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By *eyond Purity OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I've just heard on the radio how someone found grass clippings on their hot tub steps and in the tub itself, along with empty beer cans on the floor. They hadn't been in it and have AstroTurf!

If you felt so inclined to be cheeky and take a dip in mine, how would I know? What evidence would you leave behind?

I would be far less covert about it and would knock straight on your door and have you invite me in

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome in mine, but it’s not been turned on in months, needs a clean and a new filter…

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By *anJXMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I have security camera on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave my name and number for you on a little card

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By *eyond Purity OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Welcome in mine, but it’s not been turned on in months, needs a clean and a new filter…"

How could I refuse?!

C

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’d leave a few used condoms and the girl’s knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave some jizz juice floating on the top.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cake crumbs......

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"I'd leave some jizz juice floating on the top. "

Surely it curdles? I can’t think of anything worse than hot tub cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd leave some jizz juice floating on the top.

Surely it curdles? I can’t think of anything worse than hot tub cheese. "

It’s why I could never jump into a hot tub in a sex club. Nobody abides by the no hanky-panky rule do they, and the last thing I want inadvertently ending up in my mouth is some randomers stale gloop / nut juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd leave some jizz juice floating on the top.

Surely it curdles? I can’t think of anything worse than hot tub cheese.

It’s why I could never jump into a hot tub in a sex club. Nobody abides by the no hanky-panky rule do they, and the last thing I want inadvertently ending up in my mouth is some randomers stale gloop / nut juice "

Mind you Hot Tub Cheese! That actually sounds nice. Cheese. In a hot tub!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I’m guessing the reality would me more like a bit of a poached egg that really needed another few minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate that has dropped onto my boobs, melted, and then slid into the water.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

OK, that is quite a difficult image to cope with. . . .

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Empty wine glasses, a burnt out candle and an empty curly whurly wrapper

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"OK, that is quite a difficult image to cope with. . . ."

No, no, leave it with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in it with you C ,and K would be our waiter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m guessing the reality would me more like a bit of a poached egg that really needed another few minutes. "

My hot tub is for sale if anyone is ever interested in going in one again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you felt so inclined to be cheeky and take a dip in mine, how would I know? What evidence would you leave behind?

C"

Most obvious evidence I’d leave, is the fence I probably broke trying to climb it. I’m somewhat clumsy so you’d also notice the ambulance that’s been called, due to the injuries caused while damaging your fence. Sorry OP

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Little lotus flower floats with candles so it looks pretty as a thank you

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

My knickers, if ive had a good night out, i tend to lose them

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By *eyond Purity OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I'd be in it with you C ,and K would be our waiter "

Hey!! No kissing in the pool

K

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Id knock on your door inviting you to a hot tub party,

Would you like to join us within it.

Then it would be lead you around to my house, down the garden through the partitions.

Through the gate to a candle lit hot tub with a few flower petals in it.

Heated by the wood stove piped into the hot tub.

The drinks would be on us so glasses would be there.

Though later some of you did remove your hot tub garments

The barbeque would be started with some food cooked upon it.

Oh and to get back to your house just squeeze through those curtain covers that are blocking out the light to your house

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You can happily have a go in mine, but you will have to empty the green water out of it.

The landlord hasn't given me any chemicals, I don't want to get them for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id leave a half eaten ham salad submarine roll, and a tube of 'bazooka that verruca'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most likely an empty wine bottle accompained by an equally empty pizza box or i might just ever leave and ill be the evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rubber duck and toy submarine..

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Cookie crumbs

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By *eyond Purity OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I've been driving for the past few hours and just returned to the horrors you lot have left behind

To those beasts that left it in a state, you've made me giggle and dry heave. I invite you all again next week, to find it with the combined filth you bestowed. Enjoy.

To those that were adorable, kind and considerate, we have a party to arrange!

To those with a security camera - we can watch that back later

Have a good evening all

C

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By *eyond Purity OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"

If you felt so inclined to be cheeky and take a dip in mine, how would I know? What evidence would you leave behind?

C

Most obvious evidence I’d leave, is the fence I probably broke trying to climb it. I’m somewhat clumsy so you’d also notice the ambulance that’s been called, due to the injuries caused while damaging your fence. Sorry OP "

I properly lol'd at that

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By *eyond Purity OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I'd be in it with you C ,and K would be our waiter

Hey!! No kissing in the pool

K"

I know you don't mean that

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some chilli nuts and an empty bottle of soy sauce

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Jeez I wouldn't even want to get in a jacuzzi with people I know let alone getting in some randoms water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez I wouldn't even want to get in a jacuzzi with people I know let alone getting in some randoms water. "

Rowntrees randoms?

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I’m guessing the reality would me more like a bit of a poached egg that really needed another few minutes.

My hot tub is for sale if anyone is ever interested in going in one again "

I am looking for one.

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