FabSwingers.com forum: Wonko has spoken

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Squirt is pee

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

Brown sauce on bacon.

Popcorn is sweet

Pineapple does go on pizza

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirt is pee

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

Brown sauce on bacon.

Popcorn is sweet

Pineapple does go on pizza

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now "

Fab! And now can Wonko answer these:

What's the best length and girth for a penis?

How do I get women to reply to me?

Is sending ladies cock pics ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squirt is pee

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

Brown sauce on bacon.

Popcorn is sweet

Pineapple does go on pizza

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now

Fab! And now can Wonko answer these:

What's the best length and girth for a penis?

How do I get women to reply to me?

Is sending ladies cock pics ok?"

6x5

You can't

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

And whilst you’re at it can you rate me out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And is remote control or can beer okay for measuring cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And whilst you’re at it can you rate me out of 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And is remote control or can beer okay for measuring cock

No tape measure only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it reasonable to ask for a face pic when I haven't got any on my profile and will refuse to send one back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirt is pee

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

Brown sauce on bacon.

Popcorn is sweet

Pineapple does go on pizza

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now

Fab! And now can Wonko answer these:

What's the best length and girth for a penis?

How do I get women to reply to me?

Is sending ladies cock pics ok?

6x5

You can't

No"

It's such a relief to know that no-one will ever ask again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people block me when I send them a picture of my crocs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it reasonable to ask for a face pic when I haven't got any on my profile and will refuse to send one back? "

No.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"And whilst you’re at it can you rate me out of 10

11"

Awww my first ever rating too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One last one:

If I like sucking guys cocks am I bi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people block me when I send them a picture of my crocs? "

They are closed minded

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Pint

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"One last one:

If I like sucking guys cocks am I bi? "

Hahaha. I was gonna say that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One last one:

If I like sucking guys cocks am I bi? "

No.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Why do people block me when I send them a picture of my crocs? "

Because they show how much of a deviant you really are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people block me when I send them a picture of my crocs?

Because they show how much of a deviant you really are. "

Yeesh so much hatred for the crocs!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

This is why Wonko needs to be President. He gets answers to all the hard questions!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"This is why Wonko needs to be President. He gets answers to all the hard questions!"

True, just a shame he got one answer wrong. Popcorn should be sweet And salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why Wonko needs to be President. He gets answers to all the hard questions!"

Speaking of which, as we were both on the other thread:

Wonko, is calling a man Daddy during sex ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is why Wonko needs to be President. He gets answers to all the hard questions!

Speaking of which, as we were both on the other thread:

Wonko, is calling a man Daddy during sex ok?"

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avoid

NBVN x"

Correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jebus Wonko it’s not fucking piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple does go on pizza but it shouldn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Wonko

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cut or uncut ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/01/22 16:39:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS fella, everyone knows you should have said jam first too.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Wonko what is wrong with my profile?

I can't get any responses to my messages.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Smooth or hairy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women like big cocks/hairy men/dad bods?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Beard or no beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirt is pee - disagree

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile) - disagree

Brown sauce on bacon. - god no

Popcorn is sweet - salty

Pineapple does go on pizza - no, no, no, just NO!

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jebus Wonko it’s not fucking piss

It is. Wonko says so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks Wonko

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut or uncut ?"

Fingers - uncut

Peni - users choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS fella, everyone knows you should have said jam first too."

Cut it in half.

Butter both

Jam on one half cream on the other

Stick it back together

It's right for both views

Both on both half's is just greed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko what is wrong with my profile?

I can't get any responses to my messages."

Then dint send any. They will get pissed for nit getting spammed by you and mail asking why. Problem solved

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko, which picture of mine is your favourite?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Beard or no beard?

Please let it be beard

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

All bow down to the mighty wonka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smooth or hairy ?"

Peaches should be smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do women like big cocks/hairy men/dad bods?"

No. No. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh great all knowing wonka

Do I have to like oral

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beard or no beard?

Beards are for men only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?"

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko, which picture of mine is your favourite? "

Nov 17th

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh great all knowing wonka

Do I have to like oral"

Receiving yes.

Giving no

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Block me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Block me"

Request approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go to bed?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Block me

Request approved "

Wonko! You'd never block lil' ol' me

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Beard or no beard?

Beards are for men only

So then razor or Veet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I made your block list?

If so, What does the note say ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I go to bed?"

Not till 1.30pm on Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Block me

Request approved

Wonko! You'd never block lil' ol' me

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wouldn't I?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

And tell us your best dad jokes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beard or no beard?

Beards are for men only

So then razor or Veet?!

Duct tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I made your block list?

If so, What does the note say ? "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will fab be in the news for next?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you "

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go to bed?

Not till 1.30pm on Wednesday "

I guess I’ll have to start dipping my Jaffa cakes in red bull instead of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ? "

He could be onto something. Get them to buy the knickers and send them to you and then they buy them back once you’ve worn them. Higher profit margins.

Wonko you genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirt is pee

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

Brown sauce on bacon.

Popcorn is sweet

Pineapple does go on pizza

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now "

Agreed

Yes, no

Yes (although I don’t eat it)

Wrong

Definitely not.

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Why do people block me when I send them a picture of my crocs? "

Yes

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By *exymilf_69Woman
over a year ago

yorkshire

Wonko is the Oracle of fab. All hail Wonko.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ?

He could be onto something. Get them to buy the knickers and send them to you and then they buy them back once you’ve worn them. Higher profit margins.

Wonko you genius."

Now this is something I could get into! Buy me lingerie, then pay me to send it back worn during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ?

He could be onto something. Get them to buy the knickers and send them to you and then they buy them back once you’ve worn them. Higher profit margins.

Wonko you genius.

Now this is something I could get into! Buy me lingerie, then pay me to send it back worn during sex

Is Wonko the next Peter Jones?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Wonko... What is Fab Straight and bareback or not?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ?

He could be onto something. Get them to buy the knickers and send them to you and then they buy them back once you’ve worn them. Higher profit margins.

Wonko you genius.

Now this is something I could get into! Buy me lingerie, then pay me to send it back worn during sex

You are hallway there with your business plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What will fab be in the news for next? "

An orgy at no 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ? "

No just a handsome local hunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ?

He could be onto something. Get them to buy the knickers and send them to you and then they buy them back once you’ve worn them. Higher profit margins.

Wonko you genius."

Your just realising?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko... What is Fab Straight and bareback or not?"

Fab straight is just mem who know they are bi but won't admit it for fear of ridicule

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Is Wonko the next Peter Jones?"

No, he’s the next President of Fab!

Vote for Wonko

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Am I ever going to find a dress that I like that actually fits me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Wonko the next Peter Jones?

No, he’s the next President of Fab!

Vote for Wonko"

Does a couple’s vote count as 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I ever going to find a dress that I like that actually fits me?

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who will win the masked singer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Wonko the next Peter Jones?

No, he’s the next President of Fab!

Vote for Wonko

Does a couple’s vote count as 2?"

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Who will win the masked singer "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who will win the masked singer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I ever going to find “the one”??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I ever going to find “the one”??"

You will find 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken or the egg though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko? Will I have sex this year with another person not just myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heisenberg or Schrodinger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Schrodenderg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko? Will I have sex this year with another person not just myself?

Several times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken or the egg though?"

Chicken fried steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Schrodenderg"

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men like watching their wives?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do men like watching their wives?"

Some do others do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my menstrual cycle ruin swimming next weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48"

Now everyone’s going to have a share and I’d prob not get my £1 back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will my menstrual cycle ruin swimming next weekend? "

It's hard to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will my menopause kick in?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"And whilst you’re at it can you rate me out of 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48

Now everyone’s going to have a share and I’d prob not get my £1 back

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the luck of the draw

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Any thoughts on cake ?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48

Now everyone’s going to have a share and I’d prob not get my £1 back

Well you have not revealed whether its Wed or Sat so not all is lost yet

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Squirt is pee

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

Brown sauce on bacon.

Popcorn is sweet

Pineapple does go on pizza

There. No need for countless forum threads on these topics now "

I agree with these

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any thoughts on cake ? "

It's yummy except in its jaffa form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48

Now everyone’s going to have a share and I’d prob not get my £1 back

Well you have not revealed whether its Wed or Sat so not all is lost yet

Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will my menopause kick in? "

A week Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will my menopause kick in?

A week Friday "

I’ll make a note of it in the diary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who shot Phil Mitchell?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Wonko will someone take me out for dinner this year?

P.S. I vote Wonko for president too!!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48

Now everyone’s going to have a share and I’d prob not get my £1 back

Well you have not revealed whether its Wed or Sat so not all is lost yet

Friday "

I see, all those confusion tactics. Is it lotto, is it euro, is it hot pick ...hot you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who shot Phil Mitchell?"

Your husband because he looked at you across the bar

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ? "

Are they back in stock yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a limited company has a profit before tax of £40,000.00 what will their corporation tax be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonko will someone take me out for dinner this year?

P.S. I vote Wonko for president too!! "

Prepare to be wined dined and 69'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko has spoken like the first morning

Blackbird has spoken like the first bird

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Wonko will someone take me out for dinner this year?

P.S. I vote Wonko for president too!!

Prepare to be wined dined and 69'd"

Woooohoooo! Thanks Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a limited company has a profit before tax of £40,000.00 what will their corporation tax be? "

0 there is a loop hole for that amount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please also DM me the winning lotto number for next weeks jackpot.

1 2 3 4 47 48

Now everyone’s going to have a share and I’d prob not get my £1 back

Well you have not revealed whether its Wed or Sat so not all is lost yet

Friday

I see, all those confusion tactics. Is it lotto, is it euro, is it hot pick ...hot you "

I’ll buy a ticket for them all. Then block him so I don’t feel guilty for not sharing the wealth

Or I’ll just be petty and block him for lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a limited company has a profit before tax of £40,000.00 what will their corporation tax be?

0 there is a loop hole for that amount "

I'm interested, tell me

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Wonko where is the best place to buy plus size lingerie please?

You don't. You get someone else to buy it for you

Who wonko? One of the men offering me money to send worn knickers ?

Are they back in stock yet? "

You’re draining me Mr M! I need to restock. You keep buying them in bulk!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Smooth or hairy ?

Peaches should be smooth "

That's a nectarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do babies come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do babies come from?"

Fab meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do babies come from?"

The local corner shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do babies come from?

The local corner shop "

That explains why mine look like Mr Singh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smooth or hairy ?

Peaches should be smooth

That's a nectarine. "

This has made me wheeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smooth or hairy ?

Peaches should be smooth

That's a nectarine.

This has made me wheeze

I suggest you go to the doctor straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think Wonko is sane at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think Wonko is sane at all.

Sanity is relative

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Should I get another suit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I get another suit?"

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask wonko sky remote or can of red bull as a measuring stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I ask wonko sky remote or can of red bull as a measuring stick "

Tape measures only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think Wonko is sane at all.

Sanity is relative "

Relative to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think Wonko is sane at all.

Sanity is relative

Relative to?"

Me.

I am the universal constant

No one is sane compared to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people block me when I send them a picture of my crocs? "
lets swap croc pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think Wonko is sane at all.

Sanity is relative

Relative to?

Me.

I am the universal constant

No one is sane compared to me "

I like you Wonko. You scare me, but I like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think Wonko is sane at all.

Sanity is relative

Relative to?

Me.

I am the universal constant

No one is sane compared to me

I like you Wonko. You scare me, but I like you."

It's good to be scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we do a weekly ask Wonko?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How many views have you had

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should we do a weekly ask Wonko?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many views have you had

That is an un known number as the ninja compliment is not verifiable

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

What is, in your opinion Wonko, the best sail on a ship?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is, in your opinion Wonko, the best sail on a ship? "

It has to be the humble genoa

Without it the mainsail is powerless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask wonko is now closed

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Will I ever get a meet

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Jaffa cakes are cakes (and vile)

OK, who are you, and what have you done with the real Wonko?

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