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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I'm not saying that I'm a girly pansy, but over the last couple of years I've developed a touch of arachnophobia. I'm not bothered by the little little ones, or even the big ones with really skinny legs - it's the big, fat brick spiders with thick hairy legs and a sadistic grin on their face that make me squirm like I'm doing a really bad Mick Jagger impersonation.

I've posted this because as I was working tonight, one of those buggers crawled over my hand while I was typing away on my keyboard - I did actually scream a little bit, in a manly way of course!

Has anyone else developed a phobia later in life that they didn't have when they were younger?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ok, it may just be me but ive never seen a grinning spider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok, it may just be me but ive never seen a grinning spider"

They exist, and if you see one ... RUN!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate balloons I'm a gibbering heap when I'm around them yet remember as a kid at Christmas having to have balloons up cos wasn't Christmas without them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"ok, it may just be me but ive never seen a grinning spider

They exist, and if you see one ... RUN!!"

mind it doesnt crawl up those arse cheeks lol, if you feel something tickling your balls you will know what it is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Now I'm not saying that I'm a girly pansy, but over the last couple of years I've developed a touch of arachnophobia. I'm not bothered by the little little ones, or even the big ones with really skinny legs - it's the big, fat brick spiders with thick hairy legs and a sadistic grin on their face that make me squirm like I'm doing a really bad Mick Jagger impersonation.

I've posted this because as I was working tonight, one of those buggers crawled over my hand while I was typing away on my keyboard - I did actually scream a little bit, in a manly way of course!

Has anyone else developed a phobia later in life that they didn't have when they were younger?"
if it was sadistic grin, it would have bitten

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"ok, it may just be me but ive never seen a grinning spider

They exist, and if you see one ... RUN!!

mind it doesnt crawl up those arse cheeks lol, if you feel something tickling your balls you will know what it is"
Diamond's hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm not saying that I'm a girly pansy, but over the last couple of years I've developed a touch of arachnophobia. I'm not bothered by the little little ones, or even the big ones with really skinny legs - it's the big, fat brick spiders with thick hairy legs and a sadistic grin on their face that make me squirm like I'm doing a really bad Mick Jagger impersonation.

I've posted this because as I was working tonight, one of those buggers crawled over my hand while I was typing away on my keyboard - I did actually scream a little bit, in a manly way of course!

Has anyone else developed a phobia later in life that they didn't have when they were younger?if it was sadistic grin, it would have bitten "

I think it was having one of those "I'm not hungry" days, like a lion walking through a herd of zebra with no intention of attacking (not that I'm a herd of zebra) but you know what I mean

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Now I'm not saying that I'm a girly pansy, but over the last couple of years I've developed a touch of arachnophobia. I'm not bothered by the little little ones, or even the big ones with really skinny legs - it's the big, fat brick spiders with thick hairy legs and a sadistic grin on their face that make me squirm like I'm doing a really bad Mick Jagger impersonation.

I've posted this because as I was working tonight, one of those buggers crawled over my hand while I was typing away on my keyboard - I did actually scream a little bit, in a manly way of course!

Has anyone else developed a phobia later in life that they didn't have when they were younger?if it was sadistic grin, it would have bitten

I think it was having one of those "I'm not hungry" days, like a lion walking through a herd of zebra with no intention of attacking (not that I'm a herd of zebra) but you know what I mean "
yes dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm not saying that I'm a girly pansy, but over the last couple of years I've developed a touch of arachnophobia. I'm not bothered by the little little ones, or even the big ones with really skinny legs - it's the big, fat brick spiders with thick hairy legs and a sadistic grin on their face that make me squirm like I'm doing a really bad Mick Jagger impersonation.

I've posted this because as I was working tonight, one of those buggers crawled over my hand while I was typing away on my keyboard - I did actually scream a little bit, in a manly way of course!

Has anyone else developed a phobia later in life that they didn't have when they were younger?if it was sadistic grin, it would have bitten

I think it was having one of those "I'm not hungry" days, like a lion walking through a herd of zebra with no intention of attacking (not that I'm a herd of zebra) but you know what I mean yes dear "

SPIDERWICK UPDATE: The not-so-little bugger only came back for another go! I couldn't take any chances so he's now catching flies in that great web in the sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm not saying that I'm a girly pansy, but over the last couple of years I've developed a touch of arachnophobia. I'm not bothered by the little little ones, or even the big ones with really skinny legs - it's the big, fat brick spiders with thick hairy legs and a sadistic grin on their face that make me squirm like I'm doing a really bad Mick Jagger impersonation.

I've posted this because as I was working tonight, one of those buggers crawled over my hand while I was typing away on my keyboard - I did actually scream a little bit, in a manly way of course!

Has anyone else developed a phobia later in life that they didn't have when they were younger?if it was sadistic grin, it would have bitten

I think it was having one of those "I'm not hungry" days, like a lion walking through a herd of zebra with no intention of attacking (not that I'm a herd of zebra) but you know what I mean yes dear

SPIDERWICK UPDATE: The not-so-little bugger only came back for another go! I couldn't take any chances so he's now catching flies in that great web in the sky "

I'm pmsl here you wuss you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I always wanted a pet spider, but i was never allowed, thought of a name and everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always wanted a pet spider, but i was never allowed, thought of a name and everything. "

What would you have called it?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I always wanted a pet spider, but i was never allowed, thought of a name and everything.

What would you have called it? "
Millie, i wanted a girl spider.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I always wanted a pet spider, but i was never allowed, thought of a name and everything.

What would you have called it? Millie, i wanted a girl spider. "

callum had a tarrantula but not when he was living with me but he used to send me photos on his phone cant remember what he called it but i think its hard to determine the sex of a spider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always wanted a pet spider, but i was never allowed, thought of a name and everything.

What would you have called it? Millie, i wanted a girl spider. "

Ah see, when you give it a name it then sounds more friendly!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

the only good spider (and any other insect apart from the humble bee) is a squashed one...

dont know why, maybe the understanding we need them to pollenate the flowers but these days i can sit in the garden and not run a mile from a bee lke i used to

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