FabSwingers.com forum: • Çheese OR Gín OR Cåke • ??

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

We can assume Jaffa Cakes are a given.

We can equally assume this thread will get hijacked.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Gin please

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

CHEEEESSSSEEEE.

Send me all your surplus Gruyere.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cake

Do you want it to get hijacked? Is your name Jack? Should I say hi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cake. There's nothing more disappointing than getting excited about receiving a parcel and finding out that there isn’t a cake inside it

LvM

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Can I have all three with some chewy sweets thrown in?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cake. There's nothing more disappointing than getting excited about receiving a parcel and finding out that there isn’t a cake inside it

LvM"

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Haha! Is this a hidden snipe at some other silk thread on here??

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Tease...

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Tease...

Malt tease her?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I have all three with some chewy sweets thrown in? "

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Yes, because you're an honorary member of the Cam Bridge 50% Marathon.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"We can assume Jaffa Cakes are a given.

We can equally assume this thread will get hijacked.

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gin and bitter lemon with cheese and tuc crackers

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

Wine

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Gin every time

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Can I have all three with some chewy sweets thrown in?

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Yes, because you're an honorary member of the Cam Bridge 50% Marathon."

Fank u!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cake. There's nothing more disappointing than getting excited about receiving a parcel and finding out that there isn’t a cake inside it

LvM

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Haha! Is this a hidden snipe at some other silk thread on here??

Me? Make a sarcastic comment? Never

LvM

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Cheese

Then gin

Then cake

Problem solved

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Newquay

Gin please

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Did someone say cake?!?!?!

C x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Cheese cake...

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cheese cake...

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Nicely done Åsh!

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Cheese, just not blue, there has to be some limits

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese please

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

It's a bit wild, but hear me out:

Jaffa Cakes, but with CHEESE in the middle.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gin please

Always!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Cheese "

Surprised you've gone with this

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's a bit wild, but hear me out:

Jaffa Cakes, but with CHEESE in the middle."

....dipped in pink Gin?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Cake!

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"It's a bit wild, but hear me out:

Jaffa Cakes, but with CHEESE in the middle.

....dipped in pink Gin?"

Any colour of gin you like, I'll take mine undipped!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

I shall be odd and say none thanks

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^She likes crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate fudge cake

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Stawberry cheesecake ,then strawberry gin ,winner winner

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

"^^^She likes crisps

I like a pom bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^She likes crisps

^^ She likes boobs

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cake

Do you want it to get hijacked? Is your name Jack? Should I say hi?

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It's "Jack" only when I'm being made love to. But thank you for the offer.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Chocolate fudge cake"

Hot chocolate fudge cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"^^^She likes crisps

^^ She likes boobs

Boob crisps!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"We can assume Jaffa Cakes are a given.

We can equally assume this thread will get hijacked.

gin and bitter lemon with cheese and tuc crackers

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It's a smörgåsbord.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"^^^She likes crisps

^^ She likes boobs

Boob crisps!

I'm pretty sure they sell them in Menkind.

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ooooo cake please. K

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gin every time "

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All the time?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cherries please.

I've lost interest in all of the other items because they're becoming too fab trendy.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"^^^She likes crisps

^^ She likes boobs

Boob crisps!

Crispy boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Nero, may I have some cake please?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jaffa cake flavoured gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^She likes crisps

^^ She likes boobs

Boob crisps!

Isn't that what we find in our bras at the end of the day?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cherries please.

I've lost interest in all of the other items because they're becoming too fab trendy. "

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Are they no longer 'en vogue'? Cherries: sour? glace? maraschino?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate fudge cake

Hot chocolate fudge cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream

You ruined it with the ice-cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake if you please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin please, make it a double

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"^^^She likes crisps

^^ She likes boobs

Boob crisps!

Isn't that what we find in our bras at the end of the day? "

Yes

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Dear Nero, may I have some cake please? "

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You see? There's always one polite Fabber with manners on here.

You're my Alice in my Mad Hatter's Tea Party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake - a song was even written for it - cake by the ocean

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Cheese please with a side of cheese and a cheese sauce with a cheese board for pudding and fruit… what can I say I looove cheese

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By *olly StarWoman
over a year ago

Wellington

Cheese, gin and cake please

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Cheese please with a side of cheese and a cheese sauce with a cheese board for pudding and fruit… what can I say I looove cheese "

Now yer talkin'!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"CHEEEESSSSEEEE.

Send me all your surplus Gruyere."

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Only on one condition: change your name; I keep reading it as "Syphilis".

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gin please, make it a double

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Treble for you!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A cheddar and pickle sammich please.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"CHEEEESSSSEEEE.

Send me all your surplus Gruyere.

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Only on one condition: change your name; I keep reading it as "Syphilis".

I'll ask admin for some penicillin.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Chocolate fudge cake

Hot chocolate fudge cake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream

You ruined it with the ice-cream

No way ,its a gamechanger ,trust me

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Can I have cheese and Gin? I just don't feel the need to exclude one one these lol

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I have cheese and Gin? I just don't feel the need to exclude one one these lol "

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That's blasphemous! But yes, go ahead...and consider yourself absolved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin.

No, cake!!

Pfft, who am I kidding??

You already know my preference!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cake! "

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Short and sweet Mr. Cakesaurus.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gin.

No, cake!!

Pfft, who am I kidding??

You already know my preference!

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I know where to go for the cheesy chat up lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, 100%

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Cheesecake

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Cake - specifically a slice of Christmas cake, with a slice of Wensleydale cheese...

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Cake please

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"We can assume Jaffa Cakes are a given.

We can equally assume this thread will get hijacked.

Gin all the way

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Cake please, I don't like gin

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cake, 100%"

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It's that a 1ØØ% proof bottle of Cake??

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cheesecake

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Is a "cheesecake" a misnomer or is it truly a cake? Do we care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin, cheese ,and very very occasionally cake please

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"A cheddar and pickle sammich please."

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Well at least it's got cheese in it!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Gin and when I’ve drank that I will have the cheese with port. No cake though

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Cheese please

Not a gin drinker and don't really have a sweet tooth.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cheese please

Not a gin drinker and don't really have a sweet tooth. "

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You can have your cheese with Quince Jam. It's very sweet.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gin and when I’ve drank that I will have the cheese with port. No cake though "

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No cake? Not even to dunk into your Port mug?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Gin and when I’ve drank that I will have the cheese with port. No cake though

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No cake? Not even to dunk into your Port mug?"

No I don’t do cake, it’s far too sweet.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gin, cheese ,and very very occasionally cake please "

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Very very occasionally...as in once a day? There's no fooling us Bella'!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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You're not just greedy, you're voracious! You can have the gin via IV drip.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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You're not just greedy, you're voracious! You can have the gin via IV drip.

Oh jeez I’m a bit of a lightweight so I hope you’re going to be looking after me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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You're not just greedy, you're voracious! You can have the gin via IV drip.

Oh jeez I’m a bit of a lightweight so I hope you’re going to be looking after me!

To be fair - she is a lightweight.

At a recent social she only d*unk 4 bottles of wine.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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You're not just greedy, you're voracious! You can have the gin via IV drip.

Oh jeez I’m a bit of a lightweight so I hope you’re going to be looking after me!

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I'm going mop your brow, sit by your side and play Gin Rummy...and then cxkx.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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You're not just greedy, you're voracious! You can have the gin via IV drip.

Oh jeez I’m a bit of a lightweight so I hope you’re going to be looking after me!

To be fair - she is a lightweight.

At a recent social she only d*unk 4 bottles of wine.

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If you look at her 11th November photo I think she's giving you an "up yours" sign...with her legs. Clever huh?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be greedy and have all 3 please?

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You're not just greedy, you're voracious! You can have the gin via IV drip.

Oh jeez I’m a bit of a lightweight so I hope you’re going to be looking after me!

To be fair - she is a lightweight.

At a recent social she only d*unk 4 bottles of wine.

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If you look at her 11th November photo I think she's giving you an "up yours" sign...with her legs. Clever huh?

I was hoping that was 'V' for victory.

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