FabSwingers.com forum: You are on death row

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your last meal?

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

All you can eat Chinese buffet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be a person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What...who cares ....

When maybe around 2199. Give me time to catch up on my reading.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Mash potato with liver and onion gravy and a side of cheddar cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ Ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your last meal? "

Smoked chicken please

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Stuff with wheat in. That'll give them a lot to clean up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

So I'll say pork pies and crumpets. Still miss them.

Gluten free ones are either super rare or crap sadly.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I could eat I would start with very thin toast, butter and a duck and orange pate, followed by a very well seasoned minestrone soup, cod with butter sauce and asparagus, crab linguine, brie, grapes and biscuits with butter, a rich chocolate fondant with walnut ice cream. To finish a pot of very hot, very dark coffee and after dinner mints and a glass of porr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and all the trimmings for me, Mr's choice would be one of my Sunday dinners xx

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

All day breakfast

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Can it be a person?"

Liver with fava beans & a nice chianti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have cock

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The electric chair itself.

Think of how long that would take and the legal defence dragging on and on and on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese from the dark side of the moon. Should buy me some time.

Oh, not the pink Floyd album.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast lamb, Yorkshire, roasters, mash, pigs in blankets, stuffing and gravy followed by my nieces caramac cheesecake. Hungry thi king about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast lamb, Yorkshire, roasters, mash, pigs in blankets, stuffing and gravy followed by my nieces caramac cheesecake. Hungry thi king about it "

I cant do lamb, can we have beef please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf did I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/01/22 20:25:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick! Like a big juicy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roast lamb, Yorkshire, roasters, mash, pigs in blankets, stuffing and gravy followed by my nieces caramac cheesecake. Hungry thi king about it

I cant do lamb, can we have beef please

You can have any meat you fancy but I'm not sharing my cheesecake haha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Wtf did I do?

Everyone says that, the court has said otherwise

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

A nice hot curry. Also a red wine . But dated 20 years from my execution date........I'll wait .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf did I do?

Everyone says that, the court has said otherwise

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf did I do?

Everyone says that, the court has said otherwise

Oh come on, I can’t be on death row without being told what I was charged and found guilty of….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your last meal? "

Man n cheese, deep fried chicken and champagne

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Steak, chips, peas, onion rings, mushrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf did I do?

You pulled that face in a forum thread

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Roast beef dinner with lots of Yorkshire puddings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad !

Bottle of white wine !

Lobster

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Ham and pineapple pizza

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Can it be a person?"

That’s why they arrested you in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasagne + salad followed by my sisters Sticky Toffee Pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can it be a person?

That’s why they arrested you in the first place."

Fair point.

But that’s not a no…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf did I do?

You pulled that face in a forum thread

I may do it more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBQ Ribs

& Char Sui belly pork

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

The body of the person I killed, with a nice Chianti.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A nice hot curry. Also a red wine . But dated 20 years from my execution date........I'll wait ."

See what you did there: same legal team as mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I've been mostly vegetarian for the last 2.5 years, I'm having fillet steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dick! Like a big juicy one

Yeh! I'll have this for pudding please

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Everlasting gobstopper.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

[Removed by poster at 19/01/22 21:33:49]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The real winner in real life is a happy meal: yes that's true.

Ooh the irony.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Ham and pineapple pizza"

That's why you're on Death Row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I've been mostly vegetarian for the last 2.5 years, I'm having fillet steak"

How would you have it cooked?

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

my mums best sunday roast and home made Apple crumble with custard .

mum died 7 years ago so would be a long time waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribeye, peppercorn sauce, chips, then

Hot chocolate fudge cake with double cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I've been mostly vegetarian for the last 2.5 years, I'm having fillet steak

How would you have it cooked?

Medium rare please

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Ham and pineapple pizza

That's why you're on Death Row."

Worthy argument for bringing back hanging to be fair.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Ham and pineapple pizza

That's why you're on Death Row.

Worthy argument for bringing back hanging to be fair."

This.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

WOW! You two are cheery today....

Ok Op/s, what crime did I do 1st of all?

A zinger burger, fries & a . (I'd love that right now!)

However, being a bit devious I'd ask for a barbeque (I'd have to flip the burgers though - of course!), outside near a wall so I could set fire to the propane canister, explode it & run out to an awaiting car outside & ride off into the sunset!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I've been mostly vegetarian for the last 2.5 years, I'm having fillet steak

How would you have it cooked?

Medium rare please

Oooft that would be delicious

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

... forgot the word coca cola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex's cooking so that I will feel death is a better alternative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nachos starter

Thai green curry main

Belgian waffle with ice cream dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large vat of baked beans so when they electrocute me I let rip.

I get the last laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large vat of baked beans so when they electrocute me I let rip.

I get the last laugh

And a box of Jaffa cakes?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"A large vat of baked beans so when they electrocute me I let rip.

I get the last laugh

Would there be any candles nearby?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A massive plate of roast carvery with all the trimmings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large vat of baked beans so when they electrocute me I let rip.

I get the last laugh

Would there be any candles nearby?

That could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large vat of baked beans so when they electrocute me I let rip.

I get the last laugh

And a box of Jaffa cakes?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I've been mostly vegetarian for the last 2.5 years, I'm having fillet steak

How would you have it cooked?

Medium rare please

Oooft that would be delicious

Wanna share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I've been mostly vegetarian for the last 2.5 years, I'm having fillet steak

How would you have it cooked?

Medium rare please

Oooft that would be delicious

Wanna share? "

Oh I’d love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as I’ve not eaten meat since 1993 and have only added fish to my diet in recent years, I think I’ll have tuna steak.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cake...all of it

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By *hat Guy with the RopesMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull

Roast dinosaur.... Mmmmmm

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Whatever they have to hand, not fussed.

Going to be executed in a short while, so I don't see how my favourite meal is going to make things any better. If anything, something too awkward could make life very complicated for them.

I'll have whatever's on offer. That's assuming I'm hungry in the first place, which I kind of doubt anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t eat when I’m nervous

But maybe my own homemade lasagne with salad and chippy shop chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rump steak, medium well done, with button mushrooms, garlic butter, fat steak chips, loads of salt, and a Oreo cookie jar pudding from Monterrey Jacks. And a Rasta Rum Bum cocktail

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Baconnnnnnnnnnnnn

lasagne.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Bacon and cabbage followed by a freshly baked apple tart and a big mug of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have cock

and fanny for dessert

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

A take away,

And il go and collect it,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A take away,

And il go and collect it,

Like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A take away,

And il go and collect it,

Order from my local Kebab Shop, takes them at least 3 days to deliver!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"If I could eat I would start with very thin toast, butter and a duck and orange pate, followed by a very well seasoned minestrone soup, cod with butter sauce and asparagus, crab linguine, brie, grapes and biscuits with butter, a rich chocolate fondant with walnut ice cream. To finish a pot of very hot, very dark coffee and after dinner mints and a glass of porr. "

Any room for cheese and biscuits?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Any thing. So long as it comes in about twenty courses and a three year break between courses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roast dinner

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham and pineapple pizza

That's why you're on Death Row."

Absolutely laughing at this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese burger..

But I'm talking proper cheesey. I want that thing to slap me when I pull away from it.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A large bowl of watery Irish stew made with lamb, potatoes, onions, carrots, parsnips, black pepper, and lightly salted.; the potatoes to be boiled until they are almost liquified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A BBQ pulled pork burger with bacon would be fine for me

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

One of those mega steak challenges you get in the US to get the T-shirt and put on the wall of fame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest ,fattest, dirtiest , greasiest , triple stacked cheeseburger , full of jalapenos , and onion rings and more cheese and sweet potato fries covered in a montary jack cheese sauce and a cheese board for desert

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Biggest ,fattest, dirtiest , greasiest , triple stacked cheeseburger , full of jalapenos , and onion rings and more cheese and sweet potato fries covered in a montary jack cheese sauce and a cheese board for desert "

Any cheese to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever the guards favourite meal is, in hopes to bribe him for a last fuck instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stake, onions, mushrooms, homemade chips, peppercorn sauce and a vodka with orange

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

the

Unicorn Steak, I'll wait a while whilst they get some in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge bowl of prawn cocktail

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

BBQ ribs with extra sauce on the side, garlic mashed potatoes, fresh peas, a nice Cabernet and sticky toffee pudding with custard for dessert.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Battered cod and chips; and a pot of tea.

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Ham and pineapple pizza

That's why you're on Death Row.

Absolutely laughing at this comment "

Am I the only one that loves pineapple on there pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ham and pineapple pizza

That's why you're on Death Row.

Absolutely laughing at this comment

Am I the only one that loves pineapple on there pizza?"

No, i enjoy hawaiian pizzas too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken dippas!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Curry and loads of it too

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Rump steak, medium well done, with button mushrooms, garlic butter, fat steak chips, loads of salt, and a Oreo cookie jar pudding from Monterrey Jacks. And a Rasta Rum Bum cocktail "

I was salivating until you said Oreos, shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese obviously!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Christmas dinner.

"
order it in January...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn cocktail, chicken chow mein and a bottle of red Malbec. I'd die happy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chateaubriand

But just for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surf and turf

With all the trimming's with some truffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamb Jalfrezi with Keema naan!

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