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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford

I don't think I have ever, in nearly five years, cleared my inbox to zero messages! Obviously doing something wrong!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You need to be a woman ... oh .. wait ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.....4.....3.....2.....1....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Have you put that in your status as well?

Always works if you're looking for messages

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"You need to be a woman ... oh .. wait .... "

Sorry? What? I am a woman.

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By *ent1000Man
over a year ago

swanley


"You need to be a woman ... oh .. wait ....

Sorry? What? I am a woman."

Must be the weather cherry xx

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford

It's warm in my bath!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

It’s going to get filled up soon

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"It’s going to get filled up soon "

I don't know, I seem to be lacking lately. Are my algorithms down??? IDK

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My inbox is very full but I would feel real mean if I deleted all those messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My inbox is very full but I would feel real mean if I deleted all those messages."

I'm interested what your oldest unread message is now

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Put a status up offering cake.

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Put a status up offering cake.

"

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno"

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment "

Still on Zero.... think I have blocked the whole of Fab?! Eeek yay. I win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment "

Same! #futureme

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I’d message for some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d message for some cake "

I’m more a fan of chocolate cake than pound cake….I think it’s less messy

The inbox is still zero so no doubt OP will appreciate you in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a software glitch caused first half of your title to be hidden and only the second half is visible.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london


"My inbox is very full but I would feel real mean if I deleted all those messages."

Do it...

I'll do the same, on 3,2,1....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate having unread messages, I empty it often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not blocked yet, tempted to drop something in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My inbox is very full but I would feel real mean if I deleted all those messages."

Same! I promised myself I’d stay on top of them when I rejoined but that hasn’t happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way is it still empty

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford

It is still empty. Can someone please message me and see if I am banned from getting messages please? Hahaha

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment

Still on Zero.... think I have blocked the whole of Fab?! Eeek yay. I win!"

I’m going to experiment from a male perspective and put up a free cake offer

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment

Still on Zero.... think I have blocked the whole of Fab?! Eeek yay. I win!

I’m going to experiment from a male perspective and put up a free cake offer "

What cake though?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment

Still on Zero.... think I have blocked the whole of Fab?! Eeek yay. I win!

I’m going to experiment from a male perspective and put up a free cake offer

What cake though? "

Warm gooey chocolate fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is often zero, I wouldn't worry about it.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london


"It is still empty. Can someone please message me and see if I am banned from getting messages please? Hahaha"

I see what's happened here.....

Your future self had had way too many messages, and had a drink or too to get over the fact, got a bit tipsy, then hopped into a time machine, and came back to our present time and thought I'm going really mess with myself so deleted all your current messages.

Then Got back into the time machine, and went forward again, however creating an alternative future verse in which you never saw future messages, therefore were not compelled to get d*unk and travel back to delete your messages, and so have created a time paradox....

and please someone else finish this explanation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines always fairly empty haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely not empty still OP??

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Mine is often zero, I wouldn't worry about it."

Quality over quantity boo

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Surely not empty still OP??"

We are on one unread.... yet that ain't off you?

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment

Still on Zero.... think I have blocked the whole of Fab?! Eeek yay. I win!

I’m going to experiment from a male perspective and put up a free cake offer

What cake though?

Warm gooey chocolate fudge cake "

Dirt bag

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Add some new photos, that always seems to work for me.

Or a status looking for a specific type of partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely not empty still OP??

We are on one unread.... yet that ain't off you?"

Not me OP….I’m shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gotta send me one first OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll message you !

For a yard of Jaffa cakes

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Put a status up offering cake.

Only cake I am offering is pound cake yanno

I’m now curious to know how busy your inbox is after that comment

Still on Zero.... think I have blocked the whole of Fab?! Eeek yay. I win!

I’m going to experiment from a male perspective and put up a free cake offer

What cake though?

Warm gooey chocolate fudge cake

Dirt bag"

No longer a teenage one, more like an ageing one

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"I’ll message you !

For a yard of Jaffa cakes "

I have 2 yards of JC here. From xmas

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"You gotta send me one first OP "

I don't message first bbe

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Surely not empty still OP??

We are on one unread.... yet that ain't off you?

Not me OP….I’m shy "

Well that makes one of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta send me one first OP

I don't message first bbe"

I’m too old to help you with your inbox woes in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely not empty still OP??

We are on one unread.... yet that ain't off you?

Not me OP….I’m shy

Well that makes one of us"

I prefer you not being shy….hot hot pics

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I don't think I have ever, in nearly five years, cleared my inbox to zero messages! Obviously doing something wrong! "

I know from experience that it’s easy to clear if you only get an average of one a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it full again yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll message you !

For a yard of Jaffa cakes

I have 2 yards of JC here. From xmas"

Runs away !

Gets in car ! Yummy in my tummy

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Awww I tried to fill your in box but access denied “Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user

Why? You're outside the age range this user has chosen to receive contacts from”

Sobs

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london


"I don't think I have ever, in nearly five years, cleared my inbox to zero messages! Obviously doing something wrong! "

The pain of being a woman on fab

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Offer cake op your inbox will explode

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Is it full again yet?"

Nope still zero

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May I suggest having some pics of you in blue underwear?

Just saying

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford

Cake, jaffa cakes, blue underwear! You guys are very selective.

Oooh I have one message wahoo off to be disappointed.... brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes !!!!!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You've got no chance of an empty inbox with that crotchless knickers pic! Ooh err.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake, jaffa cakes, blue underwear! You guys are very selective.

Oooh I have one message wahoo off to be disappointed.... brb"

Am too old to fill your box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty box. ^

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford

It's only happened again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only happened again!!!"

Good for you.

Mine is always empty

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By *unnyman84Man
over a year ago

maidstone


"It's only happened again!!!"

And again lol

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By *ngelicDevillMan
over a year ago

harrogate

Mines empty too

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams "

Give me 5 mins.

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By *herry-blossom OP   Woman
over a year ago

Stafford

Oh it's not empty, just nothing new to read

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams "

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh it's not empty, just nothing new to read"

Men. Pffffft.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

Give me 5 mins. "

It's been 8

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn. "

Perhaps you are x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

It's good to be neat and tidy I say

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x"

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start. "

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting to think that fab has re routed my inbox as its never yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume "

Wow. This just got interesting.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm starting to think that fab has re routed my inbox as its never yellow"

I thought it was only sent boxes that were yellow. Pffffft

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume "

I need to hear about this dream haha

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By *hepharohsamMan
over a year ago

Sandridge

I don’t get anything! I promise I am nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I have ever, in nearly five years, cleared my inbox to zero messages! Obviously doing something wrong! "

You have some fit guys on your veris so must be doing something right

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

Give me 5 mins.

It's been 8 "

Building the anticipation and suspense...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha "

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion.

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"Oh it's not empty, just nothing new to read"

Shame, I'm out of your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion. "

Nothing says threesome like a minion.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

Give me 5 mins.

It's been 8

Building the anticipation and suspense..."

Stop it else you'll have me falling for you

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion. "

I'm down

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion.

Nothing says threesome like a minion. "

They have many talents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion.

Nothing says threesome like a minion.

They have many talents. "

BA NA NA!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion.

Nothing says threesome like a minion.

They have many talents.

BA NA NA!"

I have news for you - we don't only eat bananas

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion.

I'm down "

Taxi to Shropshire please.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

Give me 5 mins.

It's been 8

Building the anticipation and suspense...

Stop it else you'll have me falling for you"

That's already happened. You just don't know it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

And I thought I was the man of your dreams. Damn.

Perhaps you are x

You are in my dreams. That's a start.

She’s also in mine….but funnily enough so are you CG….I’m that hilarious costume

I need to hear about this dream haha

Something to do with you in a hotel room accompanied by taff and a minion.

Nothing says threesome like a minion.

They have many talents.

BA NA NA!

I have news for you - we don't only eat bananas "

JFC, CG! That's my naive innocence crushed.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Love is in the air......

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

Give me 5 mins.

It's been 8

Building the anticipation and suspense...

Stop it else you'll have me falling for you

That's already happened. You just don't know it yet. "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I rarely delete messages & it's hard to try read them all. I don't delete incase I accidentally delete the man of my dreams

Give me 5 mins.

It's been 8

Building the anticipation and suspense...

Stop it else you'll have me falling for you

That's already happened. You just don't know it yet.

"

Search your feelings - let your passion show itself.

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