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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hi fabbers, I have an issue with which I seem to can't get over with.

The lack of rind on my bacon, that's right, I've said it, bacon rind

You can't get bacon with rind on it for love or money, since the noughtys

So if you can, PLEASE.... Message Mr Man.

So what do you feel needs to be brought back to make this a better place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous and Bearded.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fabulous and Bearded."

Fabulous and bearded woman those were the days

Hold on, I don't think your getting this thread

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I wish they’d bring back bacon binoculars.

They were for men who couldn’t spot the packets of bacon with rind on underneath all the rindless packets of bacon.

Even though the packets of bacon with rind on were waving a flag and singing “here I am” to the men.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I wish they’d bring back bacon binoculars.

They were for men who couldn’t spot the packets of bacon with rind on underneath all the rindless packets of bacon.

Even though the packets of bacon with rind on were waving a flag and singing “here I am” to the men.

"

I hear your frustration, with people who don't know the difference between old Skol rind, where when it's detached from the body of bacon it comes off like a string attached to a conker

And the the rind which is attached as a decoration for people/hidden woman profiles who have never had original rind but just the essence of rind

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Public floggings, and the pillory, for lying politicians.

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Public floggings, and the pillory, for lying politicians."

Why bring sex into this

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind...."

I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher

But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....

I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher

But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see"

Where do you buy your inedible meats?

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....

I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher

But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see

Where do you buy your inedible meats?"

From a butcher called laluna

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If you can find a non halal butcher you should be able to get rind on bacon.

Why do you want the rind anyway, it gets stuck in your throat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind...."

was going to say the same a real butcher will have decent bacon rinde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got shot running towards a bacon tree....turns out it was a ham bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadburys in purple foil with a paper sleeve

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh, and bring back proper Old Jamaica chocolate.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Oh, and bring back proper Old Jamaica chocolate. "

Try the Bournville Chocolate Orange.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Oh, and bring back proper Old Jamaica chocolate.

Try the Bournville Chocolate Orange. "

Not really a fan of chocolate and orange, but for the sake of research purposes I will give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn cocktail wotsits.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

We use a proper butcher and plenty of rind for which the garden birds are thankful..

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"If you can find a non halal butcher you should be able to get rind on bacon.

Why do you want the rind anyway, it gets stuck in your throat?"

When it is grilled and crispy it is so so delicious.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....

I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher

But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see

Where do you buy your inedible meats?

From a butcher called laluna "

I saw that

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