FabSwingers.com forum: Darts, Drink & Mobile Phones!

By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

A female friend of mine is a bit of a darts player and plays in a league on a Monday night. I'm not actually convinced that she does play darts, but she does say she likes the feel of 3 shafts in her hand at the same time.

Now she'll often text me between her games, the texts getting progressively sexier as the night wears on (or as the alcohol takes effect) until she eventually gives me a little slightly slurred phone call (sometimes very slurred) where she rabbits on about this and that, and with the help of my translator I decipher the slurs to I've won, lost etc and I'm heading to bed....

Anyway, last night the late evening call was missing as she's somehow or other lost her mobile phone. It's currently believed that she's scouring the streets of Essex trying to find the phone and I'm under a strict request not to text her, especially not to send a naughty text incase the lost phone is in her mates car, so tempting to break this request I have to say....

So the question is do you have to drink to play darts and have you lost (or got up to anything more interesting) than a mobile phone on your way home from the pub

By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I was a bit concern about this until you said a Monday evening as i plate Tuesdays .... You can't play darts without a pint

Hahaha well you'd have to know me too, but you are in the North West so it has possibilities......

By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No you don't need to drink to play darts.....I would be lethal with them if I had

Used to play darts for a league once a week a few years back and do miss it.