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By *otsossie OP   Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I’ve just been looking for my phone to plug it in.

It was in my hand.

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember the lyrics to every pop song of the 80s but I’m fucked if I know where I put my glasses.

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By *otsossie OP   Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I have many many pairs of glasses. But only one I like…

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I’ve just been looking for my phone to plug it in.

It was in my hand.

Ffs"

Believe it or not, could have been worse... You could have been talking on the phone you're looking for

Not my finest moment

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By *otsossie OP   Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I have been known to hunt the spectacles I’m wearing

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Bet you've never spent 45 minutes looking for the Sky remote? Turning the house upside down, only to find it later in the fridge?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"I have been known to hunt the spectacles I’m wearing "

us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been known to hunt the spectacles I’m wearing "

This happens to me all the bloody time. they are either on my face or on my head.

I once used my T key (huge key that unlocks doors on trains) to try and unlock the front door of my house after a long night shift

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By *otsossie OP   Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"Bet you've never spent 45 minutes looking for the Sky remote? Turning the house upside down, only to find it later in the fridge? "

No, it’s always under the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet you've never spent 45 minutes looking for the Sky remote? Turning the house upside down, only to find it later in the fridge? "

Do you know the button trick to find your remote? Press and hold the sky button on your box for a few seconds and a bleepy alarm goes off on your remote

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By *otsossie OP   Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"I once used my T key (huge key that unlocks doors on trains) to try and unlock the front door of my house after a long night shift "

Tried plipping it with the car key? Works just as well.

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By *olly GolightlyWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


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Believe it or not, could have been worse... You could have been talking on the phone you're looking for

Not my finest moment "

OK I feel like this is a safe space so I'm comfortable enough to come out and admit I've done this too

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Ever stood in front of doors wondering why they are not opening despite clicking the fucking car key at them?

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Twice I have struggled to find my keys to open my front door and then discovered I can't find my phone in my bag and commented on that to my daughter who's on the other end of the phone and my phone is pressed against my ear. Oh how she laughs.....

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By *otsossie OP   Man
over a year ago

local, but not too local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can remember the lyrics to every pop song of the 80s but I’m fucked if I know where I put my glasses. "

Ditto

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