FabSwingers.com forum: My new cult

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am considering starting a cult

What would you offer up as a gift at your enrolment ceremony?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My blood

Sounds far more fancy than it really is, which is actually a used sanitary towel. Doing my bit for the environment innit. Recycling.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just tell me when my enrollment is so I can skip it and be somewhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am considering starting a cult

What would you offer up as a gift at your enrolment ceremony? "

You can have two of my fingers… in a V shape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tell me when my enrollment is so I can skip it and be somewhere else. "

You already missed it

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Just tell me when my enrollment is so I can skip it and be somewhere else.

You already missed it"

Five posts, and no mention of J*ffa C*kes... Something's not right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like it's a solo cult

Oh well

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By *ob71085Man
over a year ago

Preston

"I am considering starting a cult

What would you offer up as a gift at your enrolment ceremony?

You can have two of my fingers… in a V shape"
haha to funny

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Looks like it's a solo cult

Oh well "

Fuck you wonko, I offered up a jam rag and everything! Pffffffffffft.

I'll take my bleeding vageeeeen elsewhere. Like, to the bathroom.

Meanie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like it's a solo cult

Oh well

Fuck you wonko, I offered up a jam rag and everything! Pffffffffffft.

I'll take my bleeding vageeeeen elsewhere. Like, to the bathroom.

Meanie. "

It's best this way. Best to block too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish I hadn't bothered now

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I am considering starting a cult

What would you offer up as a gift at your enrolment ceremony? "

Sadly I cannot as I already have a cult but I will bring you soft towels for your orgies as a sign of good faith and friendship.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would offer a cub scout woggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would offer a cub scout woggle"

Snorted at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of Vegemite. It's like Marmite but worse.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I would sacrifice my pancakes on the alter of Wonko. Syrup or butter?

LvM

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

A life time supply of Jaffa cakes

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I'm already in a cult.

The Diffi cult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic comments and shitty dad jokes...

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"I am considering starting a cult

What would you offer up as a gift at your enrolment ceremony? "

Your severed cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tell me when my enrollment is so I can skip it and be somewhere else.

You already missed it

Five posts, and no mention of J*ffa C*kes... Something's not right."

Or jelly babies. Tut, whats the world coming too

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I am considering starting a cult

What would you offer up as a gift at your enrolment ceremony? "

The gift of surprise

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Been there, done that, not doing it again thanks

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Irn bru and a vegetarian haggis

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A huge bowl of punch for everyone to drink and tickets for the mother ship.

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