FabSwingers.com forum: Roast me

By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Take a look at my photos and tell me what you think

(Please be imaginative)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd roast you with SamTender's help

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smile would be nice to see.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Do you really meet women up to age 99

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you really meet women up to age 99"

Depends if he wants a gummy.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I googled Sam Tender and a train came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perform spelt wrongly.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

When I smile birds fall from the sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smile would be nice to see."

This.

Didn't get to see the 2nd pic as you broke my phone screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a good looking chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like that you've let your kids draw on your chest. Good bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry, you said roast your photos.

Nothing to roast really

except that your tats aren’t my cup of tea, even though they’re really good.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your too big to fit in my oven

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Your too big to fit in my oven

I bet you say that to all the lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your too big to fit in my oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like that you've let your kids draw on your chest. Good bloke!"

Ha ha ha....this made me

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I think if the opportunity ever came up that I could help a little 99 year old it would definitely be ticked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your head looks like it has its own gravitational pull and your contraband tattoos are a lesson to people why they should a) never get tattoos after drinking methylated spirits or b) never apply temporary tattoos from viz magazine and get them tattood over by a blind tattoo artist.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Blame public schools

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

You should see what else I can break

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I’m actually a woman

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

It was my Prison cell mate I’ll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m actually a woman "

Get yer tits out

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I strive to look like the toilet door at a truck stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like Eddie Hall has a younger, weaker, less athletic brother

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Hog tie me and I’ll feed your village for a week

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I’m sponsored by billy the fish and the gang - Viz is life

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Does your wife know

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Bigger tits then most of the woman at the leisure centre

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I’m the brother that’s left under the stairs when family arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't use reply+quote because his screen cracked taking a selfie.

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

She left me for my brother years ago

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

The phone burst into flames

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m the brother that’s left under the stairs when family arrive "

Do you fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really don't look too friendly OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else feeling a little confused with this thread?

I hope you're ok OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like Raoul Moat, after he’s been lit on fire and put out with a pitchfork.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you playing this game by yourself OP?? Shall the rest of us just bugger off as you seem to being a good job on your own

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

That’s what happens when your deprived of sun light

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Waiting on Gazza to arrive with the chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You really don't look too friendly OP

I want to be friends with B

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Is anyone else feeling a little confused with this thread?

I hope you're ok OP."

He was us to roast him so he can come back with equally roasting comments

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

I thought there would be better insults to be honest

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is anyone else feeling a little confused with this thread?

I hope you're ok OP.

He was us to roast him so he can come back with equally roasting comments"

Would be nice to know who they are aimed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought there would be better insults to be honest "

Hmmmm, I'm out. I don't throw insults around. It's not big nor clever and just not nice, even if someone has asked for them.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I thought there would be better insults to be honest "

Why do you want to be insulted??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want marinaded in as your on the spit?

Can we shove an apple in your mouth?

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Helps with improv when doing stand up

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

Better then the last place one was shoved

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Better then the last place one was shoved "

If you press the "reply and quote" button people will know who you are responding too.

Good luck on your roasting...I'm out

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By *eardeddadbod91 OP Man
over a year ago

"Better then the last place one was shoved

If you press the "reply and quote" button people will know who you are responding too.

Good luck on your roasting...I'm out

Thank you I’m still getting the hang of this

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