests to help with housework. There will be loads of male offers to help, but when the time comes to start they'll conveniently be in the garden shed doing something else.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"So I think this is how it will go Posh… Everyone brings their own toy, or not if a hand is preferred, we all find a spot while you supervise and make sure health and safety is adhered to at all times. Appletree is going to be on the lazy Susan in the middle. We all masturbate and chat amongst ourselves, swap techniques, watch and learn, take notes, etc. Whoever orgasms has to buddy up and with someone and to help them orgasm. Like arts and crafts class really. Such vivid imagination. Somebody say cake and rum?" No cake here. Cake free zone | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself " You need the Male Wank Group thread my friend, this is a breakaway faction | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself " Are you female? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like the idea of not having to do it myself. " Woo hoo! Tis a party now you're here | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll do the mopping " Sl*ves wear loincloths.... you have to provide your own | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I like the idea of not having to do it myself. This is going to go the same way as requests to help with housework. There will be loads of male offers to help, but when the time comes to start they'll conveniently be in the garden shed doing something else...." Hence ladies only! This is genius. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I join in.. don't mind a hood mutual wank myself Are you female? " He's here from Sydney University and Facebook in an official capacity..... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could you form a choir of queefs please? " Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor? No problem! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top |