FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst product you have ever brought?

By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago

folkestone

I once brought a dunlop umbrella from sports direct when it was raining very hard, and it lasted 10 minutes before a strong gust of wind caught it and bent it inwards and out of shape, so i binned it after 10 minutes use. Did learn that if your gonna buy an umbrella, buy a golf one that is wind resistant, as a £2.99 one are usuallly crap.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A pack of those sponge tampons to try that you can use when your on. I dont have periods but decided to try, so shoved it up, tried to have sex with jay and it bloody hurt, took it out and couldnt sit down for ages as it had sponged up all my natural lubrication

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

" sponged up all my natural lubrication"

sorry diamond, you kno i love you but......this has really tickled me

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Possibly not quite what the OP is asking but I bought some herbal remedy online only to find that from the original 5.99 for a trial offer I received two products every four weeks charged at £75 each. I had paid via credit card and initially did not seem to be able to stop it but then took on the credit card company and got it stopped and refunds for the previous 3 months' supply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of solar fairy lights that lasted 2h after a full charge on a dull day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" sponged up all my natural lubrication

sorry diamond, you kno i love you but......this has really tickled me

Diamonds, I am sitting here shaking my head laughing lots - and they reckon I am ditzy ...............

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Cat shampoo

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden strimmer...it strimmed about 3 blades of grass before giving up .

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A pack of those sponge tampons to try that you can use when your on. I dont have periods but decided to try, so shoved it up, tried to have sex with jay and it bloody hurt, took it out and couldnt sit down for ages as it had sponged up all my natural lubrication"

you have to either get the wet ones or use some lube to assist insertion...

even though they don't mention this on the packet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mini doughnut maker....the doughnuts came out like crunchy biscuits!! Waste of a tenner lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NoNo hair removal device. Bloody rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marriage licence, turns out the small print meant shit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 17 I bought a Calvin klein watch off a lucky lucky man, I was d*unk, it was crap, I'm ashamed.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"NoNo hair removal device. Bloody rubbish "

V useful post. Was considering one of those

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

me too, was watching ad earlier xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A marriage licence, turns out the small print meant shit!!!

brilliant!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Brought or bought.

Ah fuck it all,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an increase your penis size in seconds kit.,opened the box...inside a magnifying glass

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I bought a 'Time Machine renovation kit' off Funky.

...it had a glue stick and six colours of bloody glitter in it

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"A marriage licence, turns out the small print meant shit!!!

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mm I got one of them as well

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

The customer service off NTL (now virgin) and British Gas.....

Well I paid for it in my Bills....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I bought a 'Time Machine renovation kit' off Funky.

...it had a glue stick and six colours of bloody glitter in it

They may have been several of the 100's & 1000's that Funky still had attached to his almost perfect torso, it took us months to perfect a radical solution

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"A marriage licence, turns out the small print meant shit!!!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"A marriage licence, turns out the small print meant shit!!!

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