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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.

What do you keep losing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arguments about jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing about losing your glasses is not being able to see to find your glasses!

Always losing mine too!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My tiny little mind

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

My phone...while I'm making a call

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Arguments about jaffa cakes "

You don't even like them. Walk away

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"The worst thing about losing your glasses is not being able to see to find your glasses!

Always losing mine too! "

Same. I need them to cash up. Look in my handbag which I can never find anything. Then touch my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arguments about jaffa cakes

You don't even like them. Walk away "

I know.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Lost count of the times I've been running around looking for my keys not realising I've put them in the front door ready to open only a few moments before but been distracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost My mind ages ago !

Meds will attest to that

I keep forgetting where I put my bloody car keys though

Pesky little bleeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My tiny little mind"

Buy an apple airtag. Roll it up and shove it in your ear.

You'll be able to track your mind from any where in the world

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"My phone...while I'm making a call "

That's magic. How the hell do you do that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I put my glasses on earlier to look for my glasses.

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Lost count of how many times I’ve used my phone as a torch to look for something only to find it then wonder where my phone is - while it is in my hand! Oh and pens! I’m forever losing pens!

C x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.

What do you keep losing "

An ex g/f's mother asked me to help her look for one of her contact lenses, after scurrying round on the floor for ages, it turned out she'd got them both in the same eye

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My phone...while I'm making a call

That's magic. How the hell do you do that "

It's a talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sense of humour and my patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys and glasses

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Lost count of the times I've been running around looking for my keys not realising I've put them in the front door ready to open only a few moments before but been distracted. "

I put my keys in the dreaded handbag

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Lost My mind ages ago !

Meds will attest to that

I keep forgetting where I put my bloody car keys though

Pesky little bleeder "

Do you forget where your going when driving

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Arguments about jaffa cakes "

They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for my mobile while I'm holding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arguments about jaffa cakes

They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!"

Don't you start

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Most things at the moment

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There's always something in the fridge you can't find, then you open the fridge again and it's right at the front, staring you in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.

What do you keep losing "

My marbles OP. Hoping its just my age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ....errrm...I keep losing my..... ummmm...sorry I’ve lost it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's always something in the fridge you can't find, then you open the fridge again and it's right at the front, staring you in the face."

It like that with my handbag. I swear it hides stuff

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I put my glasses on earlier to look for my glasses.

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I have 2 pairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost count of the times I've been running around looking for my keys not realising I've put them in the front door ready to open only a few moments before but been distracted.

I put my keys in the dreaded handbag "

Ahaaa another with a handbag that hides things!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.

What do you keep losing

An ex g/f's mother asked me to help her look for one of her contact lenses, after scurrying round on the floor for ages, it turned out she'd got them both in the same eye "

Still laughing at this

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Car keys

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Arguments about jaffa cakes

They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!

Don't you start "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.

What do you keep losing

An ex g/f's mother asked me to help her look for one of her contact lenses, after scurrying round on the floor for ages, it turned out she'd got them both in the same eye

Still laughing at this "

Too Fanny!! .

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP   Woman
over a year ago

somewhere


"My sense of humour and my patience "

I found them recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my phone the other day…. While I was talking to someone on it…. They didn’t click either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My virginity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost My mind ages ago !

Meds will attest to that

I keep forgetting where I put my bloody car keys though

Pesky little bleeder

Do you forget where your going when driving "

Na got sat nav plus I have uncanny ability to ignore sat nav totally and get lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arguments about jaffa cakes

They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!"

They are a cake sold in the biscuit ailse… the sponge is the top, not the bottom - asked McVities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My virginity. "

Hymen reconstruction...for males?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arguments about jaffa cakes

They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!

They are a cake sold in the biscuit ailse… the sponge is the top, not the bottom - asked McVities "

Something to do with avoidance of ‘biscuit tax’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arguments about jaffa cakes

They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!

They are a cake sold in the biscuit ailse… the sponge is the top, not the bottom - asked McVities

Something to do with avoidance of ‘biscuit tax’. "

You pay tax on chocolate for biscuits but not for cakes.

Mcvities only took it to the high Court so they could get out of paying the tax

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hearing aids. I take them out, put them down, then can't remember where I left them

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