FabSwingers.com forum: What 3 items would you buy to make the cashier give you a funny look

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do this: rolls sleeves up

Went on a canal boat weekend, a friend owned the boat. But the heating was knackered, and it was January. And also before mobile phones gps and maps were in everyone’s pockets. And sitting in a metal boat in frozen water gets old FAST.

So we set out on a quest to find a supermarket, about 6/7 of us, just following our noses. Took ages but kept us warmer. And when we got there, we all bought the same thing:

A duvet

A bag of tea light candles

A bottle of spirits

And we all went back to the boat, lit candles everywhere, wrapped up and drank ourselves warm… fucking fire trap it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape

Plastic sheeting

A shovel

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Cucumber

KY jelly

People's friend magazine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zip ties

Lube

Baby wipes.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I can do this: rolls sleeves up

So we set out on a quest to find a supermarket, about 6/7 of us, just following our noses. Took ages but kept us warmer. And when we got there, we all bought the same thing:

A duvet

A bag of tea light candles

A bottle of spirits

And we all went back to the boat, lit candles everywhere, wrapped up and drank ourselves warm… fucking fire trap it was!"

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Bottle of whisky

Razor blades

And a multipack of paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagiclean.

Bicycle pump.

Shaving Mirror.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

3 bottles of Bollinger La Grande

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can do this: rolls sleeves up

So we set out on a quest to find a supermarket, about 6/7 of us, just following our noses. Took ages but kept us warmer. And when we got there, we all bought the same thing:

A duvet

A bag of tea light candles

A bottle of spirits

And we all went back to the boat, lit candles everywhere, wrapped up and drank ourselves warm… fucking fire trap it was!"

My first thoughts was it would have looked pretty but thinking about it...definitely firetrap!

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By *attMonroMan
over a year ago

NE and Central Belt

Maltesers

Squirty cream

Straws (not plastic of course)

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Maltesers

Squirty cream

Straws (not plastic of course) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nappies

Duct tape

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Cucumber

KY jelly

People's friend magazine"

I know someone who purchased the first two as a challenge

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Jar of jumbo hotdogs,

Lube

Laxatives

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Nappies

Duct tape"
and a pair of tin snips

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Lube, dog food, false eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was…

Plastic dust sheet

duct tape

Baby oil

…Yep I was looked at funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nappies

Duct tape

Bandages

Forgot the third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nappies

Duct tapeand a pair of tin snips"

Tin snips?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Lube, Pumpkin, extra large condoms

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I think I meant butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair curlers

Tanning lotion

1000 Picnic bars...if they still do em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spermicidal lube

Hacksaw blades

And Vanish stain remover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swarfega.

Dog food.

Condoms.

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By *ayskiMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Duct tape

Plastic sheeting

A shovel

Fake beard

Washing up gloves

Hacksaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other week it was bagels and a cucumber! I was totally naive and didn’t see it as a naughty thing, until I heard sniggering behind me on the way home

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A tub of Vaseline,

A bunch of bananas,

And a butternut squash

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Haemoroid cream

Elastic bands

Scissors..

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Lube

Cucumber

Candle

Haha

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By *ayskiMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Haemoroid cream

Elastic bands

Scissors.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube and batteries. Have done this before and it always makes them more uncomfortable than me haha

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lube and batteries. Have done this before and it always makes them more uncomfortable than me haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

Cucumber

Vaseline xx

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

True story: was dying my hair blue and I didn't want to look like a smurf so popped to the shop to get supplies to protect my skin. Didn't think twice about it until I heard giggling from behind me in the queue, turned to look and then followed their gaze down to my shopping basket, which contained only two items.

Pair of marigolds

Extra large tub of vaseline

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Very similar to above.

Marigolds,

Vaseline

And a pineapple.

I was making moulds...

The pineapple was for a cough...

Honest

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Squirty cream, condoms, batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jäger

Eminem cd

Bottle of peroxide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple

Condoms

Skooshy cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I manage to do that on a daily basis, when buying anything just buy a loan vegetable (turnip or something random) look the person on the till in the eyes and just say “don’t ask”

Another thing I love doing is reading there name badge and calling them by there first name, you get some people that look at you like you have two heads lol

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Honestly I manage to do that on a daily basis, when buying anything just buy a loan vegetable (turnip or something random) look the person on the till in the eyes and just say “don’t ask”

Another thing I love doing is reading there name badge and calling them by there first name, you get some people that look at you like you have two heads lol

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I like that don't ask . Going to do that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly I manage to do that on a daily basis, when buying anything just buy a loan vegetable (turnip or something random) look the person on the till in the eyes and just say “don’t ask”

Another thing I love doing is reading there name badge and calling them by there first name, you get some people that look at you like you have two heads lol

I like that don't ask . Going to do that .

100% try it, you can see them go from not giving a fuck to what the fuck in seconds lol

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Butternut squash, bottle of olive oil, and a rubber ring.

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