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By *MBER KENT OP   Couple
over a year ago

folkestone

If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton


"If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan "

I'll be trying that one next time i make a bacon and egg sarny

What about playing dance music scares off mosquitoes.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan "

Is that true? Have you tried it?

So what's your useless fact?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan "

That's actually a good tip

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Open a bottle of bubbly at a 45 % angle and it will never fizz out, thus wasting this vital drinkie.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When I run out of shampoo I use real poo.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If you struggle to fasten suspenders attach the stockings to the belt before you put them on.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"When I run out of shampoo I use real poo. "

I don’t really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I run out of shampoo I use real poo.

I don’t really "

Let down

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

The bit they cut off in a circumcision,

That's a useless tip i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay dry and stay safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow snow tastes better than white snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I run out of shampoo I use real poo.

I don’t really "

It's a sham.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

You can use cola to get grease off a pan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A shark will only attack you if your wet

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This advice should be posted around all the lamp posts in Essex

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Save time by doing everything earlier.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan"

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use the metal part of your belt to open capped bottles whilst driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you struggle to fasten suspenders attach the stockings to the belt before you put them on.

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OMG life saver! Gosh how did I never think of this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!"

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You can use the metal part of your belt to open capped bottles whilst driving. "

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Is this the belt that is attached to the suspenders which is attached to the stockings that Nicecouple561 mentioned earlier?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes "

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This could be misinterpreted in so many other ways: in essence what you're referring to is your sphincter muscle and colonic irrigation using 'brand agnostic' Cola?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes

•

This could be misinterpreted in so many other ways: in essence what you're referring to is your sphincter muscle and colonic irrigation using 'brand agnostic' Cola? "

My oesophageal sphincter, to be specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me a bit dizzy

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes "

Try a diet and mentos enema.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes "

Good job it doesn't get stuck coming out!

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Make sure you put clean pants on ,you might get hit by a bus

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Reading this thread, it seems lots of us will be having fried eggs tomorrow morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes

Good job it doesn't get stuck coming out!"

Ummmmm it does. I can't vomit really

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