FabSwingers.com forum: Suggestions please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am sitting alone in the dark - for the next 70 minutes .... Wot would u suggest I do????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

replace the light bulb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am sitting alone in the dark - for the next 70 minutes .... Wot would u suggest I do????

Hold your nose and blow really hard, you may get 1 watt of light up

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Slowly eat a bar of chocolate

Sensory deprivation... having no light

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You're never alone with us. Sorry, got to go....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slowly eat a bar of chocolate

Sensory deprivation... having no light

Chocolate was devoured and so was the fruit pastilles and yessss I sucked and didn't chew lol well not a lot ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put 50 p in the meter!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"replace the light bulb"

There aren't any to replace

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put 50 p in the meter!!!! "

It's not that kind of dark lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill"

I am outside in the dark lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're never alone with us. Sorry, got to go...."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask"

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am sitting alone in the dark - for the next 70 minutes .... Wot would u suggest I do????

Hold your nose and blow really hard, you may get 1 watt of light up

I tried that and didn't like it cos it made my ears pop thanks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask"

Really u can contain yourself that long lol cos I know ure dying to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask"

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Bet shes lost her front door key or something lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I believe u did, then decapitated me and threw me in the Thames, and not sure if it was the piranhas and u as well, and u threatened to kill me again yesterday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook

Can we watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook

Do you want me to ask her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe u did, then decapitated me and threw me in the Thames, and not sure if it was the piranhas and u as well, and u threatened to kill me again yesterday lol

It's diamonds way of showing her lurve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook

Do you want me to ask her?

Go on she will just call me a nosey cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe u did, then decapitated me and threw me in the Thames, and not sure if it was the piranhas and u as well, and u threatened to kill me again yesterday lol

It's diamonds way of showing her lurve!

Blindly wot would she do if she didn't like ya then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook

Do you want me to ask her?

Go on she will just call me a nosey cow"

No I wouldn't I am not rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head

ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook

Can we watch

Watch wot its dark lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol

You can get arrested for that you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Bet shes lost her front door key or something lol"

Tut as if I am that ditzy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol

You can get arrested for that you know

Is that a threat or promise lol (looking round all excited now and holding out arms to be cuffed)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol

You can get arrested for that you know

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!!

Why are you outside in the dark?

Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol

You can get arrested for that you know

Is that a threat or promise lol (looking round all excited now and holding out arms to be cuffed)

Should be anytime now, I've just rang Brighton cop shop and told them there's a weird woman lurking in a school car park...don't thank me, my good deed for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill

I am outside in the dark lol

I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask

If you don't ask, I will!! C

Why are you outside in the dark?

Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol

You can get arrested for that you know

Is that a threat or promise lol (looking round all excited now and holding out arms to be cuffed)

Should be anytime now, I've just rang Brighton cop shop and told them there's a weird woman lurking in a school car park...don't thank me, my good deed for the day

Don't larf but ....... A panda car just arrived .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and rub one out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go and rub one out

No slates and chalk here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and rub one out

No slates and chalk here

You will have to use slate and chalk substitutes then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go and rub one out

No slates and chalk here

You will have to use slate and chalk substitutes then

Could arrange the coppers in positions to spell words ???? Wot do u think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know u all missed me but the suggestion box is now shut tight firmly cos I am home again

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