FabSwingers.com forum: El Presidente Wonko

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What should I be the president of?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Romney marsh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fareham

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Worn underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worn underwear"

Why?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

That little bit field and hill at the start of teletubbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smegma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That little bit field and hill at the start of teletubbies "

Oh. That's genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Business

President business

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Oh no ... it's gone to his head

... he will be trying to ban jaffa cakes next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh no ... it's gone to his head

... he will be trying to ban jaffa cakes next

Now there is a good idea

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Smegma."

I love that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smegma.

I love that word"

I can't take the fridge brand seriously. I could never buy one because I always think of Smegma!

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

The cheese company. I believe their Brie is excellent

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Smegma.

I love that word

I can't take the fridge brand seriously. I could never buy one because I always think of Smegma! "

I tried to advise my mother of this but she didn’t listen. She’s having a fridge freezer, kettle & toaster this week. A smegma coffee sounds delightful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Business

President business "

Release the cragle!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dicks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dicks"

No.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Butter?

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By *lla4everTV/TS
over a year ago

Overseas

Bad opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad opinion

My opinions are my opinions be they good or bad.

No opinion shaming please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being in.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

The “Jaffa Cakes are over-rated and haven’t tasted good since 1989 Society”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smegma.

I love that word

I can't take the fridge brand seriously. I could never buy one because I always think of Smegma!

I tried to advise my mother of this but she didn’t listen. She’s having a fridge freezer, kettle & toaster this week. A smegma coffee sounds delightful

Oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear Greenland is nice… at some time of year. Not sure when. Either way

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Biscuit production.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biscuit production."

Bourbon or custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship."

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Mr President.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was."

Care to elaborate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

Care to elaborate?"

Just ones that always seem to end up as slagging matches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel we need to get you a beret, a cigar and you need an oil painting for your profile pic.

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By *elshman78Man
over a year ago

South Wales

"That little bit field and hill at the start of teletubbies "

We have a winner lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel we need to get you a beret, a cigar and you need an oil painting for your profile pic. "

No need.

It has sparked another thread idea though

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

McVitie's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.

Not for me sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll vote for you wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.

Not for me sorry.

everyone loves a goood tyrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.

Not for me sorry.

everyone loves a goood tyrant

Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Biscuit production.

Bourbon or custard creams "

Those little pink wafers that everybody ignores in the tinned assortment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.

Not for me sorry.

everyone loves a goood tyrant

Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?"

no thats claskson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.

Not for me sorry.

everyone loves a goood tyrant

Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?

no thats claskson"

He’s not the same without Hammond and May

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.

Not for me sorry.

everyone loves a goood tyrant

Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?

no thats claskson

He’s not the same without Hammond and May

true

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Piel Island off Barrow-in-Furness were (and may still be) looking for a pub landlord/monarch if you'll settle for being a king rather than president.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?"

No nukes! No nukes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!"

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?"

they may be allowed

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Toothpick manufacturers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?

they may be allowed"

Wonko’s Work Events. That’s a club event we would attend. BYOB?

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

He's madder than trump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?

they may be allowed

Wonko’s Work Events. That’s a club event we would attend. BYOB?"

yes bringing your own babe along is mandatory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

He's madder than trump."

thats not possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothpick manufacturers."

I will be enforcing the warning on the packets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?

they may be allowed

Wonko’s Work Events. That’s a club event we would attend. BYOB?

yes bringing your own babe along is mandatory"

We’re in

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

He's madder than trump.

thats not possible"

Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

He's madder than trump.

thats not possible

Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory?"
not yet

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

He's madder than trump.

thats not possible

Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory? not yet"

Well don't you go voting for him, or storming the capitol, in case he tries it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

He's madder than trump.

thats not possible

Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory? not yet

Well don't you go voting for him, or storming the capitol, in case he tries it.

no chance. i like him as much as i like jaffa cakes

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Toothpick manufacturers.

I will be enforcing the warning on the packets"

Share and enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toothpick manufacturers.

I will be enforcing the warning on the packets

Share and enjoy!"

oh i do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I be the president of?"

Nothing....you would be overthrown by the clique lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What should I be the president of?

Nothing....you would be overthrown by the clique lol"

that is true

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Quavers. I feel they have been much marginalised in recent times. Possibly because they resemble rugby players' ears...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?

No nukes! No nukes!

its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory

Then you will be assassinated rather quickly I fear

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What should I be the president of?

Nothing....you would be overthrown by the clique lol"

Then he makes a clique of his own that doesn't allow any more members and announces himself as Presidente El Wonky del Clique de Unos Amigos.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

The fat, ugly, balding block society .......yes I have read your profile

xxxxx Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Oh and small cock society

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and small cock society

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great unblocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The great unblocked "

sorry thats not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The great unblocked

sorry thats not for me

It could be a pretty small group manage…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The great unblocked

sorry thats not for me

It could be a pretty small group manage…"
so?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I know....you could be president of the ....Insane Sane Society

xxxxx Suzi

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"What should I be the president of?"

Preston Senior High School

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know....you could be president of the ....Insane Sane Society

xxxxx Suzi"

what about the contradiction society?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What should I be the president of?

Preston Senior High School"

i'm not being the president of a school for old people

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!

Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I abdicate

I'm bored now

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!

Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!!

Sign me up. Anyone who disses Jaffa Cakes deserves to be overthrown. In a chicken coop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I abdicate

I'm bored now"

We’ve been planning a military coup for 22 hours anyway. This is probably for the best.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I abdicate

I'm bored now"

Damn it man ... we were just planning the coup as well

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!

Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!!

Ah, so you've revealed yourself as the coup leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!

Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!!

Ah, so you've revealed yourself as the coup leader

I mean….it worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Onwards and upwards

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Onwards and upwards

Is it world domination next then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Onwards and upwards

Is it world domination next then?"

Yup

Watch this space

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

He means Marmite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

He means Marmite."
and jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

He means Marmite."
I bet he doesn't

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

He means Marmite. I bet he doesn't"

See above

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

He means Marmite. I bet he doesn't"

Unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.

Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.

He means Marmite. I bet he doesn't

See above

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lol I see it, it's a private joke though

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

swinging behaviour and etiquette?

seems like we could do with that around here of late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"swinging behaviour and etiquette?

seems like we could do with that around here of late

We have to behave?

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"swinging behaviour and etiquette?

seems like we could do with that around here of late

We have to behave?

That's me gubbed then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Etiquette should be no hairy arses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

Damn

Two for two

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.

Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.

I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

oh my gosh

some folks around here need putting back in line...

pass the riding crop... and assume the position...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.

Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.

I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)

I'm folliclely challenged though

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"What should I be the president of?"

Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!

Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What should I be the president of?

Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!

Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!"

A lump of coal could do a better job.

Irn bru rather than milk in schools to help kids get strong

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"What should I be the president of?

Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!

Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!"

You moved down south, you can make do with Tizer!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.

Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.

I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)

I'm folliclely challenged though

Are you telling me you have silly follicles ?

That is no problem, so long as you can grow some dodgy style moustache! I mean all presidents need to have a dodgy tache!

Sadman Hussein, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, Donald Trump… ok not Donald Trump,

But you get the picture

And ok Stalin and Hitler weren’t presidents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.

Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.

I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)

I'm folliclely challenged though

Are you telling me you have silly follicles ?

That is no problem, so long as you can grow some dodgy style moustache! I mean all presidents need to have a dodgy tache!

Sadman Hussein, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, Donald Trump… ok not Donald Trump,

But you get the picture

And ok Stalin and Hitler weren’t presidents

Yes. Finally a reason to have a dodgy porn tash

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"What should I be the president of?

Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!

Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!

You moved down south, you can make do with Tizer!"

Tizer?????????

Drink of the Devil!!! Even though it is made by Barr's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it."

I meant the women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh my gosh

some folks around here need putting back in line...

pass the riding crop... and assume the position...

Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women"

I just got the strimmer started too

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women"

So I wasted a gilette fusion for nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women

I just got the strimmer started too

"
come and do mine then

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"What should I be the president of?

Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!

Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!

You moved down south, you can make do with Tizer!

Tizer?????????

Drink of the Devil!!! Even though it is made by Barr's!"

That's what you get in exile!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women

I just got the strimmer started too

And if that fails, have the Flymo mower ready?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women

I just got the strimmer started too

come and do mine then

I have the tcp to hand incase of nicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women

I just got the strimmer started too

come and do mine then

I have the tcp to hand incase of nicks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Etiquette should be no hairy arses

I tried shaving it.

I meant the women

I just got the strimmer started too

come and do mine then

I have the tcp to hand incase of nicks

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