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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s Penguin awareness day

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unninglinguist69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Pingu......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s Penguin awareness day

Cue joke about ‘blowing a seal’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wasn’t aware of penguins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve not mentioned this in a long time, but I love love louuuurve Penguins ( no; not the chocolate coated variety)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are rather endearing little creatures, here's to more penguins in our lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

Wear evening attire and waddle

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Aw penguins! Happy Penguin Awareness Day.

My kid loves em too. I have spent many many an hour watching them up close and even had a penguin try and come home with us

I’d have been a regular Mrs Popper except I don’t like sharing my bath.

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

Guzzle raw fish without chewing.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Also National cheeselovers day. Is it possible to combine the two ?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

Guzzle raw fish without chewing."

Watch penguin town (again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a penguin emoji to commemorate this auspicious day.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a penguin emoji to commemorate this auspicious day.

Winston"

I know! We so need a Penguin emoji. I did look

(penguin) humph.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw penguins! Happy Penguin Awareness Day.

My kid loves em too. I have spent many many an hour watching them up close and even had a penguin try and come home with us

I’d have been a regular Mrs Popper except I don’t like sharing my bath. "

Where was this penguin please? I’d love my own penguin friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

Wear evening attire and waddle"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

Guzzle raw fish without chewing."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it is! And I have planned lots of penguiny things for work

Brilliant

what can I do that’s penguiny ?

Guzzle raw fish without chewing.

Watch penguin town (again)"

This could be tonight’s viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a penguin emoji to commemorate this auspicious day.

Winston

I know! We so need a Penguin emoji. I did look

(penguin) humph. "

A quick forum search for penguin suggests you're not not alone in their love of penguins.

Winston

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Aw penguins! Happy Penguin Awareness Day.

My kid loves em too. I have spent many many an hour watching them up close and even had a penguin try and come home with us

I’d have been a regular Mrs Popper except I don’t like sharing my bath.

Where was this penguin please? I’d love my own penguin friend

At the South Lakes zoo in Dalton.

They just waddle over to you and have a nosey. Super friendly little birds and I fell head over heels in love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw penguins! Happy Penguin Awareness Day.

My kid loves em too. I have spent many many an hour watching them up close and even had a penguin try and come home with us

I’d have been a regular Mrs Popper except I don’t like sharing my bath.

Where was this penguin please? I’d love my own penguin friend

At the South Lakes zoo in Dalton.

They just waddle over to you and have a nosey. Super friendly little birds and I fell head over heels in love! "

Do they search bags as you leave?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Aw penguins! Happy Penguin Awareness Day.

My kid loves em too. I have spent many many an hour watching them up close and even had a penguin try and come home with us

I’d have been a regular Mrs Popper except I don’t like sharing my bath.

Where was this penguin please? I’d love my own penguin friend

At the South Lakes zoo in Dalton.

They just waddle over to you and have a nosey. Super friendly little birds and I fell head over heels in love!

Do they search bags as you leave?

You can just say it’s a penguin backpack. They look so realistic these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw penguins! Happy Penguin Awareness Day.

My kid loves em too. I have spent many many an hour watching them up close and even had a penguin try and come home with us

I’d have been a regular Mrs Popper except I don’t like sharing my bath.

Where was this penguin please? I’d love my own penguin friend

At the South Lakes zoo in Dalton.

They just waddle over to you and have a nosey. Super friendly little birds and I fell head over heels in love!

Do they search bags as you leave?

You can just say it’s a penguin backpack. They look so realistic these days

I’d dig a bigger pool for my penguin. I’d be an excellent penguin mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn't love a penguin? With their little wobbly walks and how they huddle together in winter, adorable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waddle waddle! Love penguins

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By *lackHardDickMan
over a year ago

London

This thread reminds me of the movie "Happy Feet"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

PPP Pick up a Penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins taste amazing..

And im not talking chocolate bar

Mmmmm

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Penguins are so cool..

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

I'd love a penguin and a cup of coffee

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I'd love a penguin and a cup of coffee"

Iceland have them..

I think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that Happy Feet !

Or Mr p****ers penquins

Good Morning All

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Watch Maid in Manhattan.

There are penguins in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once learned that their name derives from the Welsh for "White Head"

Fascinating stuff

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Well I’m chinstrapped I guess Adelie will do a song to commemorate it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I haven’t had a penguin in ages. Didn’t they have a joke on the back of each packet?

Mind you, it was always a treat to get the purple club bar instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burgess Meredith best ever Penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm i do love a penguin biscuit. shame they are so rare now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo the penguin shaped satisfyer needs to come out today then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo the penguin shaped satisfyer needs to come out today then.."

They do them penguin shaped?

No. I’m sorry. Just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always look like they’re having fun. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare? What you saying?? Go into any discount shop and you’ll see stacks of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread reminds me of the movie "Happy Feet""

One of my favourite films. I’ve seen it several times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s Penguin awareness day

Is it really? Doesn’t seem as black and white as that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waddle waddle! Love penguins

I just love it when they fall down and then carry on as if they didn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo the penguin shaped satisfyer needs to come out today then..

They do them penguin shaped?

No. I’m sorry. Just wrong

Pmsl check it out its sooooo not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo the penguin shaped satisfyer needs to come out today then..

They do them penguin shaped?

No. I’m sorry. Just wrong

Pmsl check it out its sooooo not wrong

I just can’t get my clit sucked by a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd change your mind lol ...once you go penguin...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd change your mind lol ...once you go penguin...

I already have a couple of toys that do that. I tend to have my head back, enjoying the sensation, so don’t really spend time looking at what’s doing the clit sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never watch pingu the same way again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't eaten one of those for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FYI there is an American footballer called Jaylenn Waddle and every time he scores he does a penguin impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How swarve to be in a tuxedo 24/7

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

they got there names from the old pens there wings look like the old pen nibs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Long live the Emperor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s Penguin awareness day

I didn't think anyone else would know!

It's a good time to celebrate Spheniscidae everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s Penguin awareness day

I didn't think anyone else would know!

It's a good time to celebrate Spheniscidae everywhere

I’ma big penguin fan

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I love this!!!!

Noot noot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick pick up a penguin

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

London

Certain species of adult penguins will attack, drive out, literally stamp on and have no qualms about killing baby penguins that don’t belong to them, if they venture away from their actual parents and come onto their turf….

Happy awareness day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certain species of adult penguins will attack, drive out, literally stamp on and have no qualms about killing baby penguins that don’t belong to them, if they venture away from their actual parents and come onto their turf….

Happy awareness day.

A common and natural phenomenon in the wild!

Bit how many other creatures dress formally at all times?

The penguin truly is the aristocrat of the animal kingdom

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

London

Happy awareness day.

A common and natural phenomenon in the wild!

Bit how many other creatures dress formally at all times?

The penguin truly is the aristocrat of the animal kingdom

Oh yes a mob stamping without tuxedos would be inappropriate indeed.

But I don’t think I could watch Happy Feet the same way ever again….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

-------- penguin

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

-------- penguin"

You're quackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wasn’t aware of penguins?"

Penguins don't exist! Just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made me " pen-grin"

Couldn't decide which kind of penguin I prefer, do I had to flipper coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we tap our feet

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just bought a bottle of Penguin Sands wine from Sainsburys to toast the little darlings.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy awareness day.

A common and natural phenomenon in the wild!

Bit how many other creatures dress formally at all times?

The penguin truly is the aristocrat of the animal kingdom

Oh yes a mob stamping without tuxedos would be inappropriate indeed.

But I don’t think I could watch Happy Feet the same way ever again…."

Happy feet is a real crime. Everyone knows penguins have no rhythm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to be cold enough for penguins tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy awareness day.

A common and natural phenomenon in the wild!

Bit how many other creatures dress formally at all times?

The penguin truly is the aristocrat of the animal kingdom

Oh yes a mob stamping without tuxedos would be inappropriate indeed.

But I don’t think I could watch Happy Feet the same way ever again…."

Penguins just look so cool…. Even when they’re being twats.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a plastic penguin with a periscope, he's called Percy. Pic on profile

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I love penguins

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

I adopted a Penguin from one of those TV ads.

Then I got a letter saying that they regret to inform me that my Penguin was eaten by the Polar Bear I'd adopted the week before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl the penguin has been out and done the job...well done little fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins and polar bears don't live in the same place, unless they're in a zoo.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"It’s Penguin awareness day

I'm not aware of any penguins down our way. Have I missed something?

Or is this awareness *for* penguins rather than *about* them?

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I bought my pomeranian a penguin outfit yesterday for next Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins are overrated. Puffins are the cool dudes of the bird world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(penguin)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It doesn’t work ^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penguins are overrated. Puffins are the cool dudes of the bird world."

Get off the penguin thread you

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