FabSwingers.com forum: Bad jokes please.

By *ingu and The Ape OP Couple
over a year ago

The Igloo

I (the ape) just caused Pingu to re-evaluate our relationship with a really bad joke. A little back ground first. I am trying to educate Pingu in Star Wars. This morning I broke out a bad joke. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

Now Pingu is looking strangely at me.

Your best worst jokes please, bonus for nerdy/geeky jokes.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"I (the ape) just caused Pingu to re-evaluate our relationship with a really bad joke. A little back ground first. I am trying to educate Pingu in Star Wars. This morning I broke out a bad joke. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

Now Pingu is looking strangely at me.

Your best worst jokes please, bonus for nerdy/geeky jokes. "
how did darth vader know what luke skywalker got for xmas,,,

coz he felt his presence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Friday, a 5 year old pupil told me this joke:

What do you call a kitten with no eyes?

- a banana

Please pm for my details, when I inevitably pick up the prize for worst joke.

Thankfully his classmate stepped up and provided the following:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

- beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?

Anakin: Wookiee steak.

Luke: Is it any good?

Anakin: It’s a little chewy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Fish with no eye? Fsh.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

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By *ingu and The Ape OP Couple
over a year ago

The Igloo

"Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?

Anakin: Wookiee steak.

Luke: Is it any good?

Anakin: It’s a little chewy…"

Like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knock knock

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What happens when the Jedi's alarm clock goes off?

The Force Awakens...

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