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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here

Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

NerooooooØ!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"NerooooooØ!"

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]"

You could be my first (today)

Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]"

Loser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

You could be my first (today)

Hello everyone

At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"[Removed by poster because she was too busy sexting NeroLondon in private chat at 21/01/22 21:21:02]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/01/22 22:26:35]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/01/22 22:26:35]"

I'm really am a twonk.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

You could be my first (today)

Hello everyone

At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle

First you let me share a bath with you and now your bed? I'm well and truly spoilt today, must return the favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.

Can you give it a little peck please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.

Can you give it a little peck please

I don't mean like a bird. Jesus Christ. Uhm, how do I get out of this?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, K. You beat me to flirting with Appletree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

You could be my first (today)

Hello everyone

At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle

First you let me share a bath with you and now your bed? I'm well and truly spoilt today, must return the favour

I will even let you share my lavender pillow spray. That's for special people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do? "

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, K. You beat me to flirting with Appletree."

To quote your post above...Loser

Just kidding, I'm too cute to be a meanie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.

Can you give it a little peck please

Come here my little Apple pie. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.

Can you give it a little neck please

I don't mean like a bird. Jesus Christ. Uhm, how do I get out of this?! "

Start singing that song Owe Jive did.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]

You could be my first (today)

Hello everyone

At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle

First you let me share a bath with you and now your bed? I'm well and truly spoilt today, must return the favour

I will even let you share my lavender pillow spray. That's for special people

I have at least two of them in my bedside table and they never get used. I also have a few candles somewhere there if you fancy some wax play,or s'mores in bed, I don't judge

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?

Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, K. You beat me to flirting with Appletree.

To quote your post above...Loser

Just kidding, I'm too cute to be a meanie

You've got me bang to rights!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

Thank you. Where should I sit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

Thank you. Where should I sit?

Next to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

Thank you. Where should I sit?

I've got a lap, I've got a face.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

My feet are cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

Thank you. Where should I sit?

I've got a lap, I've got a face. "

Just don't stick your finger up on the seat like last time, I'm not driving you to hospital again.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

Thank you. Where should I sit?

Next to me

Suits me. You bring the drinks, I'll bring the snacks. And we'll jointly share the milkshake and bring all the boys to the yard

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

gØØd Evening Jim!! Thanks for my ¹st badge! ?ravo!

And good evening to...

PrincessÄlphabet

AppleTree¹°°°LOSER

DoesItReallyMatterHØRNS?

KaySee20Twenty

RickyShawDee

Syphilis (Man)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My feet are cold."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sysyphus. Welcome to The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface. I've got these especially for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Sysyphus, he's at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.

Thank you. Where should I sit?

I've got a lap, I've got a face.

Just don't stick your finger up on the seat like last time, I'm not driving you to hospital again. "

I said I'm sorry.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?"

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boom boom boom, now let me here you say way-ooh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

Get it inside you.

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over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Coming in the steam room as well?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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What?? Is that all you can muster? A group effin' hug???? Huh? Huh?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

Get it inside you."

If you say so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. It's all happening in here, I tell ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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What?? Is that all you can muster? A group effin' hug???? Huh? Huh?

She getting straight down to business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

Get it inside you.

If you say so. "

Good girl.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight and how was your week?

For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Evening in 4K

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right."

Changing the batteries in the TV remote?

Tripped over a cat?

Cutting your toenails?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight and how was your week?

For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.

Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening in 4K

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gatekeeper. I can read you so clearly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's gone ¹¹pm, and I haven't got my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants on. Just what sort of a The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface is this for goodness sakes?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

Get it inside you.

If you say so.

Good girl."

Yes i am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

Get it inside you.

If you say so.

Good girl.

Yes i am

I bet you are.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.

How do you do?

I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting

Get it inside you.

If you say so.

Good girl.

Yes i am

I bet you are."

The real question is whether it's too much to dress up just for gin..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like some good news, that's happening tomorrow?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday."

My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk

Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It's gone ¹¹pm, and I haven't got my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants on. Just what sort of a The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface is this for goodness sakes?"

Hostess with the leastest. Or something

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight and how was your week?

For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.

Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee."

If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.

My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk

Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head

Have you got a favourite Meat Loaf song? I'm not a big fan. When I was at school one of the boys would put I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) on, on the Jukebox in the, I'm going to say common room. Even though it wasn't called the common room. Because it went on forever, and it annoyed the girls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hostess with the leastest. Or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight and how was your week?

For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.

Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.

If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!"

What do you drink?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.

My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk

Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Bat Out of Hell

He was a good actor too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight and how was your week?

For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.

Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.

If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!

What do you drink?!"

Semi skimmed milk, water, fruit juices, fruit squashes diluted with water. No alcohol as I'm teetotal.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Meatloaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you tonight and how was your week?

For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.

Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.

If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!

What do you drink?!

Semi skimmed milk, water, fruit juices, fruit squashes diluted with water. No alcohol as I'm teetotal."

I feel like I know you better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Meatloaf

I knew you'd win. And I knew you'd say Meat Loaf.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.

My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk

Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head

•

He used to be a Venetian Blinds salesman before he hit the big time. He would do anything for louvre but he won't do slats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm having technical issues. I'll be back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Meatloaf

I knew you'd win. And I knew you'd say Meat Loaf."

Just press play, Jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm having technical issues. I'll be back."

Cheat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've tried asking, over two different threads. But nobody was interested. So I'm just going to tell you. Tomorrow Betty Boo is releasing her first single in thirty years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having technical issues. I'll be back.

Cheat!

I'm going to try something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got my Spotify working. I'm listening to Meat Loaf on my smart smart speaker. On this day facts coming soon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've tried asking, over two different threads. But nobody was interested. So I'm just going to tell you. Tomorrow Betty Boo is releasing her first single in thirty years."

Maybe that should be your next Spotify artist? You'll have listened to oooooo, about 2.5 Meatloaf songs in your half hour stint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups."

Nope

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening / morning ? Jim and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

Changing the batteries in the TV remote?

Tripped over a cat?

Cutting your toenails?"

Noooooope, but

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

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"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

Changing the batteries in the TV remote?

Tripped over a cat?

Cutting your toenails?

Noooooope, but

Skateboarding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've tried asking, over two different threads. But nobody was interested. So I'm just going to tell you. Tomorrow Betty Boo is releasing her first single in thirty years.

Maybe that should be your next Spotify artist? You'll have listened to oooooo, about 2.5 Meatloaf songs in your half hour stint

I will listen to some Betty Boo. And I've still got Meat Loaf on, doing his theatrical rock 'n' roll.

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over a year ago

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.

Nope"

We're you playing darts?

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over a year ago

"Evening / morning ? Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, G to the J to the B. It's a bit early for mornings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 1788 Lord Byron was born.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

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"Evening / morning ? Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, G to the J to the B. It's a bit early for mornings."

Well Perhaps night ? Typing , posting as went past midnight . Was not sure post time would show

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over a year ago

On this day 1960 Michael Hutchence was born.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ

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over a year ago

"Evening / morning ? Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, G to the J to the B. It's a bit early for mornings.

Well Perhaps night ? Typing , posting as went past midnight . Was not sure post time would show

Ah.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On this day 1788 Lord Byron was born."

Poetry in motion

I'm off to sleep now, goodnight!

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over a year ago

On this day 1908 Katie Mulcahey was arrested for lighting a cigarette, violating the one day old Sullivan Ordinance banning women from smoking in public in New York City, and was fined $5. Appearing before the judge she stated “I’ve got as much right to smoke as you have. I never heard of this new law, and I don’t want to hear about it. No man shall dictate to me.”

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over a year ago

"On this day 1788 Lord Byron was born.

Poetry in motion

I'm off to sleep now, goodnight! "

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 1819 we lost Queen Victoria.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 2008 we lost Heath Ledger.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

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Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 1901 after 63 years Britain stops the sale of Queen Victoria postage stamps and begins the sale of King Edward VII postage stamps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LadyBugs. How the flip are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We're ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hurrah for the halfway midnight hour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hurrah for the halfway midnight hour!

Yeah! Let's do another on this day fact!

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over a year ago

On this day 1971 John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band recorded Power to the People at his Ascot Sound Studio.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epue9X8bpc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.

Nope

We're you playing darts?"

I fell out of a tree. 35 years too late

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over a year ago

On this day 2018 Netflix became the largest digital media and entertainment company in the world, with a value of $100 billion.

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over a year ago

"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.

Wanna guess what I was doing?

I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.

Nope

We're you playing darts?

I fell out of a tree. 35 years too late

Hahahaha. I hope your broken wrist doesn't put you off climbing another tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck climbing trees, it's my wanking hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck climbing trees, it's my wanking hand

I hope you get better very, very soon.

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over a year ago

On this day 1992 Sarah, Duchess of York wore a paper bag over her head on an airline journey.

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over a year ago

Bonjour everyone , today after years I found out there is an app for firestick to control it and turn it into voice searchable (if not alexa type) and..even if you lose the remote it works perfectly

so much quicker to type things to narrow down the porn you actually want or anything else you search

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over a year ago

"Bonjour everyone , today after years I found out there is an app for firestick to control it and turn it into voice searchable (if not alexa type) and..even if you lose the remote it works perfectly

so much quicker to type things to narrow down the porn you actually want or anything else you search "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DFun. That's handy.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

I'm going to watch the second episode of the new season of Ozark. I'll check back in when the episode ends.

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over a year ago

"I'm going to watch the second episode of the new season of Ozark. I'll check back in when the episode ends."

Im watching law breakdown on britney latest court rulings and its soooo boring. It just gets drags on and all the lawyers a judge gets loads of money zzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in to say hello for a little while before I lose consciousness for a few hours.

Ello ello! Gooood moaning!

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

Fuming!!!!

Just popped in for a moan : -D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuming!!!!

Just popped in for a moan : -D

What's new pussycat? Waahoohwaahohwow

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over a year ago

"Popping in to say hello for a little while before I lose consciousness for a few hours.

Ello ello! Gooood moaning!"

'Allo 'allo.

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over a year ago

"Fuming!!!!

Just popped in for a moan : -D

Moan away.

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over a year ago

On this day 1994 we lost Telly Savalas.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0

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over a year ago

It's DJ Jazzy Jeff's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jeff!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AVWZwZq_QU

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to eat a muffin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm drinking tea now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm drinking tea now."

Good Morning Jim

I’m on coffee and first cig lol

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over a year ago

On this day 2005 Donald Trump and Melania Knauss got married at the Bethesda by the Sea Episcopal Church in Palm Beach, Florida.

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over a year ago

"I'm drinking tea now.

Good Morning Jim

I’m on coffee and first cig lol

Sip that coffee and fill your lungs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm drinking tea now.

Good Morning Jim

I’m on coffee and first cig lol

Sip that coffee and fill your lungs."

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over a year ago

He's on it. ^

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over a year ago

It's only 337 days until Christmas.

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over a year ago

'Cause we all have wings. But some of us don't know why.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Fuck climbing trees, it's my wanking hand

Enquiring minds want to know if you were wanking in the tree when you fell out of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like some good news, that's happening tomorrow?"

What's your good news sweetheart?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm going to watch the second episode of the new season of Ozark. I'll check back in when the episode ends."

•

Ozark is absolutely brilliant! I watched S4/Ep1 just before Jim's Nocturnal thread.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On this day 1819 we lost Queen Victoria.

Eh?! Queen Victoria I was BORN in 1819 Jim. She died on 22 Jan 1901...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"On this day 1819 we lost Queen Victoria.

Eh?! I was BORN in 1819 Jim."

You're lookin' rather untarnished for your age.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

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"Hiya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LadyBugs. How the flip are you?"
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I was tipsy! Now I have a hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, laugh at this with me so I don't cry...

Me: Why did you say no to sex lastnight but then have sex with me?

Mr: I don't know, I didn't even fancy it. Did you enjoy it?

Me: I did, you?

Mr: No, I didn't actually.

Me: Oh, was it something I did?

Mr: *through sniggering* Yes, you were there

I think that's evidence I'm not a good shag.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"On this day 1819 we lost Queen Victoria.

Eh?! I was BORN in 1819 Jim.

You're lookin' rather untarnished for your age.

Thanks

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