FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest object

By *Wkinkymale OP Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

so whats the strangest object you've had inside you.

Screwdriver handle for me (so far)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Butternut squash I believe. I was blindfolded at the time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Or someone's foot in the jacuzzi at chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whats the strangest object you've had inside you.

Screwdriver handle for me (so far)"

Hahaha sorry but that cracked me up ffs

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By *ohnny3333Man
over a year ago

fleetwood

Wife likes my jd bottle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"so whats the strangest object you've had inside you.

Screwdriver handle for me (so far)"

Which end and in where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair straighteners (off and cold)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being stabbed count?

Or eating quorn sausages?

Both equally as painful and not supposed to be in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trunk of my cuddly elephant toy....

... many many years ago

NBVN x

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

"so whats the strangest object you've had inside you.

Screwdriver handle for me (so far)

Which end and in where? "

I've had both ends, in different places, one was deliberate the other accidental

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

When I was about 16 I used to play with my older divorced neighbour on a regular basis. One time there was nothing to hand so to speak so we used a figurine I don't think it was Royal Doulton though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts "

And a tic tac stuck in my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts

And a tic tac stuck in my face

Define ‘in your face’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts

And a tic tac stuck in my face

Define ‘in your face’."

Lodged inside my cheek. Being 13 and having a homemade catapult was always going to end in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts

And a tic tac stuck in my face

Define ‘in your face’.

Lodged inside my cheek. Being 13 and having a homemade catapult was always going to end in tears

That’s fair.

I’d say it counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A surgeons hands and a crayon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A surgeons hands and a crayon ! "

At the same time?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Onions, down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A surgeons hands and a crayon ! "

Wait, what?

Was it still connected to the surgeon?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A surgeons hands and a crayon !

At the same time?"

Maybe, who knows what they get upto whilst I'm anaesthetised

but no two separate occasions, crayon was up my nose and had to be removed in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A surgeons hands and a crayon !

Wait, what?

Was it still connected to the surgeon?…"

Haha, nope, two separate occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A surgeons hands and a crayon !

Wait, what?

Was it still connected to the surgeon?…

Haha, nope, two separate occasions

xx"

I meant the hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A surgeons hands and a crayon !

Wait, what?

Was it still connected to the surgeon?…

Haha, nope, two separate occasions

I meant the hands!

Pmsl , it was very much attached

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Onions, down there "

Browned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in me but deep heat all on my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gauze pads whilst the lovely midwife stitched my vulva back together. Had a great conversation with her about textiles whilst she was doing it. Mr joked about a husband stitch, I could have throttled him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in me but deep heat all on my balls"

Why did you put deep heat on your balls?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"so whats the strangest object you've had inside you.

Screwdriver handle for me (so far)"

Phillips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whats the strangest object you've had inside you.

Screwdriver handle for me (so far)

Phillips? "

No it was Dave’s.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Amateurs.....

A 6ft curtain pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in me but deep heat all on my balls

Why did you put deep heat on your balls? "

Lads at football rubbed it in my boxers while I was in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in me but deep heat all on my balls

Why did you put deep heat on your balls?

Lads at football rubbed it in my boxers while I was in the shower"

Ouch !

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Pencil rubber stuck up my nose when I was little. Actually had to go to the hospital to get it removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in me but deep heat all on my balls

Why did you put deep heat on your balls?

Lads at football rubbed it in my boxers while I was in the shower

Ouch ! "

Yeah you can definitely say that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The handle of the shower squeegee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pencil rubber stuck up my nose when I was little. Actually had to go to the hospital to get it removed

2B or not 2B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut in my ear. Curious little mind.

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

"Amateurs.....

A 6ft curtain pole

hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread could have gone a lot worse to be fair.

Although there is still time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end of an extendable paint roller..

and still to this day might I say hehe..

x x

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By *ommeLadyWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

definitely my ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"definitely my ex."

Oh she’s a killer queen!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

the handle end of a shovel

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Half a cider

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By *Wkinkymale OP Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

"Half a cider "

was it still in the bottle/glass?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"the handle end of a shovel"

I hope it wasn't the T bar at then end. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoke too soon.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Half a cider

was it still in the bottle/glass?"

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

3 knives and a bullet, different occasions.

Winston.

AKA lucky......

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