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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

… you get in from work and see you have two messages. Then you look and see they are from men. Then you open them and they are both from the same man and contain one word. Sometimes I wonder what the world is coming to!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Crazy times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… you get in from work and see you have two messages. Then you look and see they are from men. Then you open them and they are both from the same man and contain one word. Sometimes I wonder what the world is coming to!"

He was cumming to your pics probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you could block single men from contacting you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a little treat.

Send him dick.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I got one yesterday from a 'couple', 400 miles away asking where am I, what am I in to and what am I in to.

Then asking for full body pics.

It ended with Regards. That sounds just like a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you could block single men from contacting you?"

You can... puzzles me why bloke's don't use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this a negative thing? I thought all straight guys on here occasionally suck cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you could block single men from contacting you?

You can... puzzles me why bloke's don't use it"

I don’t because it soils loads of forum fun. I’d love an option that says block “x” unless x has posted on the forum in the last 3 days - would sort 95% of the issues.

Wait, no then they’d just post shit once every 3 days . Oh well back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the one word? I bet it was wordle?!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Treat him send him a message

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nope must be your lucky day as it's Friday

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

I get messages from men, sometimes chat often just ignore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just reply with the same word repeated, only replace the first letter of the second word with ‘Schm’

Him: dick

You: dick schmick

Him: fuck?

You: fuck schmuck?

Him: what the fuck are you doing?

You: what the fuck are you doing schmoimg?

You get it. See how long, he’ll block you first

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is fucking your bum okay?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol."

If he sucks you and you bum him then that’s not ghay so what’s the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol.

If he sucks you and you bum him then that’s not ghay so what’s the problem? "

Exactly, if he sucks your dick that's him being gay. Your perfectly straight. No issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww well you could have thousands of messages to go through ….not an easy job i can tell you

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"Was this a negative thing? I thought all straight guys on here occasionally suck cock?"

I think it was the sheer audacity of sending two one word texts. The crash after the excitement of receiving two messages.

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By *hat Bloke OP   Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol.

If he sucks you and you bum him then that’s not ghay so what’s the problem?

Exactly, if he sucks your dick that's him being gay. Your perfectly straight. No issue."

I have no issue with what other folk do. Men are just not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was this a negative thing? I thought all straight guys on here occasionally suck cock?

I think it was the sheer audacity of sending two one word texts. The crash after the excitement of receiving two messages."

I agree that is quite painful.

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"Just reply with the same word repeated, only replace the first letter of the second word with ‘Schm’

Him: dick

You: dick schmick

Him: fuck?

You: fuck schmuck?

Him: what the fuck are you doing?

You: what the fuck are you doing schmoimg?

You get it. See how long, he’ll block you first "

This is sheer genius!

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