FabSwingers.com forum: At last the time has come

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!

Hello u fabulous people xxx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Allow me to be one of the first to welcome you - enjoy yourself, don't take it at all seriously and dive in headfirst!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome and have fun x

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

welcome and good luck, x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Hello and welcome

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Welcome and jump straight in, you'll soon get used to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the random chat & perving. Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy and have fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo you like them old, that rules me out then

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Welcome to the randomness that is the forum.

...you don't have a 88 core diathalon flux inducer coil by any chance do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome,enjoy, have fun but remember "stay away from the light"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awwww u lot r lovely

I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!

Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome mate but i really dont think your gonna do very well on here, there cant be many ladies aged 81 to 91 actively playing on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry we're all nutters in here, so you'll probably fit in well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/10/12 14:21:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha that just stopping the idiots till I have found my way around! Ur not really to old hehe xx

Thank you

Not sure it will stop any idiots though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry we're all nutters in here, so you'll probably fit in well

Speak for yaself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/10/12 14:21:00]"

Posting rule no 1:

No point removing your post, as some may have already quoted you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/10/12 14:21:00]

Posting rule no 1:

No point removing your post, as some may have already quoted you

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Welcome xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Welcome!

That's a very original username Original username.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww u lot r lovely

I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!

Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!

Erm - work?

Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!

Welcome! Want my gran's number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/10/12 14:21:00]

Posting rule no 1:

No point removing your post, as some may have already quoted you

Bloody hell fingers of speed there! 1 slip of the finger and you've had it then! Lol

I promise to try harder next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome!

That's a very original username Original username."

I pondered long and hard over my name, do u like it? I'm liking ur arse funky! May just have to go and perve the rest of ur profile mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww u lot r lovely

I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!

Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!

Erm - work?

Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!

Welcome! Want my gran's number? :-

Yes!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Good afternoon and welcome

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Welcome!

That's a very original username Original username.

I pondered long and hard over my name, do u like it? I'm liking ur arse funky! May just have to go and perve the rest of ur profile mmmm

yes I like it Original username, it's an original username.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Hello and welcome.

Be safe out there.... Or in here.... Or on here, ah you know what I mean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww u lot r lovely

I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!

Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!

Erm - work?

Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!

Welcome! Want my gran's number? :-

Yes!

Oi that offer was for me cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!?

Yes, yet you will still get more messages than any single male looking for a straight female between the ages of 18 and 120.........most of it from single males oddly enough

Oh, and welcome too. Most of us are slightly loopy, those who are not usually are by the time they leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww u lot r lovely

I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!

Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!

Erm - work?

Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!

Welcome! Want my gran's number? :-

Yes!

Oi that offer was for me cheeky

You'll have to be quicker than that!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Most of us are slightly loopy, those who are not usually are by the time they leave

I resemble that remark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and good luck, you may need it!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww u lot r lovely

I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!

Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!

u won't and welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, yet you will still get more messages than any single male looking for a straight female between the ages of 18 and 120.........most of it from single males oddly enough

Oh, and welcome too. Most of us are slightly loopy, those who are not usually are by the time they leave

oiiii speak for yourself - I am sane

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Welcome to the forum. Have you been issued a timetable yet?

Monday - profile advice

Tuesday - trials and tribulations of a BBW lover

Wednesday - serious words of intelligence and wisdom (that's my department

. )

Thursday - rant day

Friday - word of the week results

Saturday - look at me threads

Sunday - fuck or avoid the one above

Please try and keep to schedule as some folk can get pretty pissy

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!

Hello u fabulous people xxx

Nice to see another newbie diving in head first!

Welcome, don't sit on the sidelines, and don't take it too personal.... full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"May the force be with you

Damn that Obi wan Kenobi!!

He stole my catchphrase, although he miss-quoted me.

This is how it really went...

I'm a Jedi Master too, but my speciality is combat with kitchen utensils.

So, anyway, one day, there we were in the kitchen, and Luke was just mastering the use of said items for defence, and old Obi walked in just as I imparted the following piece of advice " Us the fork, luke".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't work cos all the single guys in Wales will be changing their profile age to 82 just so they can message you!! Lol!

Welcome to the friendliest forums in the known universe....... Oh sod it - I've swallowed 'those' pills again... what am I saying????? Load up the AK47 and keep your head below the parapet!

Pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome xxx would say enjoy but i think you may have a slight problem finding partners in that age bracket on here

Maybe the local old fokes home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"welcome xxx would say enjoy but i think you may have a slight problem finding partners in that age bracket on here

Maybe the local old fokes home?"

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmm should I answer each one individually or just ramble!? Well here goes what I can remember! As yet haven't had on message but I am thinking if slightly changing my profile to make it a little more friendly to the opposite sex!

The timetable is burnt to memory and I will try my best to stick to the allotted days for various topics though I am a little forgetful so don't spank me to hard if I step out of line

And to the rest of u awww so kind, I'm loving it already

I wonder how many messages I will get on my first day of allowing people to message me!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome!!! That 1st week is a killer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome!!! That 1st week is a killer lol

Isn't it just! But I'm here now so look out! Nice pics btw

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Hellow and a very warm welcome - come and join in the fun. It can be so therapeutic ...

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

have lots fun in here make few good friends and have a real good winge if u want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump in and have fun in the mad house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the looney bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there and welcome to the madness that is the forums.

I've just escaped the sanatorium so will be with you once the buckles are fully undone and the meds wear off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Hello O.P. Who did you used to be ?

Hellooooooooooooooooo Laine I didn't know you were in ozzy !

Hope you are okay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello O.P. Who did you used to be ?

Hellooooooooooooooooo Laine I didn't know you were in ozzy !

Hope you are okay x "

tickety boo Granny, tickety boo. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hello and welcome back i think....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't work cos all the single guys in Wales will be changing their profile age to 82 just so they can message you!! Lol!

Welcome to the friendliest forums in the known universe....... Oh sod it - I've swallowed 'those' pills again... what am I saying????? Load up the AK47 and keep your head below the parapet!

Pork"

Hello and welcome and Mr Pork can be a right grump at times lol, Have fun

(Perky)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning perky, living up to your name I see! Porks answer made me grin like a monkey on speed but to get a message from the boobs of the family is lovely

Good morning x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Good morning O.P.,

Did anybody mention there is an initiation all newbies have to partake in before you're a bone fide member of the forum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning O.P.,

Did anybody mention there is an initiation all newbies have to partake in before you're a bone fide member of the forum...

No one mentioned this to me!?

Please explain?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hello u fabulous people xxx

Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Hello u fabulous people xxx

Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though."

Me too!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Hello u fabulous people xxx

All you need now is a profile pic that alludes to your sexual prowess so we can perv over it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome and enjoy. You may end up

and

a fair few times but you will also

and even

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.

Me too!"

And, baby, look at you now. Proper part of the firmament and a heavenly sight in your own right.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.

Me too!

And, baby, look at you now. Proper part of the firmament and a heavenly sight in your own right."

Aw! Thank you!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

welcome read back from the top of your thread and youll get a general idea of the lunatics youll be talking to they are for the most part entertaining sometimes critical always political mostly supportive and from a completely different world to the vanilla one out there enjoy!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.

Me too!

And, baby, look at you now. Proper part of the firmament and a heavenly sight in your own right.

Aw! Thank you!

Aw and thanks from me aswell, you wern't, but I just hijacked your praise

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