FabSwingers.com forum: The most vanilla thing you masturbated too?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was a short description of sex in the Stephen King book: Potent in my teens.

Before the age of internet porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla milkshake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla essence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kay’s catalog

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Vanilla Ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband. He's pretty vanilla

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A metronome.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Husband. He's pretty vanilla

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Re: Vanilla

Did you know that Haagen Daas no longer puts real vanilla in their vanilla ice cream?

Not sure if it was an ethical change (owing to the reported problems in Madagascar) or a financial decision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Re: Vanilla

Did you know that Haagen Daas no longer puts real vanilla in their vanilla ice cream?

Not sure if it was an ethical change (owing to the reported problems in Madagascar) or a financial decision. "

I didn’t know that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Probably an underwear catalogue. Looking for the bras where you can see through to the nipples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy. "

How could you lower the tone of this high brow thread like that. Google at your own risk peeps. Sales in Vanilla ice cream will plummet. Unless you’re into that kind of kink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably an underwear catalogue. Looking for the bras where you can see through to the nipples. "

This one!!

Or the shakira music video - hips don’t lie

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Re: Vanilla

Did you know that Haagen Daas no longer puts real vanilla in their vanilla ice cream?

Not sure if it was an ethical change (owing to the reported problems in Madagascar) or a financial decision. "

That's a proper vanilla fact on all levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy.

How could you lower the tone of this high brow thread like that. Google at your own risk peeps. Sales in Vanilla ice cream will plummet. Unless you’re into that kind of kink!

I regretted finding out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husband. He's pretty vanilla

Her husband. She’s not wrong

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Shampoo bottle lady I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husband. He's pretty vanilla

Vanilla complements other flavours though ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently a few people have now done that to my vanilla slice video!

Each to their own!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Kay’s catalog "

That's an age thing.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Weather forecast...

Carol Kirkwood... just sayin...

Also cracking one off to a 3 minute deadline is quite the challenge!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pictures of topless men. Not saying who

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringles.

Mars bar.

Just to clarify, I'm not weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pringles.

Mars bar.

Just to clarify, I'm not weird. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a teenager I used to masturbate to the pictures of knickers in catalogues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Klimt?

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Kay’s catalog "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Lineker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weather forecast...

Carol Kirkwood... just sayin...

Also cracking one off to a 3 minute deadline is quite the challenge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks.

Car washing.

Iced coffee.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy. "

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Klimt?"

No, it was a picture of the statue.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

[Removed by poster at 22/01/22 12:11:23]

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Klimt?

No, it was a picture of the statue."

Weirdly, I have a very specific memory of that being in a monty python annual... seem to recall he was fingering her hip like a flute...

might have done the same! - that's a very sexy statue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you remember the Mills & Boon books

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Do you remember the Mills & Boon books

I've heard they are pretty raunchy.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A picture of Una Stubbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard.... anyone want a lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Morning tv show

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy. "

I am SO glad I don't have vanilla in/on anything I eat or drink! :puke

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By *ryant2018Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Absolutely Kay’s catalogue lingerie and dress section x as a teenager of course !

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

"Absolutely Kay’s catalogue lingerie and dress section x as a teenager of course !"

With you there, that hint of nipple, more innocent times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tory ex-minister to my eternal shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like everyone else grattans catalogue then my dads poem stash then imagining sex with my mates older sister

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A Tory ex-minister to my eternal shame

Go and stand in corner and hang your head in shame.

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