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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Take a look at my photos and tell me what you think

(Please be imaginative)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd roast you with SamTender's help

LvM

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A smile would be nice to see.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Do you really meet women up to age 99

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you really meet women up to age 99"

Depends if he wants a gummy.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I googled Sam Tender and a train came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perform spelt wrongly.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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When I smile birds fall from the sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A smile would be nice to see."

This.

Didn't get to see the 2nd pic as you broke my phone screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a good looking chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that you've let your kids draw on your chest. Good bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry, you said roast your photos.

Nothing to roast really except that your tats aren’t my cup of tea, even though they’re really good.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your too big to fit in my oven

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Your too big to fit in my oven "

I bet you say that to all the lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your too big to fit in my oven "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like that you've let your kids draw on your chest. Good bloke!"

Ha ha ha....this made me

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I think if the opportunity ever came up that I could help a little 99 year old it would definitely be ticked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your head looks like it has its own gravitational pull and your contraband tattoos are a lesson to people why they should a) never get tattoos after drinking methylated spirits or b) never apply temporary tattoos from viz magazine and get them tattood over by a blind tattoo artist.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Blame public schools

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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You should see what else I can break

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I’m actually a woman

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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It was my Prison cell mate I’ll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually a woman "

Get yer tits out

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I strive to look like the toilet door at a truck stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like Eddie Hall has a younger, weaker, less athletic brother

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Hog tie me and I’ll feed your village for a week

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I’m sponsored by billy the fish and the gang - Viz is life

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Does your wife know

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Bigger tits then most of the woman at the leisure centre

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I’m the brother that’s left under the stairs when family arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't use reply+quote because his screen cracked taking a selfie.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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She left me for my brother years ago

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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The phone burst into flames

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m the brother that’s left under the stairs when family arrive "

Do you fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really don't look too friendly OP

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Is anyone else feeling a little confused with this thread?

I hope you're ok OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like Raoul Moat, after he’s been lit on fire and put out with a pitchfork.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you playing this game by yourself OP?? Shall the rest of us just bugger off as you seem to being a good job on your own

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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That’s what happens when your deprived of sun light

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Waiting on Gazza to arrive with the chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You really don't look too friendly OP "

I want to be friends with B

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Is anyone else feeling a little confused with this thread?

I hope you're ok OP."

He was us to roast him so he can come back with equally roasting comments

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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I thought there would be better insults to be honest

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is anyone else feeling a little confused with this thread?

I hope you're ok OP.

He was us to roast him so he can come back with equally roasting comments"

Would be nice to know who they are aimed it

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I thought there would be better insults to be honest "

Hmmmm, I'm out. I don't throw insults around. It's not big nor clever and just not nice, even if someone has asked for them.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I thought there would be better insults to be honest "

Why do you want to be insulted??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want marinaded in as your on the spit?

Can we shove an apple in your mouth?

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Helps with improv when doing stand up

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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Better then the last place one was shoved

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Better then the last place one was shoved "

If you press the "reply and quote" button people will know who you are responding too.

Good luck on your roasting...I'm out

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Better then the last place one was shoved

If you press the "reply and quote" button people will know who you are responding too.

Good luck on your roasting...I'm out

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Thank you I’m still getting the hang of this

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