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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

When a person says something rude accidentally:

My wife “pick up some Clit Bang (cillit-bang)”

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

Got stopped by the rozzers one time and told them i was 'over-hung'.

I Was very hung-over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked for a kit cunt in the office cafe once

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Asked for a kit cunt in the office cafe once"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That radio four présenter who mispronounced Jeremy Hunt then could barely control his hysterical laughter...

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

So many times I’ve emailed customers with reference to their acunt

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We were in a supermarket the other day and Lorenzo asked me if I want to buy some mangoes. I said "no, because they are too r@pe" then I realised what I said, gave him terrified look and corrected myself to ripe. The life of a foreigner

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Years ago the woman who typed my invoices frequently offered customers a disocunt if they paid early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my mum once that Clitty Clitty Gang Bang was on TV that afternoon. My mind was on other things at the time.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Told my mum once that Clitty Clitty Gang Bang was on TV that afternoon. My mind was on other things at the time."

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My husband's best friend was in the queue at the cinema and when he got to the front asked for some "sweet hot cock porn".

He turned bright red and immediately left the queue without his popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband's best friend was in the queue at the cinema and when he got to the front asked for some "sweet hot cock porn".

He turned bright red and immediately left the queue without his popcorn

Reminds me of the 'One Foot in the Grave' episode where Victor asked for some popcorn in the shop and was given a video of Copporn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely mum asking the young chap in B&Q where the dildo rails were.

Me trying to recover and breathe well enough to tell the chap she meant dado rails.

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

once meant to refer to the forbidden planet as the forbidden peanut it came out as forbidden penis... oops

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just remembered one. When I was a teenager and in a hippy type shop with a friend I remarked "it smells of in-cest in here". I meant incense honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have to think when ordering a ice cream with a flake.

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

"Just remembered one. When I was a teenager and in a hippy type shop with a friend I remarked "it smells of in-cest in here". I meant incense honest

thats funny

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Me and my best friend allways had naughty names for plants back in the eighties

There was the Virgina creeper

Penis poppy instead of peony

Clitoris instead of clematis

Are 3 I remember x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have to think when ordering a ice cream with a flake."

I had to think way too long about that one. It's been a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked someone to pass me the box of clitoris all-sorts when typsy once!

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