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The Gherkin is the best part of the burger .. and ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. other inconvenient truths.

What do you KNOW is the truth / fact despite most other people quite bizarrely thinking otherwise?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They come second on the list. Has to be the beef or chicken first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree, I mean a burger just doesn’t function properly without a gherkin!!

I love pickled gherkins on their own too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The gherkin makes the burger.

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Corned beef and banana sandwiches taste great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES yes yes. But you have to be with someone that doesn't like them. Mr picks it out his burger and dangle feeds me it. Married life. Winning.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I feel an 'I like gherkin' profile is forthcoming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a big mushroom in a burger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree, I mean a burger just doesn’t function properly without a gherkin!!

I love pickled gherkins on their own too "

Me too! I can sit and eat a jar easily. The kids asked to try it one day so with a smirk on my face I gave them one, presuming they'd hate them. My face quickly dropped when they said they were amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel an 'I like gherkin' profile is forthcoming. "

I mean obviously the gherkin is second after the cheese … (*ahem*)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"YES yes yes. But you have to be with someone that doesn't like them. Mr picks it out his burger and dangle feeds me it. Married life. Winning. "

Well he’s forgiven for turning down sex in that case

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Gherkins are like Jaffa Cakes. Evil

Thankfully they don’t appear in the biscuit aisle

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No rubbish should be created once the bins go out for collection day. My family disagrees.

You can only get up on the hour or the 5 minute increments. None of this two minutes past... My family disagrees.

And, yes to the gherkin, OP. Although, not always cheese with a burger. Some cheeses do not belong.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I agree, I mean a burger just doesn’t function properly without a gherkin!!

I love pickled gherkins on their own too

Me too! I can sit and eat a jar easily. The kids asked to try it one day so with a smirk on my face I gave them one, presuming they'd hate them. My face quickly dropped when they said they were amazing "

Me included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I feel that your intention was to start a more broadly ranging thread but now you're stuck talking about gherkins?

An inconvenient fact that I know to be true despite what others tell me is there is absolutely no point to life

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do I feel that your intention was to start a more broadly ranging thread but now you're stuck talking about gherkins?

An inconvenient fact that I know to be true despite what others tell me is there is absolutely no point to life

Mr"

on the plus side I managed to squeeze cheese in to one of the replies! Silver linings and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting to the top of Pen y fan is not so amazing that every person who does it needs a photo on their tinder profile.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I agree, I mean a burger just doesn’t function properly without a gherkin!!

I love pickled gherkins on their own too

Me too! I can sit and eat a jar easily. The kids asked to try it one day so with a smirk on my face I gave them one, presuming they'd hate them. My face quickly dropped when they said they were amazing "

My 4 all hate them.

I love taking them out for burgers

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Gherkins are like Jaffa Cakes. Evil

Thankfully they don’t appear in the biscuit aisle "

Mmm... Gherkin Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting to the top of Pen y fan is not so amazing that every person who does it needs a photo on their tinder profile."

This is very true. However the nicely graded path makes for a good training run.

Mr

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Liversausage and beetroot sandwiches are the best... made in advance, and wrapped in tin foil put in the fridge till the beetroot bleeds it's pink colour through it all. Yum.

Much nicer than burgers with gherkins in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it. "

Are we still talking about the pickled variety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the gherkin!!

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it. "

I totally agree a gherkin is the worst part of a burger and needs to be ditched before being eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

I totally agree a gherkin is the worst part of a burger and needs to be ditched before being eaten"

No! They need to be in my tummy not theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

Are we still talking about the pickled variety? "

You know me well

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

I totally agree a gherkin is the worst part of a burger and needs to be ditched before being eaten"

You ditch it and eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the gherkin!!"

Crunchy pickles & onion in a sweet and spicy chili infused vinegar are amazing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

Are we still talking about the pickled variety?

You know me well "

And I want to know you even more. X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

I totally agree a gherkin is the worst part of a burger and needs to be ditched before being eaten

No! They need to be in my tummy not theirs! "

Open wide.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Gotta love a pickle.

Remember first burger in America when I was 16. It came with a pickle that wrapped around half the circumference of the bun.

I was smitten after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually end friendships if they like Gherkins. If they're not flopped on my plate. That's it.

I totally agree a gherkin is the worst part of a burger and needs to be ditched before being eaten

No! They need to be in my tummy not theirs!

Open wide. "

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

There was beetroot in the McOz burger in Australia. It worked really well.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Mmmmmmmm gherkins!!! I have no suitable mouth dribbling, omg best thing ever type emoji to use, or I totally would! And now the poster above has mentioned beetroot, which is also in the same mmmmmm category, and promotes equal amounts of drool to happen hehe ! Miss pc

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Is it the vinegar folks. I just got kink/drink shamed for drinking pickle vinegar out of the jar.

Surely its not just me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the vinegar folks. I just got kink/drink shamed for drinking pickle vinegar out of the jar.

Surely its not just me ?"

It would seem it is just you.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Yes, it would seem so.

I'm a single pringle in this then

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Is it the vinegar folks. I just got kink/drink shamed for drinking pickle vinegar out of the jar.

Surely its not just me ?"

I have been known to do that, not just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes gherkins and the burger sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YES yes yes. But you have to be with someone that doesn't like them. Mr picks it out his burger and dangle feeds me it. Married life. Winning. "

#WINNER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gherkins are like Jaffa Cakes. Evil

Thankfully they don’t appear in the biscuit aisle "

NOOOO

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

YES! Bloody love a gherkin. I sometimes eat them straight out of the jar

Mrs TMN x

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Only recently that I’ve asked for them not to be taken off. I’m converted.

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