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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I took my mum out for lunch this weekend. About 10 minutes after we sat down she put the menu to one side and said she fancied a quickie. I said “Mother, it’s pronounced quiche!”

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A naked woman is lying on the bed with a banana in one hand and a vibrator in the other. The banana looks at the vibrator and says “I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s going to eat me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My girlfriend just told me that sex is better when she’s on holiday. I’ve got to admit, I’ve received better postcards.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have to acknowledge this thread.

Made me laugh

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My neighbour is having amazing sex at 83.

Her husband is pissed because they live at 76.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a pick pocket and voyeur? One snatches your watch.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think my wife gets very aggressive on her period but she thinks I’m ovary acting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris? Men will actually bother looking for a golf ball.

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over a year ago

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"I took my mum out for lunch this weekend. About 10 minutes after we sat down she put the menu to one side and said she fancied a quickie. I said “Mother, it’s pronounced quiche!” "

Did she go home and watch the Grand Pricks?

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