FabSwingers.com forum: Women peeing in front of men

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve been to a few festivals and outdoor puss ups have any of you women had a piss in front of other men apart from your other half I’ve seen a few women do it and it’s a total turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not afraid to wee infront of anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed bag so far.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Wouldn't bother me but prefer to have a hand basin and loo roll by my side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I saw a woman that wasn’t my wife, pissing, she’d cocked her leg up against urinals in the gents at a gig. Fair play to her as the line for the ladies lav’ was a mile long. A turn on? Absolutely not.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When needs must x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s hot watching a lady wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I made a joke about urine somebody blocked me.

I’m leaving this alone.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The last time I saw a woman that wasn’t my wife, pissing, she’d cocked her leg up against urinals in the gents at a gig. Fair play to her as the line for the ladies lav’ was a mile long. A turn on? Absolutely not. "

. I often go in the men’s when there’s a queue. Not in the urinals though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I made a joke about urine somebody blocked me.

I’m leaving this alone."

Ur ine your own with this.

Jonny, I do apologise in advance for this absolute shitter of a ‘joke’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I made a joke about urine somebody blocked me.

I’m leaving this alone.

Ur ine your own with this.

Jonny, I do apologise in advance for this absolute shitter of a ‘joke’

I like it!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Well, ladies first ... it's only polite....

Wait, that's not what you meant by "in front of" is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I'd known years ago this was the way to a man's heart.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve been to a few festivals and outdoor puss ups have any of you women had a piss in front of other men apart from your other half I’ve seen a few women do it and it’s a total turn on"

You mean squirting right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No just a simple pee not thrusting 2 fingers into them and stroking the rough part of the pussy that makes them squirt ffs I would probably get arrested

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"No just a simple pee not thrusting 2 fingers into them and stroking the rough part of the pussy that makes them squirt ffs I would probably get arrested "

Makes note: ‘The rough part of the pussy that makes them squirt’

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If only I'd known years ago this was the way to a man's heart. "

Not if you have one on the carpet....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

When you have to go, you have to go. And the queue for the ladies loo is always so looonnngggg.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you have to go, you have to go. And the queue for the ladies loo is always so looonnngggg.

You need the Ladies - How big is too big thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my perspective, pissing in front of is good. But pissing on is even better

I know most women don't like it. Even the ones who want to try it actually get stage fright when people are watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only I'd known years ago this was the way to a man's heart.

Not if you have one on the carpet...."

Thanks for clearing that up....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If only I'd known years ago this was the way to a man's heart.

Not if you have one on the carpet....

Thanks for clearing that up....

I think he'd expect you to ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. "

I agree. Total no.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's less a case of finding it a turn on and more of a case of not pissing on clothes.

I've done it before on a night out. Found a back alley as there were no toilets nearby. I was squatted against the wall and one of the lads I was out with needed to go too. So he came and pissed next to me.

He didn't however consider the logistics of such an act, and was spraying me in splash back

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only I'd known years ago this was the way to a man's heart. "

I’ll bring a bucket.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"When you have to go, you have to go. And the queue for the ladies loo is always so looonnngggg.

You need the Ladies - How big is too big thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's less a case of finding it a turn on and more of a case of not pissing on clothes.

He didn't however consider the logistics of such an act, and was spraying me in splash back

That guy was just trying out his fetish I think

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No just a simple pee not thrusting 2 fingers into them and stroking the rough part of the pussy that makes them squirt ffs I would probably get arrested

Makes note: ‘The rough part of the pussy that makes them squirt’

You don't know about that?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't squat to pee now, but I would have when I was able to, if I really had no other option,but I would have been shouting "Avert your eyes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m totally open to wild wees, but most likely wouldn’t do it in front of people.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's a horrible thought that a woman can't even empty her bladder without a bloke thinking it's a sexual act.....

She's taking a piss not gagging for it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's less a case of finding it a turn on and more of a case of not pissing on clothes.

He didn't however consider the logistics of such an act, and was spraying me in splash back

Ahhhh hahahahahahahah

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's less a case of finding it a turn on and more of a case of not pissing on clothes.

He didn't however consider the logistics of such an act, and was spraying me in splash back

That guy was just trying out his fetish I think "

Nope, we were just workmates who were pissed up on a night out. Men piss next to each other all the time and covering their neighbour in wind swept tinkle isn't something they generally need to consider.

No more than that I guarantee it.

We laughed about it for years

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's a horrible thought that a woman can't even empty her bladder without a bloke thinking it's a sexual act.....

She's taking a piss not gagging for it."

This.

Don't get me wrong I appreciate that people have different kinks and stuff.

I dunno, seeing it all the time on here ranging from women breastfeeding to tying their laces, to having their dirty washing rummaged through by workmen who want to sniff their dirty undergrundies....it's little wonder us folk with vaginas feel well, violated and distrusting towards those with willies.

Of course not all or everyone, but it definitely highlights things.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"No. "

What about beside, or behind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a horrible thought that a woman can't even empty her bladder without a bloke thinking it's a sexual act.....

She's taking a piss not gagging for it.

This.

Don't get me wrong I appreciate that people have different kinks and stuff.

Of course not all or everyone, but it definitely highlights things."

For sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

What about beside, or behind?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A total stranger (female) pulled me into the cubible in the ladies recently to continue a conversation and had a pee at the same time

I think she was off her head on something lol

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"No.

What about beside, or behind?

No."

Thank you. That gives some clarity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly have to do wild wees (hazard of my job) but never in full view of people.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

The closest any woman has come to peeing infront of me was when a lady burst in bursting while I was in the shower. Erotic it was not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo I get stage fright. In public loos I have to wait until it's empty. Nightmare!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It is quite sexy seeing a woman a woman squat and pee all over a 3m temporary fencing panel, I'm not gonna lie.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've done this before. Couldn't achieve it nowadays but it was easy when I was able bodied. Much quicker than waiting for ladies lavs.

Nowadays I have a special key for the special loos

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

At my age, when I go to gigs, thanks to prostates, the queue for the gents is always twice that of the ladies. I'm thinking of taking one of those freezer bag clips next time.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Hmmmm a few experiences. I've knelt in front of ladies with my arms around their bottoms while they've had a wee and we just carried on chatting (during meets). One lady friend wanted me to go into the bathroom with her at a male friends house as she was a little nervous in his house for the first time, had my arms round her as she had a wee too... There's close, then there's closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm a few experiences. I've knelt in front of ladies with my arms around their bottoms while they've had a wee and we just carried on chatting (during meets). One lady friend wanted me to go into the bathroom with her at a male friends house as she was a little nervous in his house for the first time, had my arms round her as she had a wee too... There's close, then there's closer."

Sorry, but that’s dead odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooo I get stage fright. In public loos I have to wait until it's empty. Nightmare! "

Ha I’m the same. I just came here to say this

get half way and hear the door open, gotta hold it mid stream until they leave.

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By *hesty BetsyWoman
over a year ago

Bury

I was seeing a (married) guy & it really turned him on to watch me pee in front of him. Bearing in mind we would be meeting up in secluded places & normally no toilets nearby, we would often sneak into the nearby wooded area away from prying eyes for a bit of hanky panky & whilst there, he loved watching me pee….he’d lick me dry after, well lick me till I came on his tongue. I think he liked the taste of the fresh pee & my juices, he really got off on it….

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By *ptgadgetMan
over a year ago

Colorado Springs

I’ve ran several marathons where there no porta potties (our American version) were available. Have seen guys and gals lined up along the tree lines. Boston marathon comes to mind.

There was nothing sexual at the time since we were all too focus on hurrying to get back on the course.

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